Escape to Paradise: St. George Inn's Augustine Oasis Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: St. George Inn's Augustine Oasis Awaits!
Paradise Found (and Found Again): My Wild Ride at St. George Inn's Augustine Oasis
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea – and maybe a little bit of poolside margarita – on my recent escape to paradise at the St. George Inn's Augustine Oasis. This wasn't just a vacation; it was an experience, a rollercoaster of relaxation, minor frustrations, and moments of sheer, unadulterated bliss. Let's dive in, shall we? And trust me, this is going to be a long dive…
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The Arrival – First Impressions (and a Near-Disaster!)
Rolling up to the St. George Inn, I was immediately struck by the charm. It's a gorgeous place, all Spanish Colonial architecture dripping with history. But the first test? Accessibility. I rely on a wheelchair, and while the website promised accessibility, my heart always does a little thump-thump until I see it firsthand.
Accessibility Check:
- Wheelchair Accessible: Mostly a resounding YES! Ramps, elevators, the whole nine yards. But, and this is a tiny but significant asterisk, getting around the pool area? A little tricky. Some paths are narrow, and I had to navigate around a particularly persistent sunbather who seemed determined to occupy all the available space. Sigh. But overall, a solid effort.
- Elevator: Yep! Thank goodness. My room was on a higher floor, so the elevator was a lifesaver.
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: They had designated accessible rooms, and the staff were generally super helpful, always offering assistance.
- Exterior Corridor/Doorways/Bathroom accessibility: Very solid. Easy to maneuver, which is absolutely crucial.
Okay, so the entrance was smooth, I went to check-in and the friendly faces. This is where things got slightly off-kilter. There was this moment of utter chaos. The concierge, bless her heart, was juggling about eight different things at once. My name was on the system, so I knew I had made it. There were so many people, and the check-in queue was long. I was hangry after a long drive.
The Room: Sanctuary (Almost!)
My room! Air conditioning was blasting, sweet relief from the Florida heat. And the bed? Oh, the bed. An extra long bed I could practically swim in. Ahh, bliss. But, hold up. The first room they assigned me had a bit of an issue. It was not up to snuff.
- Air Conditioning: Needed a little help to get the temperature just right, but worked well.
- Bathtub: The bathroom was clean and functional.
- Amenities: The mini-bar was stocked; Complimentary tea and the little toiletries were a nice touch. The safe box was a must for any valuables.
- Internet: Okay, the big one, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, and it was fast. Heaven. A big shout out for the strong Wi-Fi signal throughout the entire hotel (both in the rooms and in public spaces). I loved being able to stream my shows without any interruption.
- Soundproofing: Yes, the rooms were nice and quiet.
- Cleanliness: The Daily housekeeping was impeccable.
Food, Glorious Food (and a Few Culinary Mishaps)
- Restaurants: There are multiple restaurants. I was super excited about trying the restaurants. The food on offer was a huge draw for me.
- Buffet in restaurant: The breakfast buffet was a highlight. There was so much variety – Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, eggs, bacon, pastries, fruit – you name it. It was a feast. The coffee/tea in restaurant was good, too.
- A la carte in restaurant: The dinner was the best, although sometimes, the service was a little slow, and, okay, fine, once my soup arrived lukewarm. (I sent it back, don't worry, the staff were all very accommodating.).
- Poolside Bar: I grabbed a few drinks there, and they were delicious. The poolside bar was on point.
- Snack Bar: The snack bar came as a godsend and provided enough to keep going.
- Coffee Shop: The Coffee shop had everything anyone would want. Coffee and snacks were essential.
The Spa & Relaxation – Pure Indulgence (mostly!)
This is where the Augustine Oasis truly shines. The spa…oh, the spa.
- Spa: The spa offered a range of treatments, and I indulged.
- Massage: I treated myself to a massage (several, actually). Pure. Unadulterated. Bliss. The therapists are skilled, the ambiance is calming.
- Pool with view: The pool area is stunning. The Swimming pool [outdoor] is incredible, and there is a Pool with view.
- Sauna, Steamroom, and Spa/sauna: My partner enjoyed these immensely.
- Fitness center: I didn't use it, but it looked well-equipped.
The "Things To Do" & Beyond
- Things to do: Plenty! The Inn is located is a prime location, a short walk or drive from all the major attractions.
- Couple's room: I loved the idea of a couple's room.
