Luxury Lekki Living: 3BD Ultramodern Pool Home Awaits!
Luxury Lekki Living: 3BD Ultramodern Pool Home Awaits!
Living the Lekki Dream (Almost): A Review of Luxury Lekki Living – 3BD Ultramodern Pool Home
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to spill the beans on my stay at "Luxury Lekki Living." Let me tell you, the name alone sets impossibly high expectations, right? Ultramodern? Pool Home? My bank account and I were already sweating. But hey, for the sake of the review (and a little bit of FOMO), I dove in. And now, after a few days of soaking up the (hopefully) luxurious vibes, I'm ready to unload.
First Impressions & The "Ultramodern" Factor:
The Lekki traffic nearly killed me before I even saw the place. Lagos traffic is a whole other level of chaos. By the time I navigated that madness, I was primed for a chilled-out oasis. And… well, the "ultramodern" part was definitely there. Sleek lines, floor-to-ceiling windows, and a minimalist aesthetic that screamed "Instagram-ready." My inner design snob was quietly approving, but a part of me just wanted to throw a blanket over the stark white sofa. It felt…perfect, but also a bit soulless. Like a showroom, not a home.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (Literally and Figuratively)
Now, I’m not personally in need of accessibility accommodations, but I always pay attention to this aspect. Luxury Lekki Living advertises as having "Facilities for disabled guests." But like, how accommodated? The elevator was a plus, which is a rarity in Lagos. I did not see any ramps nor know if there are any. The website is vague. It needs to be super specific.
The Core Essentials: Cleanliness, Safety & the Dreaded Internet!
Okay, let's get practical. This is where things got…interesting.
Cleanliness & Safety: Top marks. The place was spotless! I mean, squeaky clean. They had their own army of people sanitizing everything, and everyone was masked up. They even had what I assume was professional-grade sanitizing goo. The Anti-viral cleaning products made me feel like I was staying in a sterile operating room, but hey, in these times, I'm not complaining. The Rooms sanitized between stays made me feel a little better. Also, they had Hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere and were on top of Daily disinfection in common areas, so major props. They even offered a Room sanitization opt-out available, which I thought was a nice touch for people who maybe are just a tad over it, or have an allergy. They used Hot water linen and laundry washing, so I assume the sheets were as sterile as the rest of the place.
The Dreaded Internet: Ah, yes. The bane of every modern traveller's existence. They advertise "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" and "Internet access – wireless". Okay, I'll bite. Initial speed was meh, and it occasionally dropped out, causing me to have a serious episode of the online-shopping blues, which eventually led me to the bottle of water. It wasn't completely terrible, but not as reliable as I'd hoped. They also listed "Internet access – LAN" which at least meant some thought went into backing the internet at all.
Eating (And Drinking!) My Way Through the Experience
This where I was hoping to really live it up. The whole "Luxury" thing needs to translate to food and drink, right?
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: Restaurant? Yes. Bars? Yes. Options? Meh. I mean, they ticked the boxes: A la carte in restaurant, Bar, Poolside bar, Coffee shop, and Restaurants (plural!). But the menu felt…limited. I was hoping for more options.
The Breakfast [buffet] was…alright. A decent spread, but nothing that blew me away. I was hoping for a taste of "Western Breakfast" but the options was more of an "International cuisine in restaurant" which was okay.
They had a Happy hour, which was much appreciated for a girl (and her bank account). I could sit at the poolside bar and drink as the sun went down -- perfection!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: The Pool's the Thing
- The Pool: This was the saving grace. The Swimming pool [outdoor] (and its accompanying Pool with view) was glorious. Seriously, I spent a solid chunk of my stay lounging by the water, nursing cocktails, and feeling incredibly smug. That's the core Lekki experience, right?
- Spa/Relaxation Vibe: There were hints. They had Spa services, but nothing that totally wowed me (I could tell that a Sauna, Steamroom, and potentially Body wrap weren't really available as I had to check some of this things myself).
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (Or Don't)
- Concierge: The concierge service was a godsend. They helped arrange taxis, gave directions with patience, and even managed to secure a (limited but still useful) food delivery that wasn't too over-priced.
- Daily housekeeping: The room was cleaned, the sheets changed, and the bathroom refreshed. All good.
- Cash withdrawal: The place had me covered.
- Essential condiments: The apartment was stocked.
For the Kids:
- Family/child friendly: This place struck me as more luxury-driven and for singles/couples on a romantic getaway rather than a family situation. The Kids meal may have been available but not listed.
I did not have my kids with me while I was there.
The Quirks & Imperfections (Because Nothing’s Perfect)
Alright, let's get real. Luxury Lekki Living wasn't perfect. It was missing that je ne sais quoi.
- The design, while beautiful, felt a tad impersonal. I would have loved more warmth and personality.
- The bar's music could have been a bit more lively, especially during Happy Hour.
