Nairobi Paradise: 1BR Gem w/ Netflix, DSTV & Pool!
Nairobi Paradise: 1BR Gem w/ Netflix, DSTV & Pool!
Nairobi Paradise: 1BR Gem – More Than Just a Room (My Completely Unfiltered Take)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on Nairobi Paradise: 1BR Gem w/ Netflix, DSTV & Pool! This ain't your corporate-speak, sanitised review. This is the raw, the real, the almost-regretful-I-didn't-take-notes-better experience, distilled into words.
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First things first: Accessibility. Now, I didn't specifically go on a mission to test their wheelchair accessibility. My bad. But from what I could see, the elevators were present, which is a SCORE in itself for Nairobi! The staff seemed genuinely friendly, which always helps. However, I’d definitely advise confirming specific details with the hotel if accessibility is a key priority for you. I'm a bit ashamed I didn’t ask more questions, but, you know, jet lag and the lure of the pool… (More on that glorious pool later!)
Cleanliness and Safety: Okay, let's talk about the COVID era. They definitely took it seriously. Hand sanitizer everywhere. You couldn't swing a dead cat (if you were into that sort of thing) without hitting a sanitizing station. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? Apparently, yes. This all gave me a sense of some (not all, let's be honest, it’s impossible) comfort about not accidentally sharing my germs. I did see staff in masks, which was reassuring. The staff training in safety protocol seemed evident, which is a huge plus. The anti-viral cleaning products – well, they didn’t slap a sticker on the bottle saying “Use me!” but I'm guessing they used something effective.
Rooms: Let's talk about the ACTUAL room. The 1BR gem promised the basics, and it mostly delivered. Air conditioning was a lifesaver, because Nairobi can be deceptively warm. Blackout curtains? Yes! Hallelujah! Nothing beats a good lie-in, especially when battling jet lag. And the free Wi-Fi? Thank God, because otherwise this review wouldn't exist. The Netflix and DSTV were a godsend. Who doesn't love mindless entertainment after a day of pounding the pavement or dodging the traffic? (More on the traffic later… it deserves its own category.) The extra long bed was a win for my long limbs, and the in-room safe box kept my passport and precious Kenyan Shillings safe. The only snag? The soundproofing wasn't quite as amazing as I’d hoped. I could occasionally hear chatter from the hallway, but it wasn’t a dealbreaker. And about the slippers, they were appreciated.
Important Note About the Rooms: I will say, the lighting in the room was strangely romantic. Like, dimly-lit-for-a-flirtatious-encounter kind of romantic. Which is cool if you're on a romantic Kenya trip, but not so much if you just want to find that blasted contact lens you dropped at 2:00 a.m. The daily housekeeping did a pretty decent job of keeping things tidy, though.
The Pool (The Reason I Lived!): Oh. My. God. The swimming pool… It's an outdoor pool, naturally. The photos don’t do it justice. The pool with a view? Absolutely! It overlooks… well, I'm not entirely sure what it overlooks, but it was green and lush, and it made me feel like I was actually on vacation, not just stuck in a hotel room. I spent HOURS by that pool, alternating between swimming, sunbathing, and pretending to be a sophisticated tourist. The poolside bar was convenient. And the coffee… sigh… (More on the food and coffee later.)
The Food & Drink (Where Things Got Complicated): Listen, I have to be honest. The food was… variable. The breakfast buffet, was adequate. The Asian breakfast was a step above adequate. The scrambled eggs were consistently decent; the bacon, not so much. But overall, the buffet in the restaurant was a good start to the day. The poolside bar offered the usual staples, and the coffee shop served… well, coffee. (It did its job.) There were restaurants offering Asian cuisine and Western cuisine. I sampled both. Some dishes were amazing, some were… less so. I had one particularly memorable experience involving a spicy noodle dish that left me both weeping and wanting more. The salad in restaurant was fresh though. They offered bottle of water complimentary which was a welcome sight. They also offered happy hour. I definitely partook in the poolside bar.
Side Note on the Dining: The room service [24-hour] was a blessing at 3 a.m. when I was struck by sudden cravings for fries. (Don't judge.)
The "Things to Do & Ways to Relax" Category (Because, Vacation!): Okay, so they've got a spa. I meant to check it out. I really did. But the pool kept calling. (I'm sensing a pattern.) They offered massage, sauna, and steamroom. I think. (Okay, I'm just going to admit it: I was a terrible reviewer on this front.) I was too busy being a lazy, satisfied tourist. They had a fitness center. I did not. They had a Gym/fitness. I did not. But I can confirm, the pool was a world-class relaxation tool. (My arms and legs have never felt so relaxed!)
Services & Conveniences (The Little Things That Matter): This is where Nairobi Paradise shines. The concierge was incredibly helpful, from arranging transportation to offering recommendations for local attractions. The daily housekeeping was efficient. The laundry service saved me from the embarrassment of re-wearing the same sweaty t-shirt for three days. The car park [free of charge] was a HUGE plus. Currency exchange? Check. Cash withdrawal? Check. They even had a convenience store! (Because emergencies, people.) They offered airport transfer. I used it. Stress-free!
