Unbelievable Valemount Getaway: Canada's BEST Value Inn!
Unbelievable Valemount Getaway: Canada's BEST Value Inn!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a review. No polished prose here, just raw, unfiltered me and a hotel. Let's see if this thing's worth a damn. I'm gonna spill the tea, the coffee, and maybe even the champagne. This ain't your grandma's travel blog, alright?
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The Arrival & First Impressions (and my immediate internal screaming)
Right, so, first things first: Accessibility. This is where the rubber REALLY hits the road for me. I’ve seen hotels claim accessibility and then… well, let's just say it's been a comedy of errors. So, I'm on the lookout for Wheelchair Accessible features, including ramps, elevators and accessible rooms. You know, the basics? The hotel claims to have what I need. Fingers crossed.
The Doorman was pretty smooth, I gotta give them that. Helpful, opened the door, the whole shebang. The Elevator looked accessible. We'll see how usable it is later. The Front desk [24-hour] was efficient, or as efficient as I can be after getting off a red-eye. The Contactless check-in/out option was A++. Needed that after the flight germs. Luggage storage? Thank heavens, because dragging my bags would have been tragic.
Rooms & Relaxation (The Moment of Truth)
Okay, the room. The holy of holies. The place where I live for a bit while I pretend to be fancy. Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes (always a win), and Free Wi-Fi. Excellent! The Internet access – wireless actually worked without a death rattle (it's amazing how many hotels FAIL at this!). The bathroom? Decent. Bathtub, Separate shower/bathtub - which is good and the Additional toilet was chef's kiss!! The desk was a bit small for my laptop, but it's okay.
Important note: I'm a huge fan of Blackout curtains. Sleep is precious, people. I am also stoked with the Free bottled water. Gotta stay hydrated!
Now, about the "relaxation" aspect. Let's get to the juicy stuff.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (aka the good stuff!)
Oh, the Spa! This, my friends, is where the real magic happens (or where the chaos begins).
- Pool with a view: The pool was AMAZING. Seriously, spectacular. I spent a good two hours just staring. And the Poolside bar was also a godsend. The martinis weren't just good; they were life-affirming good.
- Spa/sauna: The sauna was hot. In a good way. The Steamroom was even better! Left feeling like a new person.
- Massage: I booked a massage. They offered Body scrub and Body wrap. I don't get facials, but the massage. THE MASSAGE. I’ll never forget it. It was heavenly. My masseuse was incredible - I think she might have been a wizard. They had Couple's room facilities, which I probably would have taken advantage of had I not been traveling alone and was very okay with that considering how good it was.
A word of warning: The Fitness Center was… adequate. Not exactly a state-of-the-art gym, but it did the job. The Gym/fitness center, while functional, was pretty standard. So, if you're a serious gym rat, you might want to manage your expectations.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Because, food!)
Alright, food time! Because what's a hotel stay without food?
- Restaurants: They had a few restaurants. They included Western, International, and Asian cuisine restaurants.
- Breakfast: The Breakfast [buffet] was epic. I had the Asian breakfast one day and the Western breakfast another day. Amazing. I felt like a king eating there. They also offered Breakfast in room which came in very handy!
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: I got my coffee fix.
- Poolside bar: The poolside bar? See above re: martinis.
A word on my experience with the restaurant. It was lovely, the best quality!
Cleanliness, Safety & COVID-19 Stuff (Ugh, but important)
Let's acknowledge the obvious: COVID. They had a bunch of measures in place, which, in my book, is a good thing. They are Rooms sanitized between stays & Daily disinfection in common areas. They had Hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol which I could tell during our dining experience. The staff was great and were very well-mannered. I appreciate what they done, what they still do, and the precautions. The Safe dining setup was well organized. They had Cashless payment service. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was observed.
Services and Conveniences (The Details That Matter)
- Concierge: Super helpful. They saved me from a major transportation SNAFU.
- Daily housekeeping: They really kept the place clean. My room was spotless every day.
- Laundry service: Life saver!
- Car park [free of charge] was big bonus.
- Food delivery was a nice touch, even if I didn't need it.
Everything Else (The Bits & Bobs)
- For the kids: Babysitting service, Kids facilities, and Kids meal were available.
- Smoking area: They had one (thank goodness!).
- Non-smoking rooms
- Pets allowed is unfortunately UNAVAILABLE!
The Not-So-Good (Because Perfection Isn't Real)
Okay, the imperfections. Because let's be real, no place is perfect.
- Internet [LAN]. They did have it, but it was a little clunky.
- On-site event hosting? Could be louder.
- My room initially faced the street, and the noise was a bit much. But a quick call to reception sorted that out. The solution, of course, was a Room change. The new room, facing the inner courtyard, was blissfully quiet.
The Verdict (The Grand Finale!)
So, is this hotel worth it? Absolutely. It's got the essential, the nice-to-haves, and even a few "wow" factors. Despite a few minor hiccups, the service, the location, and the sheer relaxation factor make it a winner.
Final Score: 4.5 out of 5 stars. Highly recommended. But seriously, those martinis… pure magic.