- I almost wished I'd found some sort of Shrine.
My Verdict: Worth It (But Not Without Reservations)
Would I recommend Luxury Lekki Living? Yes, but with a little asterisk. If you're looking for a clean, modern, and relaxing base in Lekki, with a pool to die for, then absolutely. Just go in knowing that you might need to add your own personal touch to make it feel like a true "home." For the price, I think they could have done even more to go the extra mile with their facilities.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're hitting Lagos, baby! Specifically, we're conquering The Foundry – that swanky 3BD pad with the pool in Lekki. Forget perfectly curated Instagram grids; this is going to be a whirlwind of chaos, joy, and possibly, a frantic search for a functioning adapter. Here's the plan, or at least, my version of the plan… which is likely to unravel faster than a cheap Nigerian weave.
Day 1: Arrival & The Pool of Bliss (and Potential Disaster)
- 10:00 AM: Touchdown at Murtala Muhammed International Airport. Okay, first hurdle: surviving the baggage claim. Pray to whatever gods exist that my suitcase (packed with far too many "just in case" outfits) actually arrives. Remember that time in Bali when my bag went to… Vladivostok? Yeah, traumatic.
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Survive the airport chaos. Brib… ahem… smoothly navigate immigration. Hopefully, the customs officer is in a good mood. Maybe I should have packed some fancy chocolates… next time.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Taxi or Uber to The Foundry. Fingers crossed the driver doesn't think the lack of traffic is a myth. Google Maps, you're my only friend right now.
- 1:00 PM: Arrival at The Foundry! Okay, time to get a grip on this place. Check-in, and let the unpacking commence. First mission: Find the pool setup, you know, before I melt from the heat.
- 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The Pool. The glorious, air-conditioned pool life! Honestly, this is why I booked this place. Floating, sipping something with an umbrella in it, and pretending I'm not utterly jet-lagged. But… I'm not the best swimmer ever. I will be cautious, I will!
- 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Dinner on the deck? Cook? We'll see how ambitious I'm feeling. Maybe I'll try something local, assuming the grocery store is open.
- 7:00 PM: Knock out. Bed. Coma. Repeat.
Day 2: Lekki Adventures & Sensory Overload
- 9:00 AM: Wake up! If all goes well, and my sleep cycles are still working. Coffee. A strong one. Needed.
- 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Exploring! It's all about Lekki, Lagos!
- Lekki Conservation Centre: This is where the real exploration begins. I'm terrified of heights, but I've heard the canopy walk is worth it. Prepare for emotional breakdowns and epic Instagram photos.
- Lekki Market: Okay, this is going to be a sensory overload. But I'm getting on my best negotiation game face.
- Lunch: After the market, I'll need to refuel with some delicious local food. Jollof rice, maybe? I'm already drooling. Must try and find the best, if such a thing exists.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Return to the Foundry for a quick pool dip. It is going to hot, and let's be honest, I'll need it.
- 5:00 PM: Consider an evening walk with a street food venture. I'm probably going to lose a lot of myself at the market. It'll be a fun time.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Maybe some more local cuisine. I'm thinking, pepper soup?
Day 3: Art, Culture, & the Great Adapter Hunt
- 9:00 AM: Okay, one last chance for a leisurely breakfast and pool dip!
- 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Art time!
- Nike Art Gallery: Absolutely, I am there! Hoping it's as incredible as everyone says. Prepare for being mesmerised by the beauty!
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Relax, recharge. The heat will get to me eventually.
- 4:00 PM: The adapter hunt BEGINS! Did I pack one? Almost certainly not. The most vital thing, and I bet I've forgotten.
- 6:00 PM: Drinks and snacks at a local bar.
Day 4: Departure
- 8:00 AM: Pack, eat breakfast, and hope for a relaxed start to the day.
- 9:00 AM: Last dip in the pool.
- 11:00 AM: Pack, return to the airport, and head home. Hopefully, my bag makes it this time!
- 12:00 PM: Goodbye Lagos, goodbye, awesome experience. I'm already thinking about the next trip. Hope my memories last a long time.
Disclaimer: This is just a rough outline. Things will go wrong. I will get lost. I will eat too much. There will be moments of sheer, unadulterated joy, and probably moments of existential crisis. But hey, that's the beauty of travel, right? It's messy, it's unpredictable, and it's absolutely worth it. Now, wish me luck – and pray for that adapter!
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Luxury Lekki Living: 3BD Ultramodern Pool Home Awaits! - ...Or Does It? (FAQ Edition!)
Okay, spill the tea! What's *really* "ultramodern" about this place? I'm picturing robots serving cocktails. (Am I right?)
