Luxury Townhouse in Crewe: 86 Brooklyn St. - Your Dream Home Awaits!
Luxury Townhouse in Crewe: 86 Brooklyn St. - Your Dream Home Awaits!
The [Hotel Name Redacted]: A Review That Leapt, Stumbled, and Eventually, Sort of, Triumphed (Or At Least, Survived)
Okay, buckle up buttercups. I just wrestled with the beast that is [Hotel Name Redacted]. This place… it’s an experience. Let’s just say I’ve emerged, slightly singed, with a story to tell. And a whole lot of notes. Buckle up, people, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
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Accessibility – The Starting Gun (And the First Hurdles)
Right, so, Accessibility first. Because, you know, inclusive is the vibe these days. They claim to be on the up-and-up, and I’m giving them points for trying. Wheelchair accessible facilities are marked, and there's an elevator, which is a huge win. However… and there’s always a “however,” isn't there?… I witnessed a poor soul struggling with the automatic doors on the way in – they seemed to have a mind of their own! Facilities for disabled guests exist, but I'd recommend double-checking specific needs beforehand. I’m not entirely convinced that the experience is perfect, but progress, right?
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: Claimed to be present I didn’t notice any obvious barriers. Some tables felt a bit cramped, but overall, promising.
Internet Access – The Digital Tether (With a Few Snags)
Ah, the internet. The modern-day air we breathe, and the source of much frustration. Free Wi-Fi is a HUGE selling point, and it's available in all rooms! (yes, I’m shouting). Also, there's Internet [LAN] (remember those?). The connection was generally pretty stable, which, considering the potential for Zoom calls and Instagram doom-scrolling, is a godsend. I was thrilled not to have to go roaming around hunting for a signal! But the speed? Let's just say uploading large files might require patience and a strong cup of the complimentary tea.
Things To Do, Ways To Relax – For the Pampered and the Stressed
Okay, this is where things get interesting. They really push the relaxation angle, and the options are… extensive.
- Spa: Oh, the spa! I've definitely seen better, and I've definitely seen worse. I'm a sucker for a good massage, so I splurged. (This is where my credit card started crying.) The therapist was lovely, the atmosphere was… spa-like. But honestly? The music loop of whale sounds got a little old after the first thirty minutes. I think I'd prefer a good book.
- Body Scrub, Body wrap: These are here, again I’m not big into body-scrubbery, but if you’re that kind of person, go for it.
- Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: Very appreciated. I feel like a whole new person after a bit of time in each.
- Pool with view, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: The outdoor pool was… actually pretty decent. The view, from what I could see of it, was pretty swell. And the water wasn't freezing, which is a win in my book.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: I glanced at the fitness center. It looked… functional. I briefly considered going but then decided my bed needed me more.
- Foot bath: If you're into that kind of thing, I'm sure it's there.
Cleanliness and Safety – The COVID Dance (And How They (Mostly) Navigated It)
This is the big one, right? Post-pandemic, everyone's got heightened anxiety about hygiene. And, to their credit, [Hotel Name Redacted] tried.
- They were big on the Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, and Rooms sanitized between stays. Tick, tick, tick.
- Individually-wrapped food options were a nice touch. No buffet-style sneeze-guards, which is understandable.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Well, it was attempted, mostly. During breakfast, it got a bit crowded.
- Staff trained in safety protocol, this gave me a bit of peace of mind, the team seemed to take it seriously.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Appreciated.
- Cashless payment service: Thank goodness. I'm practically afraid of cash these days.
I’d give them a B+ for effort. It wasn’t perfect, but certainly was better than some places. I've spent a lot of time with my eyes peeled and haven't caught anything from the hotel - always a good sign.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Culinary Adventure (Or a Mild Mishap)
Okay, let's talk food. This is where things started to get a bit… let’s be kind and call it varied.
- Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Bar, Poolside bar, Coffee shop, Snack bar: Multiple choices here! This is a win. The variety is key.
- Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant: Breakfast had a lot of Asian options. Some were good, some were less so. I’ll just say I didn’t realize how much I depended on a good Western breakfast.
- Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Breakfast takeaway service: The Breakfast [buffet] was the biggest test of the distancing efforts. It was… ambitious? I saw a lot of close contact, despite the efforts.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant: These were all available and generally decent. Except for the soup. Man, the soup was bland.
- Room service [24-hour]: This is a must! The 24-hour room service got me through some rough moments. The food was generally good, if a little overpriced.
- Bottle of water: Provided, which is a nice touch.
- Alternative meal arrangement: Available, which is great for dietary restrictions.
- Happy hour: Yes! Win!
- Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant: The Western options were much better than the Asian for me personally.
- International cuisine in restaurant: Broad selection.
Services and Conveniences – The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Confusing
This is where the hotel really tries to show off, and some of it lands, while some of it… doesn’t.
- Concierge, Doorman: Super helpful, always friendly. Gold stars!
- Air conditioning in public area, Elevator: Necessary!
- Convenience store, Gift/souvenir shop: Functional, but nothing to write home about.
- Currency exchange, Cash withdrawal: Extremely convenient.
- Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, Ironing service: My room was immaculate. Seriously impressive. The laundry service was also incredibly fast.
- Facilities for disabled guests: See above.
- Food delivery: Nice.
- Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Seminars: Seemed well-equipped for business travelers.
- Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes: Standard stuff.
- Smoking area: Fine by me, I don't smoke.
- Terrace: Gorgeous.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: Good for business stuff.
For the Kids – A Fun-Filled Wonderland (Maybe)
I’m not a parent, so I can only offer anecdotal observations.
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: The hotel advertises these. I saw a few families, who seemed happy.
Available in all rooms – The Home Away From Home
- **Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels,
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to embark on a Crewe adventure, a stay at the glamorous (ahem) Townhouse @ 86 Brooklyn Street. This ain't your sterile, Instagram-perfect itinerary, folks. This is the REAL DEAL. Expect chaos, questionable choices, and a healthy dose of "WTF am I doing?"
Day 1: Arrival and the Crewe Charm (Or Lack Thereof… So Far)
1:00 PM: Arrive at Crewe Station. Sigh. Okay, first impressions. The station. Well, it is a station. Big, slightly grimy, smells faintly of… something. Train exhaust? Hope? Hard to say. Found the exit and immediately encountered a gust of what I’m pretty sure was industrial-strength wind. Welcome to Crewe!
1:30 PM: Haggling a taxi and got ripped off a little bit, I just knew that was what was gonna happen. Jumped in the back only to discover my phone battery was dropping faster than my hopes of finding a decent coffee shop. The taxi driver, a man who clearly hadn't cracked a smile since the invention of the wheel, drops me off. "86 Brooklyn Street, love. Lovely place." Lovely? We'll see about that. He pointed at the old house.
2:00 PM: Check-in to the Townhouse. The keys. Oh, God. These keys were older than my grandma. The woman at the reception was a real sweetheart though. I could tell this was a family run place. "Welcome, dear!" she sang. "Hope you have a lovely time." Her genuine warmth almost made up for the ancient, slightly dusty key. The room…. hmmm. Okay. It's… functional. Definitely "lived-in". The floral wallpaper is vying for my attention. I'm trying to decide if it's charming or a crime against interior design. I lean towards the latter… but it has character, right?
2:30 PM: Unpack. Discover I've forgotten toothpaste. Panic briefly. Then, remember the corner shop. Crisis averted. I do like planning. The bed? Let's hope it's comfy.
3:00 PM: A (failed) mission to get decent coffee. Followed Google Maps, the promised "artisan" coffee shop. Found it! Except it was closed. The universe is conspiring against my caffeine fix. Okay. Deep breaths. Maybe the shop inside the station. Let's go.