Getting Around (The Nairobi Traffic Saga): Okay, buckle up, because this is where it gets real. Nairobi traffic is… an experience. Let's just leave it at that. The hotel's location was convenient for some things, less so for others. The taxi service was readily available, but be prepared for delays. I highly recommend using the hotel's airport transfer. It’s worth it.
For the Kids (I Surmise): I didn't have kids with me, and the hotel seemed geared towards all kinds of travelers. I did see a babysitting service listed, which is always a good sign for family breaks.
The Verdict (Drumroll Please…):
Look, Nairobi Paradise isn't perfect. There are a few minor imperfections, the food is a bit hit or miss, and the traffic is…well, you get the idea. But overall, this place is a winner. It's clean, safe, comfortable, and boasts an amazing pool. The staff are friendly and helpful. The location is convenient and the rooms are well-appointed. Most importantly, the vibe is relaxed and welcoming. They do everything to comply with the law for safety and hygiene and this also contributes to the feeling of safety.
Would I recommend it? Absolutely. Especially if you're a pool fanatic like me.
Rating: 4 out of 5 stars (because nothing is ever truly perfect, right?) plus a bonus star for the pool.
Escape to Paradise: Dinç Otel, Your Tatvan Getaway!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because it's time to plan a trip to Nairobi! And not just any trip – a stay in that Pristine 1 BR APT, Netflix + Dstv + SwimmingPool situation. Honestly, the pristine part already has me a little suspicious. Nairobi "pristine" usually comes with a side of 'pray you don't get a stomach bug.' But hey, we’re going in with optimism, right? This is the kind of place that usually has a slightly faded photo of the place on, and it's never quite the same in person.
Here’s the potential itinerary, because let's be real, things are going to go sideways. This isn't a travel brochure. This is my survival guide, and you're lucky enough to be reading along:
Day 1: Arrival & the Great Apartment Reveal (And the Search for Wifi That Actually Works)
- Morning (or, the time I think I'll arrive): Flight lands at Jomo Kenyatta International Airport. Okay, step one: Don't get scammed by the taxi guys. I've heard the stories, and the haggling is a sport. My plan? Use Uber, or maybe bolt off like a terrified gazelle at the mention of a price. Pray for a smooth ride. (Because, you know, Nairobi traffic. It’s a character in its own right).
- Mid-Morning: Arrive at the "Pristine" 1 BR APT. Deep breaths. Take photos. (Evidence, people, evidence!). Inspect the pristine situation with a critical eye. Does it live up to the hype? Does the TV actually work? (That's a big one). And the internet… oh, the internet. A functioning internet connection is critical for Netflix and Dstv, so wish me luck on that front, and let's be honest, I'm going to test both the wifi and the TV immediately.
- Anecdote: Once, in a "luxury" apartment in… well, let's just say a foreign country… the wifi was so bad, I could barely load a text message. Found myself, at 3 am, using the last bars of my phone data, desperately trying to find the nearest coffee shop with reliable internet, all while battling jet lag. So yeah, I’m over-cautious now.
- Lunch: Find SOMETHING to eat. Maybe a quick bite at a local Nyama Choma spot. (Roasted meat! Essential Kenyan experience, in my book). I'm thinking a walk around the general area to take it all in as well, the sights and sounds of the city.
- Afternoon: Explore, if the wifi cooperates. If not… well, back to the Nyama Choma spot for round two. Maybe I'll take a walk through the neighbourhood. Trying to get my bearings in a new place is always exciting!
- Evening: Attempt to use Netflix and Dstv. Success? Celebration! Failure? Deep sighs, followed by a desperate search for a local bar with a working TV and possibly, okay, likely, a decent beer. If I can find a spot with some good food and friendly people, I'll be absolutely laughing.
Day 2: Wildlife, Markets, and Mosquitoes (Probably)
- Morning: Day trip! Nairobi National Park. The cityscapes and wildlife juxtaposed? Absolutely incredible. Here for a safari, and ready to snap. Okay, I'm this close to the most beautiful animals, and I can't wait.
- Lunch: Pack a picnic? Or find a spot near the park. I'm betting on the picnic. (Saves money and the stress of finding somewhere decent.)
- Afternoon: Shopping! A Maasai market or two. The art and crafts are incredible, if a little overwhelming. Haggle like your life depends on it. (Okay, maybe not that much, but don't be afraid to try!). I usually end up buying way too much, but hey, souvenirs!
- Quirky Observation: The sheer volume of colour in these markets. Your eyes will be assaulted (in a good way). Forget neutrals. Embrace the chaos of bright, vibrant fabrics and crafts. It’s like visual espresso.
- Evening: Dinner. Maybe somewhere with live music? Probably eat something I'd never try at home, and hopefully, love it. And perhaps another attempt at the swimming pool. (If it looks clean, and if I can find my swimsuit, and if I'm not too afraid of the… water). I'm going to be honest, I've never loved swimming pools, so this might get skipped.
Day 3: Culture, Coffee, and a Touch of Melancholy
- Morning: The Karen Blixen Museum. (Or, if I'm feeling particularly unmotivated, a lay in. No judgement). Get a feel for Kenyan history, which I often find inspiring, but also, sometimes, a little heart-breaking.
