Treebo MVP Visakhapatnam: India's BEST Hotel? (You Won't Believe This!)
Treebo MVP Visakhapatnam: India's BEST Hotel? (You Won't Believe This!)
Okay, Here's the Real Deal Review of [Hotel Name] (Let's Pretend, I'm Totally Making This Up)
Alright, buckle up, because you're about to get the real lowdown on the [Hotel Name]. Forget those generic, perfectly polished reviews. This is the raw, unfiltered truth, straight from my sleep-deprived brain. I'm talking about all the nitty-gritty details, the stuff the brochures conveniently leave out. Prepare to be thoroughly informed (and maybe slightly amused).
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First Impressions & Getting In: (Or, The Great Elevator Escape)
Okay, the first thing that hit me? The lobby. Massive. Impressive. And, thankfully, wheelchair accessible, which, frankly, is a huge win these days. They had a doorman, which felt a bit old-school, but hey, I'm not complaining about someone opening the doors. Speaking of doors, I almost got stuck in the elevator. Twice. The panic was real. But hey, at least they had an elevator. Plus, they offered contactless check-in/out, which is pure genius. Less human interaction? Sign me up! And they've got 24-hour front desk so no matter the time, help is available.
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The Room: My Private Fortress? (Or, Did I Forget to Pack My Therapist?)
My room… was… well, it was a room. It had a bed. A really long bed. That's good, right? Apparently, it was a "high floor" room, which meant a decent view. The view was okay. It was a…building. And, I think I saw a bird. Okay, I’m being harsh. The air conditioning worked (praise the gods!), there was a desk, a safe (for valuables, I assume), and even a scale. Seriously? Do they know what a vacation is for?
Oh, and free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Yes, please. And! Internet [LAN]? Fancy! Well, I didn't use LAN, but it's the thought that counts, right? The bathroom was decent, with a separate shower/bathtub situation. Bathtub was a little…small. The bathrobes…well, they were there. (I'm a bathrobe snob, sue me.) The blackout curtains were a LIFESAVER. I love sleep.
They offered a lot of included stuff: complimentary tea and bottled water. I hate being that person, but the bottled water was tiny. You're telling me that's going to last all day?
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The Wi-Fi - A Love/Hate Story (Mostly Love, Let's Be Honest)
The Wi-Fi was actually surprisingly good. Free, fast, and available everywhere! In my room, in the lobby, even (miraculously) by the pool! Let's be real, for me? A good Wi-Fi connection is basically essential for survival. So…huge win for the hotel.
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Restaurants, Dining, and the Quest for the Perfect Breakfast:
Okay, food. Crucial. They had a buffet restaurant, which sounds great on paper. In reality, it was okay. The Asian breakfast options were actually pretty good – I'm talking proper dim sum. I tried the Western breakfast, too, which was…well, let's just say it needed work. The coffee was…meh. They had a coffee shop, though, which saved the day. Seriously, I spent most of my mornings getting my caffeine fix. Also, the poolside bar was an absolute lifesaver, especially after a few hours of…well, "relaxing" by the pool. Happy hour? Yep, I partook.
They offered room service (24-hour, bless them!). Pizza at 3 AM? Yes, please. They had a few restaurants in the hotel: western, asian. All of them also had a la carte. I didn't try most of the restaurants, but I did grab a snack at the snack bar, which was decent.
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Wellness & Relaxation: Reaching Zen (Or, at Least, Pretending To)
The spa was a must. They had a sauna, steamroom, and a pool with a view. Seriously, that pool was Instagram-worthy. I got a massage, which was amazing, and contemplated a body scrub, but, I'm lazy. I did see people getting body wraps. Looked intense. The fitness center was…well, it was there. I, um, stared at it.
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Cleanliness & Safety: Germs Schmerms?
This is the real world, people: they had an emphasis on keeping things clean. They had hand sanitizer everywhere. Everywhere. They claimed to use anti-viral cleaning products. And they said they had professional-grade sanitizing. They had daily disinfection in common areas. Rooms sanitized between stays, and room sanitization opt-out available. Everyone had masks on, which was probably good.
The staff was trained in safety protocol. They also had a doctor/nurse on call. That was a nice touch, I guess. First aid kit? Check. So, generally speaking, I felt…safe. They even had contactless check-in/out to reduce exposure.
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Things to Do: Beyond the Hotel Walls (Or, Why I Almost Left)
They had "things to do," a list of local attractions, things to see, etc. Whatever. I needed no extra stress so I stuck to the hotel, where I could chill without someone asking 'are there more things to do?" There was an option for airport transfer, for which I was super grateful.
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Services & Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the Laundry
They had everything you'd expect: daily housekeeping (thank you!), laundry service (also a blessing), a concierge (I didn't use him), a gift shop (blah), and a convenience store (useful for snacks). They also had a cash withdrawal service (handy!), and currency exchange. There was also a smoking area, which was convenient for those who indulge.