Heh, robots... Wishful thinking, honey! Look, "ultramodern" is a bit of realtor puffery, let's be honest. It *does* have some cool stuff, though. Think sleek lines, minimalist design (which, let's face it, is code for "you can't clutter it up with everything"). The pool is genuinely inviting, which is crucial in Lekki heat, and the kitchen... well, it's got those glossy cabinets that make you feel like you're starring in your own cooking show. *Mostly*. The best part? That feeling of "this *could* be my life." (Emphasis on *could*).
Three bedrooms... Sounds roomy! Is it family-friendly? What about the pesky "Lekki traffic" thing?
Three bedrooms *is* a decent size! Perfect for a small family, or even a couple with a guest room, or a single person who maybe, *maybe* considers themselves a bit extra... And yes, it's *potentially* family-friendly. Depending on your definition of "friendly," of course. The pool isn't fenced (shudders), so that's something to consider with little ones. The "Lekki traffic" though? *That's* the real test. It's a beast. I once spent three hours stuck in gridlock, trying to get from Ajah to Victoria Island. I'm not kidding. Three hours. I aged a decade. So, factor that into your daily commute plans. Seriously. Consider a helicopter. Just spitballing ideas here.
The pool... Is it the "Instagrammable" kind? And what about maintenance? Because, let's be real, that's a whole *other* headache in Lagos.
The pool? Okay, so the pool *is* good. It's the kind you can easily imagine yourself lounging by, cocktail in hand, looking all sophisticated. The water is clear, and the tiles look fresh. It's definitely Instagrammable. The *problem* is... pool maintenance. I once lived in a place with a pool (not nearly as fancy as this!), and it felt like a full-time job. You're constantly battling algae, leaves, and the occasional questionable critter. You'll need a reliable pool guy. *Finding* a reliable pool guy in Lagos is like finding a truthful politician. It's legendary; a myth. So, yes, factor in pool maintenance. Factor in the possible heartbreak.
Security? Because that's top of mind in Lagos, right?
Security is, *absolutely*, at the top of your mind. They *will* boast about 24/7 security, and probably have a gatekeeper who *looks* intimidating. He *probably* is. And that's a good thing. But listen: you still need to be vigilant. Always lock your doors. Don't flash your fancy gadgets around (unless you want them very *quickly* to not be your fancy gadgets anymore). Lagos is amazing, but you have to be street smart. Think of it as a lifestyle. It might be *slightly* paranoid, but hey, better safe than sorry, right? That’s what I tell myself when I’m checking my locks for the tenth time.
Okay, let's talk financials. Beyond the rent (which is probably eye-watering), what other hidden costs should I brace myself for?
Oh, the financials. *Deep breath.* The rent *will* be eye-watering. Prepare to cringe when you see the number. Then, tack on the usual suspects: service charge (which, trust me, will mysteriously increase every year), electricity (that NEPA bill... brace yourself!), water bills (that questionable borehole water), and probably some kind of estate levy. Then you'll need to factor in your generator fuel (because, you know, power cuts). And, let's not forget the maintenance fees. (Remember that pool guy?) And then.... there’s the *unforeseen* expenses. That roof leak that mysteriously appears during the rainy season. That air conditioner that dies on the hottest day. They *will* come. Be prepared. You'll survive, but your bank account might not.
**Anecdote Time!** : I actually knew someone who moved into a "luxury" place similar to this. She spent a fortune on the rent and was so proud of her new place. Within a month, it was nothing short of a catastrophe. The "luxury" AC unit was a joke, she always had to worry about power and she complained about issues like *insufficient water pressure*! She spent so much fixing and replacing things that she felt like she had an extra mortgage. She was miserable, and then the water supply got contaminated... She ended up moving again. Don’t let it happen to you!
Is there a backup generator? (Please, for the love of air conditioning...)
Hopefully, YES! It better have a generator. And hopefully, it's a *reliable* generator. Ask about the size and the kind of generator. Is it a small one that can just power lights and a fan? Or a monster that can run the entire house? And remember this: generators have a tendency to develop mysterious issues at the *worst* possible times. Like during sallah. Or a really hot day. Check that it has a good maintenance plan!
What's the vibe of the neighborhood? Quiet and serene? Or buzzing with life? (And is there a decent suya spot nearby?)
The vibe? Lekki is a mixed bag. Expect a blend of quiet(ish) residential streets, and... well, the constant hum of Lagos life. There will be noise. Traffic noise, generator noise, the calls of hawkers trying to sell you everything under the sun. You'll likely discover there *is* a suya spot nearby. Suya is a Lagos essential. And the good ones – *those* are worth their weight in gold. But it won't be the "retreat" some people would love to sell you; it'll be a real Lagos experience. That said, I would pay anything for a really good suya.
Finally, the big question: Would *you* live there? Be honest!
Hmm... Look, if I hit the lottery, *absolutely*. For now? It's tempting, very tempting. That pool... that kitchen... that *potential*. But the traffic, the cost, theShenzhen's BEST Hotel? Holiday Inn Express Longhua Review!
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