Eva's GARDEN: Saalbach's Secret Austrian Paradise (Unbelievable Views!)
Eva's GARDEN: Saalbach's Secret Austrian Paradise (Unbelievable Views!)
Eva's GARDEN: Saalbach's Secret Austrian Paradise – Or Is It? (Unbelievable Views… and Some Unbelievable Quirks!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to spill the schnitzel on my recent stay at Eva's GARDEN in Saalbach. They claim it's a "secret Austrian paradise" and boast about those "Unbelievable Views." Let’s just say the views were definitely unbelievable, and the rest… well, it was a rollercoaster of bliss, minor frustrations, and the occasional "what in the Heidi-Ho is going on here?" moment.
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Right, Back to the Adventure!
First impressions? Unbelievable. The drive up was heart-stoppingly gorgeous – you know, the kind of scenery that makes you want to yodel (though I’ll leave that to the professionals). And Eva’s GARDEN? It’s perched up there like a perfectly placed gingerbread house, clinging to the mountainside. The views? Forget about it. Seriously. I spent a solid hour on the terrace, just… gazing. Jaw on the floor. That’s the "Unbelievable Views" part – they ABSOLUTELY deliver. They should probably trademark them.
Arrival & Accessibility: A Mixed Bag
Okay, let's talk accessibility. I requested a wheelchair-accessible room (crucial!). The good news? They do have them. The slightly less good news? Getting to the room involved a slightly treacherous elevator ride. It's not the hugest, so navigating with a larger wheelchair might be a squeeze. The Elevator itself was pretty spiffy looking, like a miniature time machine with wood paneling. So, wins and losses I guess. They also are trying.
Rooms: Cozy and Well-Equipped (Mostly)
My room (once I got there!) was lovely. Available in all rooms things are great like Air conditioning, Alarm clock. The bathroom had good spaces and grab-bars available, which is always a plus. The Balcony was huge and the entire room was pretty spacious. Nice Seating area if you just want to chill and read a book. The Shower didn't exactly have the best water pressure, though, and I did experience a mini panic when the Blackout curtains got stuck. Minor drama, but it's the little imperfections that make a place memorable, right? The Bed was Extra long, which was something else to be grateful for. And, of course, the View… breathtaking. The Free Wi-Fi worked like a dream (more on that later). Amenities like Hair dryer and in-room safe box were good, if not essential.
Internet: Yes, You're Connected… Mostly.
Ah, the internet. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yippee! And it was mostly reliable. I am a writer so it was a necessity. The Internet [LAN] I think was only for some corporate people. The Wi-Fi in public areas was also fine, but a tad slower during peak times. I'm a bit old-school when it comes to the internet so I loved that they had Internet access – wireless and for the modern age, Internet access – LAN.
Food, Glorious Food! (Mostly)
Let's talk munchies. Eva's Garden is geared towards the gourmand. They have so many restaurants. Restaurants. Coffee/tea in restaurant. Poolside bar. Snack bar. But the food was overall very good.
- Breakfast[buffet]: Amazing. Seriously. The variety was insane – Asian breakfast, Western breakfast – you name it, they probably had it. Fresh pastries, mountains of fruit, every kind of egg imaginable. I’m a sucker for good coffee. And the Coffee/tea in restaurant was a godsend and the Breakfast service staff was on point.
- Restaurants: The A la carte in restaurant menu was incredible with Alternative meal arrangement on offer. Also, there was a Vegetarian restaurant. I'm not one myself, but I do appreciate options. The quality of the food was generally consistent. The staff were friendly, the atmosphere was cozy.
- Room service [24-hour]: The ultimate convenience. I was feeling lazy one day and got a burger. Actually, I got a burger that was amazing. The Bottle of water was a nice touch, too, especially after a long day on the slopes.
Spa & Wellness: Heaven (Mostly)
Now, this is where Eva's GARDEN really shines. The Spa is… well, it's glorious. Here, I have so much to say:
The Pool with view is stunning. Swimming pool [outdoor] in the sunshine. Sauna, Spa/sauna, all this. I'm a bit of a spa junkie, so I was in heaven. I booked a Massage and it was seriously one of the best I’ve ever had. The therapist was brilliant, easing away all the tension. The spa itself is immaculate. My only complaint? It was so relaxing that I almost fell asleep mid-massage and missed the chance to book another one…
The Fitness center was also handy, even if I only managed a few short runs (mostly because I kept getting distracted by, you guessed it, the views!). They got Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath and Steamroom, It's all here.