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Montpellier's Hidden Gem: Private Room Near Gare Saint-Roch!Okay, buckle up buttercup, because we're about to dive headfirst into a trip to Visakhapatnam, India, centered around the Treebo MVP Grand. And trust me, it's going to be a ride. This isn't your perfectly curated Instagram travel feed; this is the raw, unfiltered, and probably slightly chaotic version of a vacation.
Visakhapatnam: Treebo MVP Grand - The Whirlwind Tour (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Curry)
Day 1: Arrival and "Is This Thing On?"
- Morning (ish - let's be real, flight delays are practically a national sport): Finally landed in Vizag! After what felt like three lifetimes crammed into a budget airline seat battling a toddler for armrest supremacy, arrived at the Treebo. First impression: clean. Second impression: blessedly air-conditioned. Seriously, the humidity hit you like a brick wall as soon as you stepped off the plane.
- Afternoon: Checked in (smooth process, thank goodness, because I was seriously hangry). The room is… well, it's a room. Clean, as advertised, with enough space to (barely) swing a cat. Found the AC, which is now the main focus of my life. Threw the bags down, then realized: "Oh, right. This is the part where I'm supposed to be a traveler, not a couch potato."
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Decided to venture out. Walked around the local area (MVP Colony), and the smells! Oh, the smells. Incense, spices, exhaust fumes… it's a sensory overload in the best possible way. Found a little food stall, looked at a menu I didn't understand, pointed at a picture, and ended up with some kind of dosa. It was amazing. Like, melt-in-your-mouth, makes-you-want-to-slap-your-mom good. Now have a slight tummy ache from eating too fast/too much. Worth it.
- Evening: Collapsed back at the Treebo. Watched some terrible Indian TV (but don't tell anyone, I'm starting to get hooked), ordered room service (basic but satisfying), and fell asleep before I even had the chance to unpack. This is the good life.
Day 2: Beaches, Bumboats, and Bewilderment
- Morning: Woke up feeling surprisingly spry (probably the dosa). Decided to go check out the beach. Visakhapatnam has some coastline, apparently. Headed to RK Beach. It's beautiful, of course, it's an ocean beach, but not exactly what I expected. The crowd is… energetic. So, so energetic. Families, vendors, kids playing cricket… the air is alive with noise and activity. Spent a good hour just people-watching, totally engrossed.
- Mid-day: Decided on a boat tour on the sea, and it was a wild ride. The views were stunning, the waves were…well, wet, and the boat man? He was a character! Full of jokes and stories (I understood maybe a quarter of them, but laughed anyway). My gut feeling? The price was likely inflated due to the tourist trap – but I'm willing to pay up a little for such a unique and crazy experience.
- Afternoon: Lunch at a restaurant. Ordered the "spicy prawn curry". The waiter gave me a warning look. I thought I could handle it. I was so wrong. My face turned the same shade of red as the curry itself. Tears streamed down my face. My nose was running like a tap. It was glorious, but also, I needed about three gallons of water. I may need to go back and try it again with a whole gallon of yogurt this time.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Recovering from the curry. Wandered around the markets (the heat is brutal!), haggled like a pro (okay, maybe not), and bought a ton of random souvenirs I'll probably never use.
- Evening: Dinner at the Treebo's restaurant. Less adventurous this time (chicken tikka masala - a crowd-pleaser and belly pleaser!). Had a bit of quiet time to digest (both the food and the day).
Day 3: Temple Troubles and Transportation Tango
- Morning: Determined to visit the Simhachalam temple. Got a driver – a very chatty driver who regaled me with local trivia that I quickly forgot. The temple itself was incredible, the architecture mesmerizing. But the crowds! I swear, every tourist spot in India is a masterclass in controlled chaos.
- Mid-day: Lunch was the worst, a terrible meal. Ate, and was left feeling terrible.
- Afternoon I decided to take a ride to Yarada Beach but because of the massive traffic jam, I did not make it.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Packed my bags. Got ready to go.
Day 4: Departure and Debrief
- Morning: Checked out of the Treebo. One last breakfast of idli and sambar (always a good decision). Said goodbye to the friendly staff (seriously, the people at the Treebo were lovely!).
- Afternoon: Started the trip back home.
- Evening: Landed. The flight was long, and the food was terrible.
Final Thoughts (or, What I Learned about Myself on this Trip)
- India is a sensory overload. You'll smell things, see things, and experience things you never imagined. Embrace it (even the questionable smells).
- Food is everything. Be brave, try new things, and don't be afraid to ask for the "mild" option (you've been warned).
- Pace yourself. You can't see everything in one trip. Just enjoy the moment and be ok with the imperfections.
- The Treebo MVP Grand: Solid, clean, and the perfect base for exploring Vizag. Don't expect luxury, but expect comfort and a friendly atmosphere. Would I stay there again? Absolutely.
- I need to learn to navigate the local transportation system.
- And finally: I'm definitely coming back. Because India, with all its flaws and craziness, has a way of getting under your skin. It's a love-hate relationship, but mostly, it's just love. Now, where's the next curry?
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