- Family/child friendly: Yes, there are kids' facilities and childcare options for those travelling with children.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: This made me feel safe.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: The staff were trained.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere!
- Cashless payment service: Very convenient.
- Contactless check-in/out: Easy and efficient!
The Quirks & Imperfections:
- The Sunbather: Okay, so I mentioned the sunbather earlier. She was a force of nature, a sunbathing ninja. I just wanted to find a decent spot to read my book, and then she was right next to me!
- Restaurant Slowdown: Dinner service, could be a tad slower in the evenings. Bring a book. Or a friend. Or both.
- Pets allowed unavailable: My dog was not allowed.
Cleanliness and Safety – A COVID Considerations:
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Yep.
- Hygiene certification: They had this.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They were trying hard!
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Good to know.
- Shared stationery removed: Good.
- I felt safe and well-cared for.
The Verdict:
Despite a few minor hiccups, the St. George Inn's Augustine Oasis truly lives up to its name. It's a beautiful, relaxing escape with a lot to offer. The spa is divine, the food is delicious (mostly!), and the staff, overall, are incredibly friendly and helpful. The accessibility is good, though not perfect, but the effort is there, and that counts for a lot. Would I go back? Absolutely! Especially if they promise to get me a prime spot next to the pool, away from the sunbathing ninja!
Final, Final Thoughts (and Emotional Breakdown):
This wasn't just a hotel stay; it was a reset button. A chance to breathe, recharge, and remember why I work so hard. The imperfections? They added character. They made it real. And the good stuff? Oh, the good stuff was glorious. This is a place that I would honestly recommend to someone looking to switch off and get some rest. This is a place I'll remember.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This ain’t your glossy brochure itinerary. This is me trying to wrangle a trip to the St. George Inn in St. Augustine, Florida, and trust me, it’s probably going to be a beautiful, chaotic mess. Let's call this… "Operation: Colonial Charm (and Preventing a Meltdown)."
Day 1: Arrival and a Tiny Taste of History (and Maybe a Snag in the Plan)
- Morning (aka: The Great Escape from Reality):
- 6:00 AM: Alarm screams. Coffee MUST happen. My emotional state depends on it. Packing. Did I remember the sunscreen? Pretty sure I did. Pretty sure I also packed like… five pairs of the same black pants. Sigh. Why am I like this?!
- 7:00 AM: Final check of the house. (Dog fed? Plants watered? Existential dread contained?). Head out. Pray the flight isn’t delayed. Because if it is, someone's going to hear about it.
- 10:00 AM (ish): Touchdown! Jacksonville… then the drive. About an hour and a half, I think. Google Maps better not lie. I swear, I’ve lost entire afternoons thanks to that little digital map.
- Afternoon: Check-in, Breath, and OMG, SO PRETTY!
- 11:30 AM (ish): Arrive at the St. George Inn. Okay. Okay. Breathe. Pictures online did not lie. The Inn looks charming. Like, storybook charming. I'm immediately picturing myself drinking something on the porch. (Rum punch? Yes, please!)
- 12:00 PM: CHECK-IN! Pray it is seamless. I have a booking. I have a confirmation. Shouldn't be a problem. (Famous last words). OH MY GOD, the lobby is even more beautiful in person! Antique furniture, a cozy fireplace… I'm starting to feel actual peace. Almost.
- 1:00 PM: "The Room" FINGERS CROSSED Hopefully the room is a delight. The reviews raved about the cozy vibes and the antique furnishings and the free wi-fi. And the ghosts! Don't forget the ghosts! I always get slightly terrified. I really hope I don't see a ghost. I am also somewhat hoping I do… (if that makes any sense.)
- 1:30 PM: Unpack (Halfway. I have a tendency to live out of a suitcase)
- 2:00 PM: Explore St. George street for an hour and get my first glimpse of historical buildings.
- 3:00 PM: I need food. Find a cafe, and grab a quick bite.
- Evening:
- 5:00 PM: I'm going to wander! I'm going to soak up the atmosphere! Maybe get myself lost in a maze of tiny streets. And then I am going to seek out a restaurant with outdoor seating.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner somewhere with ambiance. I want something delicious, but not too stuffy. Maybe some seafood. Gotta get some fresh local seafood, right? Thinking it should be the Columbia Restaurant - St. Augustine is the oldest restaurant in Florida!