Cleanliness & Safety: Reassuring
I'm a bit of a germaphobe (thanks, pandemic!), so I was paying extra attention to cleanliness. I was pretty satisfied. Cleanliness and safety are paramount. There were Anti-viral cleaning products used, and the staff took it seriously. The Hand sanitizer was everywhere. The Rooms sanitized between stays. I even heard them using Professional-grade sanitizing services.
Staff: Mostly Very Helpful (and a Few Quirks)
The staff at Eva's GARDEN are generally lovely. The front desk was always helpful. The concierge was very helpful with booking transport. The Concierge, the Doorman, front desk [24-hour] were awesome. The bar staff were super. The only thing was some of the staff could have been a tad more attentive.
Things to Do: Beyond the View (or is it?)
Saalbach is, of course, a ski resort in winter. But there were still loads to do even in Summer. I especially liked Bicycle parking nearby was super convenient. They had an Indoor venue for special events and Outdoor venue for special events, which looked really cool.
The Quirks (and the Heart of it!)
Look, no place is perfect. And Eva's GARDEN has its quirks. The decor is… let's say, “Alpine Chic,” which might lean a little heavily on the "Alpine" end. There were also some surprising details, like the vending machine in the hallway with… well, let’s just say it had a very specific, limited selection of snacks. Okay, one more thing that I found peculiar: the shrine in the garden. The Shrine was very nice too.
Moments of Perfection
The best way to describe Eva's GARDEN: the perfect balance of luxury and comfort. The Cashless payment service was super convenient, especially for tipping. The Car park [free of charge] was awesome and there was a Car park [on-site] too.
Bottom Line: Go… But with Realistic Expectations.
Would I recommend Eva's GARDEN? Absolutely. The views alone make it worth a visit. The spa is incredible, the food is excellent, and the staff are wonderful. However, don't expect perfection. Embrace the quirks, the minor inconveniences, and you’ll have an amazing time. Just remember to pack your own snack selection, just in case. And definitely book that massage! You'll thank me later.
Final Score: 4 out of 5 Stars (and a prayer for even more reliable Wi-Fi!)
Harry's Home Steyr: Austria's Best-Kept Secret (Unbelievable!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups! This isn't your perfectly polished itinerary – this is a chaotic, hopefully hilarious, and definitely opinionated guide to surviving (and hopefully thriving) in Saalbach-Hinterglemm, Austria. It's going to be a bit messy, filled with tangents, and guaranteed to involve me saying something I'll probably regret. But hey, that's life, right? Let's dive in…
eva,GARDEN Saalbach: A Slightly-Scary-But-Mostly-Lovely Adventure (Maybe)
Pre-Trip Ramblings (AKA My Sanity Check)
- The Prep Panic: I, like a complete idiot, left everything to the last minute. Booking flights? Check. Finding a decent backpack? Err… maybe. The sheer anxiety of "packing" is already giving me hives. I'm pretty sure I'm overpacking again. You never need that many pairs of socks.
- The Research Rabbit Hole: Hours spent Googling "Saalbach in Winter OMG?" lead me down a vortex of ski reviews that are clearly paid ads. I'm starting to think everyone's a professional skier. Are they? I hope not! I definitely am not. This better be worth it.
- The Language Barrier Fear: My German is… well, it's non-existent. I'm relying on Google Translate and the kindness of strangers. This could go catastrophically wrong. Imagine me ordering sausages and getting a plate of… I don't even want to think about it.
Day 1: Arrival and Altitude Adjustment (AKA "Send Coffee Now!")
- Morning:
- The Flight from Hell (Possibly): Okay, let's be real. Flights are inherently stressful. Delayed flights? Bag lost? Let's hope none of it happens. The airport chaos is already making me want to hide. Also, I hope the plane food isn't too awful.
- Landing in Salzburg: Assuming we land (fingers crossed!), then it's a train or a transfer to Saalbach. This is where my navigation skills (or lack thereof) will be tested. I have a feeling I'll be wandering around Salzburg, looking like a lost lamb.
- eva,GARDEN Check-In: Finally! Hopefully, the hotel is as lovely as the pictures. I'm secretly hoping for a room with a balcony and a fantastic view, because that's what's going to keep me sane.
- Afternoon:
- Lunch & A Stumble: Finding local restaurant nearby the hotel will be a true adventure, I bet I will stumble upon the best restaurant. Maybe I’ll have a bad lunch experience and will start my day with a negative note.
- Altitude Adjustment (or Panic Attack?): Okay, so I'm not the most athletic person. I'm expecting to take a breather. Breathing in the fresh mountain air is going to be amazing. I have to admit I'm already overthinking this.
- Exploring Saalbach Town: A slow stroll around the village, checking out the shops, and figuring out where the best Apres-Ski spots are. (Priorities, people!)