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Escape to Paradise: Delta Sharm's Luxury Awaits in Sharm El Sheikh!Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This ain't your pristine travel brochure itinerary. This is a real, messy, honest-to-goodness account of a proposed trip to Canadas Best Value Inn Valemount, BC. And let's be honest, the "Best Value" part fills me with a certain… anticipation. We'll see about that.
The "Valemount Venture: A Descent into Mild Chaos" Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Unpacking (or, the Mystery of the Missing Socks)
- 1:00 PM (ish): Arrive at Valemount. Holy moly, it is a tiny place. The drive in was… well, it was. Beautiful scenery, sure, but my GPS kept trying to send me down logging roads. I swear, at one point I saw a sign that said "Beware of Bigfoot." My internal monologue: "Please, no. I can barely handle the check-in process at a motel, let alone a mythical creature."
- 1:30 PM: Check-in at the Canadas Best Value Inn. Okay, first impressions… the lobby smells faintly of chlorine and… potential. The receptionist seems nice, though she's also wearing the same nametag as the guy who supposedly fixed the leaky faucet three years ago. Hope springs eternal!
- 2:00 PM – 3:00 PM: The Great Unpacking & Sock-Related Panic. This is where the real adventure begins. My suitcase? A disaster zone. Everything crammed in like a sardine party. And… where ARE my lucky hiking socks?! I swear, they vanished into thin air. This is a bad omen. I'm pretty sure the wilderness gods frown on sock-less adventurers.
- 3:30 PM: Attempt to find a decent coffee. The in-room coffee maker looks like something salvaged from the Titanic. Might need to venture out…
- 4:00 PM – 6:00 PM: Drive to and explore the Mount Robson Provincial Park. I'm sure it's amazing, I've read reviews. But honestly? This is where true grit comes in, I need some quiet, the vast wilderness helps to settle my emotions. Driving to the trailhead gives me the opportunity for some introspective silence. After some hiking, I am exhausted, and I love it.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner. I stumble upon the local pub, "The Gathering Tree" (or something equally charming). Praying they have something edible, and maybe even a beer that doesn't taste like… well, disappointment. I'm gonna need it after the sock situation.
- 8:30 PM: Back at the Best Value Inn to collapse in exhausted bliss, watch some terrible TV, and cross my fingers that the bed doesn't swallow me whole. Maybe I'll search under the bed for the missing socks. Prepare for disappointment.
Day 2: Hiking Hiccups & the Chocolate Chip Cookie Revelation
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Sunlight streaming in…or maybe it’s just the bright glare of the parking lot. Regardless, coffee is a must, even if it's questionable.
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Hiking. This is the "Big Hike" day. We're tackling whatever trail I'm brave enough to choose. It starts with a pep talk, then a full embrace, then a tearful goodbye. The scenery? Hopefully, stunning. The weather? Praying for not rain. Hiking boots? Present this time!
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: The Picnic Lunch. We will find somewhere, even if that means stopping on a rock. I'm bringing my own snacks, because the gas station offerings are a gamble.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The Great Cookie Moment. After my hike, I deserve a treat. I decide to head into the nearest bakery, and behold, I am in heaven. The chocolate chip cookies are warm, and the smell alone brings me to tears. I order two cookies, and I eat both.
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Drive to nearby town. More sightseeing, perhaps some curio shops.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Return to the motel. Take a long, hot shower.
- 6:00 PM: The dinner debate. I'm already mentally preparing for the culinary options. Do I go back to the pub (safe bet, but boring) or try something… adventurous? The answer probably involves Kraft Dinner purchased from the gas station.
- 8:00 PM: Early night. More bad TV, more sock searches. Will the mystery of the missing socks ever be solved? This is the true existential question of the trip.
Day 3: Departure & The Emotional Baggage I Didn't Pack
- 8:00 AM: Wake up, sigh, and prepare for the final day.
- 9:00 AM: A final breakfast (likely of questionable quality) and a final, agonizing look at the motel room. Did I leave anything? Am I forgetting something important? The answer is probably yes.
- 10:00 AM: Check out of the motel, and back into the world.
Observations & Rambles:
- The Wi-Fi: Pray for decent Wi-Fi at the Best Value Inn. My sanity depends on it.
- The Motel Room: No expectations here. Just praying for clean-ish sheets and a working TV remote.
- The People: I'm going to try to talk to the locals. Maybe they can help me with the mystery of the missing socks.
- Emotional Reactions: The joy of being in a new place. The annoyance of packing. The fear of not finding coffee. The hope that something will go right. The probable disappointment mixed with weird, unexpected moments of brilliance. That's what makes a trip truly worth it.
- The Big Picture: The point of this trip isn't just about seeing the sights. It's about allowing yourself to simply be, to wander, to embrace the chaos. And to maybe, just maybe, find my lucky hiking socks.
Conclusion:
This itinerary is a suggestion, a loose guideline. It's subject to change, whims, and the gravitational pull of a warm chocolate chip cookie. Valemount, here I come! Wish me luck, I'm going to need it.
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