- 9:00 PM: Take a stroll down the cobblestone roads. It's all gonna feel… magical.
Day 2: Digging into History (and Maybe a Meltdown, Part 2)
Morning:
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the Inn! Fingers crossed for deliciousness. And good coffee. I need it.
- 9:00 AM: The Castillo de San Marcos. Okay, this is the big one. I've always been fascinated by history, so I'm ready!
- 11:00 AM: Okay, that castle was HUGE! It was amazing. Very hot though, so I might skip a bit of the tour.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Maybe grab some quick bites on the go!
Afternoon: The Ghost Tours (AND A FULL-BLOWN PANIC ATTACK)
- 2:00 PM: I am SO doing a ghost tour tonight. I'm probably going to be terrified. I am going to get the heebie-jeebies. But I have to do it. It's a St. Augustine rite of passage!
- 3:00 PM: Deep breaths. Thinking of all the things I haven't done yet!
- 4:00 PM: I'm going to find a cute little bookstore and browse. And maybe buy something I don't need. I can't help it!
Evening:
- 7:00 PM: Pre-Ghost Tour meal. Something to calm the nerves. Comfort food, perhaps? Pasta? Whatever I can get quickly.
- 8:00 PM: THE GHOST TOUR. Okay, I am going to be that person, clinging to the back, jumping at every little noise, and probably screaming. But I will do it! I'll be here to document it.
- 9:30 PM: Trying to sleep. Probably will suffer from sleeplessness.
Day 3: Relaxation and Departure (and the Post-Trip Blues!)
- Morning:
- 9:00 AM: Ah, sweet freedom! Sleep in! That ghost tour was exhausting. Breakfast in bed? Maybe.
- 10:00 AM: Some final shopping at the St. George Street. Get some souvenirs! Then I'll grab some coffee.
- 11:00 AM: Just relax!
- Afternoon:
- 1:00 PM: One last delicious lunch at a cafe overlooking the water. I'm soaking up every last second!
- 2:00 PM: Pack up. Say goodbye to my beautiful room. Feeling melancholy already.
- 3:00 PM: The Drive Home. Reflecting on the trip. What was my favorite part? The ghost tour?
- Evening:
- 5:00 PM: Home! Unpack (for real this time). Start planning the next adventure… or at least start looking at pictures of the beautiful St. George Inn. Sigh. The memories!!
Food Thoughts:
- Must-Try: Fresh seafood, Cuban food (apparently, it's a big thing), and definitely, definitely, the key lime pie.
- Emergency Snack of Choice: Trail mix and granola bars. And maybe some chocolate for the emotional roller coaster.
Important Considerations:
- Pace Yourself: This is supposed to be a vacation, not a marathon. I will try to chill out. I will try.
- Embrace the Unexpected: Something will go wrong. Probably. It's inevitable. Gotta roll with it.
- Don't Judge: If I end up eating a whole bag of chips at 2 AM because I'm freaked out by the ghost tour, please don't judge.
This is my plan. It's probably going to be imperfect. It's probably going to be messy. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Wish me luck! Also, if you see a terrified woman clinging to a tour guide during the ghost tour, that's probably me.
Escape to Paradise: Hostal L'Estrella Awaits in Calella de Palafrugell!
Okay, spill it – is this St. George Inn place *actually* paradise? The name "Escape to Paradise" is a bold claim, you know?
Alright, alright, hold your horses. "Paradise?" Look, I'm a cynical human, and the constant sunshine and the palm trees waving do start to grate after a while. But... yeah, St. George Inn at Augustine Oasis? It's pretty dang close, I won't lie.
The initial "Oooooh!" moment was when I walked into the lobby. It smelled *amazing*, like a slightly floral, slightly beachy candle that didn't give you a headache. The front desk guy, Kevin (bless him!), was genuinely happy to see me, not that robotic, forced-smile hotel reception you get everywhere else. Small win already.
Then, the room. I'd booked a basic room, figuring I was just there for the beach. But it was HUGE. And clean! Which, after a long drive, is practically a miracle. Big comfy bed, a balcony overlooking the pool (more on that later), and a bathroom that, crucially, had decent water pressure. I'm a simple creature.
So, is it paradise? Not *perfect*. But for a week of escaping the emails and the laundry? Yeah, it was pretty blissful. Just don't expect angels and harps. Expect maybe a slightly sunburned Kevin handing you a complimentary cocktail. You'll get the idea.