- Evening:
- Dinner at the Hotel: I'm hoping for a hearty Austrian meal and maybe a glass of wine. And I'll probably be exhausted.
- Early Night (Hopefully): Sleep is essential, right? And I'm sure I'll need it.
Day 2: Conquering The Slopes (or, More Likely, Face-Planting)
- Morning:
- Gear Up: Renting skis. Trying to look like I know what I'm doing. I'll probably spend half an hour wrestling with my boots.
- The First Lift Ride: OMG! The view! Wow, the mountains are gorgeous. Also, I'm terrified. Am I seriously doing this? Is it normal to feel like you're going to be sick?
- Attempting To Ski: Okay, here goes nothing. I'm sure I'll look graceful. (Insert sarcastic eye roll here.) I'm fully prepared to fall repeatedly. And curse under my breath. A lot.
- Afternoon:
- Lunch on the Mountain: Finding a cozy mountain hut. Hopefully, the food is good and the beer is cold. And I can maybe relax and enjoy the moment.
- More Skiing (Maybe?): Okay, feeling a little more confident. Or maybe I'm just delirious from the altitude. Going slow and enjoy the view!
- Evening:
- Apres-Ski Adventures: Finding a lively bar, enjoying some music, and watching everyone who actually knows how to ski look amazing.
- Dinner & Reflection: Maybe I didn't die. Maybe I didn't break anything. It was fun.
Day 3: Embracing The Non-Skiing Life (Maybe Needed After Day 2)
- Morning:
- Lazy Start: Sleeping in, big time. I deserve it.
- Snowshoeing/Walking: If I'm injured, I'll make it easy on myself.
- Afternoon:
- Spa Day at eva,GARDEN: This is what I'm most excited about. Massages, saunas… pure bliss.
- Exploring Hinterglemm: The more lively town. More shopping and strolling.
- Evening:
- Dinner at a Local Restaurant: Try a different restaurant, embrace the local cuisine, and maybe force myself to try something I normally wouldn't.
- Early Night (Again): More sleep. More resting.
(Okay, I’m starting to run out of steam. Let's get messy. This is where Saalbach gets to me.)
Day 4: The One Experience I'm Obsessed With (and Why It'll Probably Go Wrong)
Okay, you know how I said I'm not a hardcore skier? That's an understatement. What I am obsessed with is this seemingly innocuous thing I saw online… a snow tubing experience. It sounds utterly ridiculous. And completely amazing. I'm picturing myself as a kid again. Zipping down a snowy hill, laughing, maybe even getting air. What could go wrong?
Everything.
First, the logistics. Finding the right place. Getting there. The crowds. I already imagine waiting, shivering, my face getting red and freezing.
Then, the reality. The snow tubing itself. Am I going to be too slow? Will I go too fast and spin out? Will I slam into a tree? Will I be surrounded by actual children who are experts at this and make me feel like the klutz I am?
Then, the emotional breakdown (probably). I'm already dreading the moment I'll have to go back up and do it again, I'll be tired and completely defeated after all those runs. I'll need a hot chocolate and a good cry. Followed by a quick nap.
BUT – and this is the thing that keeps me going – I'm allowing myself to hope! If I could, for just a few glorious minutes, feel that pure, unadulterated joy of care-free fun… it would be worth all the potential humiliation. This is my Everest. My single, slightly pathetic mission. It's snow tubing or bust.
Day 5: The Goodbye Blues (and My Attempt at Looking Back)
- Morning:
- Last Breakfast at eva,GARDEN: Savoring the last of the delicious Austrian pastries. Tears may or may not be shed.
- Last Walk Through Saalbach: Taking one last look at the mountains, the shops, and the overall vibe. Feeling wistful.
- Afternoon:
- Travel back:
- The Final Thoughts: Did I enjoy the vacation? Yes. Have I regretted some of the things I’ve done? Probably. Is it worth it regardless? Definitely.
And That's a Wrap, Folks!
This itinerary is probably a disaster. But hey, at least it's my disaster. Saalbach, watch out. I'm coming for you. And your snow tubing hill. Wish me luck! I have a feeling I'll need it.
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Eva's GARDEN: Saalbach's Secret Austrian Paradise - Or, Did I Just Ascend to Heaven (and Accidentally Pack My Ugg Boots)?
Okay, spill the tea. Is Eva's Garden *really* as breathtaking as the Insta photos imply? Because, let's be honest, filters are a thing.
ARE THEY EVER. Look, I went in with serious skepticism. Instagram's basically a highlight reel of everyone else's perfect lives, right? But Eva's Garden… it’s different. It's like someone took a paint brush loaded with sunshine, mountains, and a whole lot of "wow" and just *splattered* it across your eyeballs. The views? Forget about it. Seriously, I spent a solid hour just staring, mouth agape, at the mountains. And the sky? This crazy canvas of blues and pinks at sunset, it felt like a slap of pure joy. I mean, a *literal* slap. I swear.