4:00 PM: After a slightly harrowing bus ride (the local accent is something else!), a small shopping trip. Got some supplies. (toothpaste, breakfast cereal , chocolate, and a map). My stomach growls, louder than I.
6:00 PM: Dinner at a pub called "The White Lion". It's exactly what you picture. Dark, cozy, smells of beer and… more beer. The menu is dominated by variations of "chips" and "gravy". Ordered the fish and chips. It arrived. The fish was enormous. I am not sure if I want to eat all of it. I tried, but I failed. The beer was decent, at least. The local gossip? Absolutely priceless. Everyone in Crewe must know everyone else's business. I was hooked.
8:00 PM: Back to the townhouse. The dodgy WiFi is currently taunting me. Decide to watch television. The selection? Let's just say I'm now re-evaluating my relationship with daytime TV game shows. Also, the floral wallpaper is definitely judging me.
10:00 PM: Struggle to sleep. The bed is… not as comfy as I hoped. The wind outside is howling like a banshee. Start to wonder if I should have brought earplugs. Or maybe a tranquillizer.
Day 2: Railway Heritage (And Potentially More Gravy)
9:00 AM: Wake up. Surprised I survived the wind. Coffee? Still a priority. Attempt number two. Found a coffee shop! Hooray! The coffee? Mediocre. But at least it was hot. Small victories, people. Small victories.
10:00 AM: Crewe Heritage Centre. OKAY, this is actually interesting. The old trains are pretty cool and it takes you back in time. The history is fascinating, and I actually find myself getting a little bit emotional about the achievements and stories of these old trains. I end up spending way more than I thought I would. I could totally see my grandfather working in a place like this.
12:30 PM: Lunch. Back to "The White Lion", Why? Because I'm too lazy to find anywhere else. More chips. This time, with gravy. I am rapidly becoming a connoisseur of gravy. There's a lot of very good gravy in Crewe
2:00 PM: Wander around Crewe town centre. It's…. functional. I do a bit of shopping (more chocolate – don’t judge me). I'm starting to feel a grudging affection for this place. It's not pretty, but it's real.
4:00 PM: Attempt to find a local market! Nope, can't find it! Decided to just sit in a park, watch the world go by, and read a book. I am now officially a stereotypical tourist.
6:00 PM: Dinner somewhere else. The "Spice Merchant" restaurant. It's… okay. I have no complaints.
8:00 PM: Back to the townhouse. The WiFi is still being a pain. Watch more daytime TV. Staring at the floral wallpaper.
9:00 PM: I am bored. I am extremely bored. I will now go to bed and try to sleep.
Day 3: Departure (And Maybe, Just Maybe, Slightly Sadness)
9:00 AM: Wake up. Feeling surprisingly… okay. Maybe Crewe isn’t so bad after all. Or maybe I’m just getting used to the floral wallpaper.
9:30 AM: Grab a quick breakfast in the cafe. A final hit of mediocre coffee.
10:00 AM: Check out. The lady is still as nice as ever. I wave goodbye, feeling a strange sense of sentimentality.
10:30 AM: Head back to Crewe station. The wind is still there, but I don't mind.
11:00 AM: Wait for my train. Reflect on my Crewe adventure. It wasn't a glamorous holiday. It wasn't perfect. But it was real. I laughed. I grumbled. I ate a lot of chips. And, weirdly, I actually enjoyed myself.
11:30 AM: Board the train. Wave goodbye to Crewe. Promise to return. Probably.
12:00 PM: Train departs. Goodbye Crewe!
This itinerary is a work in progress, subject to the whims of fate, dodgy Wi-Fi, and my own increasingly questionable decisions. But hey, that's life, innit? And for the record, I still don't know what the smell was at the station. Maybe I don't want to know. But the important thing I learned on this trip is that everyone and everything has a story to tell. Even Crewe.
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