The pool… tell me about the pool. Is it, like, crowded with screaming kids 24/7? Because that’s my personal hell.
Okay, pool time. Disaster averted! Look, I *hate* screaming kids. I'm not a monster, I just… need my peace. The pool at Augustine Oasis? Surprisingly peaceful. There were kids, sure (it *is* a family-friendly place, after all), but the layout cleverly dispersed them. There’s a shallow end, a deep end, and a separate splash pad area. Smart!
The best part? The adults-only hot tub. I practically lived in that thing. Seriously. I'm sure the staff was starting bets on how much water I was going to turn into prunes. Bliss. Just… utter, bubbling, hot-water bliss. One day, I even saw a guy in a speedo with a tiny rubber ducky. I have no idea why, but it somehow *added* to the experience. 10/10.
The only downside? Getting a decent spot by the pool. Those towels? They hoard them like precious jewels. I had to deploy the "early bird gets the lounger" strategy a few times. But hey, sacrifice for the greater good of poolside relaxation, right?
The beach… is it easily accessible? I'm not trying to hike for an hour in flip-flops. And is the sand actually nice?
Oh, the beach. This is where Augustine Oasis really shines. It's... basically right there. Like, you walk out the hotel, cross a tiny road, and BAM! Sand. No long hikes, no treacherous cliffs, just lovely, easily-accessible beachfront property. Thank. The. Gods.
The sand? Gorgeous. Not the coarse, shell-filled stuff that shreds your feet. This was fine, white, and perfect for sinking your toes into. I spent hours just… *existing* on that beach. Reading, napping, attempting to build a sandcastle that didn’t collapse immediately (failure, every time). The ocean was clear, the water warm, it was all just… perfect.
One minor (but hilarious) mishap: I got sand in *everything*. My hair, my ears, even my *phone*. I'm still finding it. But honestly? Worth it. The beach was a massive win.
What about the food situation? Are we talking overpriced hotel grub or… something better?
Okay, food. This is where things get a little… mixed. The hotel has a restaurant, and it's convenient. However, it's also… hotel restaurant-y. The breakfast buffet was decent, the omelets were made to order (another win!), and the coffee was… passable. But nothing to write home about.
Lunch and dinner? I ventured out. There are a *ton* of options nearby. Little beach shacks serving fresh seafood, casual cafes, fancy restaurants… you're spoiled for choice. I'd recommend exploring – don’t rely on the hotel restaurant for every meal.
One pro-tip: there's a little ice cream shop a few blocks away. Go. Seriously. Do it. You'll thank me later. I went *every single day*. It was… research. For this review, of course. (Yeah, right.)
Okay, so you said "mixed" on the food. Any horror stories? I'm a picky eater.
Okay, horror stories? Not exactly. But one slightly… unfortunate experience. I ordered the fish tacos at the hotel restaurant one night. They *looked* amazing. Big, fluffy tortillas, perfectly grilled fish, colorful slaw.
Then I took a bite. And… it tasted like burnt toast and sadness. Okay, maybe not *that* bad. But the fish was overcooked, and the whole thing was just… bland. I ate one taco. Then I discreetly ate the side salad and pretended I wasn't disappointed.
The moral of the story? Stick to the breakfast buffet (you can’t really mess up eggs), and explore the local eateries. Trust me, your taste buds will thank you. And the ice cream shop. ALWAYS the ice cream shop.
I'm a bit of a homebody. Is there anything to *do* besides sit on the beach? Or am I doomed to a week of boredom?
BOREDOM? Never! (Unless you *want* to be bored, in which case, mission accomplished.) St. George Inn and the surrounding area is actually packed with things to do; if you make an effort to step outside your comfort zone.
There's watersports. Seriously, I saw people parasailing, jet skiing–all sorts of athletic things. (I watched from the comfort of my beach chair, thank you very much.) There are boat tours, dolphin-watching excursions (which, admittedly, were super cute).
And the town itself! It's a historic little place with shops, art galleries, and enough restaurants that you could eat at a different one every night. One day, I even braved a walking tour (I’m usually a "stay-indoors-and-read" type, so this was a big deal). And you know what? It was actually interesting! Who knew?
So, no, you won't be bored. Unless, like me, you’re perfectly happy being a beach bum the entire time. No judgment here.
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