The only thing that *isn't* perfect? Me. I’m slightly clumsy and I managed to trip up the first time I went and fall with a yelp over a log. And, you know what? It somehow made it even better.
What's the vibe? Is it all super-posh and pretentious? Because I am *not* about that life.
THANK GOD, no. It's not a place where you feel self-conscious. It's more "come as you are, admire the scenery, and maybe have your socks knocked off." People are generally chill, friendly, and genuinely happy to be there. You'll see families with kids, couples, solo travelers like myself (hello!), and groups of friends just soaking it all in. There's a sense of shared appreciation for the beauty, which, honestly, is pretty lovely. Think rustic charm meets genuine warmth.
Okay, maybe not *everyone* is perfect. I did overhear a couple complaining about the lack of… I don’t know… "artisanal ice cubes" (eyeroll). But hey, you can’t please everyone, right?
Alright, seriously. What's the food like? Because I'm a hungry human.
Oh, the food! Forget that "artisanal ice cube" nonsense. The food is incredible! Hearty, home-cooked, and absolutely *delicious*. Think traditional Austrian fare – think knödel (dumplings – I'm obsessed!), schnitzel (obvious, but phenomenal!), and enough Apfelstrudel to make your dentist cry. Plus they have a fantastic wine selection, all the local stuff.
I remember the first time I had the Kaiserschmarrn (shredded pancake) – it was HEAVEN. Actually, the *only* issue was, I probably ate more than my fair share and felt a bit like I was going to explode. But worth it. Every. Single. Bite.
Is it hard to get to? Do I need a helicopter (because, let's be real, I don't have one).
Nope, no helicopter needed! Though that would be… an entrance. Actually, the accessibility is one of the things that makes it so special. You can hike (moderate difficulty, but worth it!), or take the gondola up – it’s incredibly scenic. Just a heads-up, the gondola can get a little busy during peak season, so plan accordingly. I'd recommend going early to beat the crowds and grab the best spot.
The hike up, by the way, is stunning. I am not massively fit, and I managed it, though I was definitely panting a bit at the top. But even with the panting, you're surrounded by such beauty that you barely notice. Oh, and watch out for the rogue sheep! They're adorable, but they will happily steal your picnic. True story.
Okay, okay, I'm convinced. But what about the cost? Is it going to break the bank?
Look, it's not *super* cheap, but I definitely wouldn't call it a budget-buster. The food is good value for money, given the quality and location. The gondola ticket will be the biggest expense (unless you hike up!). Accommodation in Saalbach itself runs the whole range, from budget-friendly hostels to luxury hotels. I stayed in a perfectly decent guesthouse and it was completely reasonable.
I will say though, treat yourself to that extra Apfelstrudel. You’re in Austria, you’re in paradise, and honestly, you deserve it.
Tell me more about the 'secret' part. Why is it a 'secret Austrian paradise'? What makes it special?
Right, deep breath. The "secret" part is the feeling. It's not just the incredible views, or the delicious food (I'm still drooling, by the way). It's the way it makes you *feel*. It’s a place where you can genuinely switch off, disconnect from the noise, and just *be*. You can breathe in the fresh mountain air, soak up the sunshine, and let all your worries melt away. It’s the kind of place that fosters a sense of wonder.
And, I'm just going to say it, it's a little magical. I know, I know, sounds cheesy. But there's something about being surrounded by so much natural beauty that just… fills you up. It's a place where you feel like you can (and probably will) have a good cry from the sheer overwhelm of beauty.
Should I go in winter or summer? Or is it better in a specific season?
Both! It’s amazing in both summer and winter! Each season offers a totally different experience. Summer, the hiking is, well, heavenly. And the wildflowers… oh my god, the wildflowers! Just a riot of color across the meadows. Winter, you’re looking at skiing, snowboarding, and a whole lot of après-ski fun (not my favorite, to be honest, I'm more of a "hot chocolate by the fire" kinda gal).
Honestly, the best time to go depends on what you're after. If you're a ski bum, winter is your jam. Hiking, summer. But anytime is good, even if it is just for the sheer spectacle.
Any specific tips or advice for visiting? Like, what *not* to do?
Okay, pay attention! Don't wear heels (unless you want to look like a fool trying to navigate mountain paths). Pack layers – the weather up there can change in a heartbeat. And bring sunscreen; that sun is brutal. Book accommodation in advance, especially during peak season. And MOST IMPORTANTLY:
Don't overthink it. Just go.
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