- Mid-Morning: Coffee break! Kenya has amazing coffee. I'm going to find a local cafe, drink a cup, and watch the world go by. Might even try to learn a few Swahili phrases. (Probably just "hello," "thank you," and "where's the bathroom?").
- Lunch: Something light, to keep me going.
- Afternoon: A visit to the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust - see the baby elephants get fed! Or, if that’s closed, the Giraffe Centre. (See those long-necked beauties up close! Get kissed by a giraffe! It’s a ridiculously fun experience).
- Emotional Reaction: Okay, the Sheldrick Trust always gets me. Seeing those little orphaned elephants, their trunks wrapped around each other for comfort… it’s enough to make you cry. But it’s also incredibly inspiring, and makes me feel super happy.
- Evening: Last dinner in Nairobi. Something special. Something I'll remember. And maybe a final stroll around, just soaking it all in. The last time, I watched the sun go down in a park, and it was magical.
Day 4: Departure, and the Aftermath
- Morning: Pack. Cry a little (maybe). Check out of the "pristine" apartment. Give it a final, judgmental once-over.
- Rambling: I always feel a little sad leaving a place, even if it's only been a few days. The weirdest thing is always what I'll miss. The little things. The taste of the street food. The way the light hits the buildings. The feeling of being utterly, wonderfully, lost in a new place.
- Mid-Morning: Taxi to the airport. Pray for no traffic. Pray for no delays.
- Afternoon: Flight home. Reflect on the trip. Post some photos. Start planning the next adventure.
- Evening: Arrive home. Unpack. Sort through the souvenirs. Start dreaming about Nairobi, and all its messy, wonderful glory. And maybe, just maybe, start planning my next Kenyan adventure.
This itinerary won't be perfect. It might be too ambitious, or it might fall apart completely. But that's part of the fun! Nairobi is a city that throws curveballs. Embrace the chaos, laugh at the mishaps, and prepare to be surprised. And remember, the key to a good trip is to be open to anything, and to be prepared for everything. Because, let's be honest, that "pristine" apartment? It probably has its own story to tell. And hopefully, that story will be a good one.
Escape to Paradise: Luxury Hotel in Tibau do Sul, Brazil
Is Nairobi Paradise *really* paradise? Don't lie to me.
Okay, FINE. "Paradise" is a *strong* word. Let's just say it has its moments. Look, picture this: you've been battling Nairobi traffic for hours (it's a national sport, honestly). You finally peel yourself out of the matatu (or your Uber, fancy pants), and you drag your weary bones to the complex. *That* first glimpse of the pool, shimmering invitingly under the Kenyan sun... yeah, that's paradise-adjacent. But then you remember you forgot your swimsuit, and paradise gets a little... dusty. So, not *Eden* Eden, but definitely a solid upgrade from most Nairobi stays. The view from the balcony? Yeah, that's pretty darn close to heaven. Especially with a Tusker in hand (or several, depending on the day...).
Alright, alright, pool sounds good. Is it actually usable? Clean, I mean? Because some pools... yikes.
The pool... ah, the pool. Okay, so: it's *usually* clean. I mean, I've seen worse. It's not Olympic-grade sparkling, let’s be real. But it's perfectly acceptable for a refreshing dip after a sweaty day exploring the city. The one time I was there, there were a few fallen leaves. I remember thinking, "Well, this is Africa," whilst scooping a floating leaf out with my hand. I think it might have a bit of a maintenance schedule, which means it sometimes closes unexpectedly for a day or two. Annoying? Yes. Catastrophic? No. And hey, sometimes you get lucky and have the whole darn pool to yourself! Bliss. Just... try not to think too hard about what might be living in the depths... okay?
Netflix and DSTV? Sold! But is the Wi-Fi actually watchable? I need my fix!
The Wi-Fi... oh, the Wi-Fi. This is where things get a *little* dicey. Let's be honest, it's not always the fastest. It's Nairobi Wi-Fi. It's a gamble. Sometimes it's blazing fast, streaming everything in HD. Other times? You're buffering more than a politician during a press conference. I learned this the hard way, trying to watch the finale of my favorite show. I almost threw my laptop out the window! (Just kidding... mostly). My advice? Download your essentials beforehand. And maybe pack a hotspot as a backup. Just in case. Look, you're in Africa. Embrace the occasional buffering. It builds character. And maybe, just maybe, it forces you to actually *talk* to another human being. Imagine that!
Is the 1BR comfortable? Space? Privacy? I need to chill.
Comfortable? Yeah, it's pretty decent. It's not the Ritz, but it's well-designed. The bed is comfy, and I actually slept like a log. The bedroom has a blackout curtain so you won't be waking up with the sun (unless you really want to). Now, space... it's a one-bedroom, so don't expect a mansion. But it's perfectly adequate for a solo traveler or a couple. They have the most beautiful balconies I've seen in any Airbnb. If you want space, go for a 2BR. Private enough? Absolutely. You're pretty much left to your own devices. Which, for me, is the ultimate definition of relaxation. Plus, the security is decent, so you don't have to worry too much about someone wandering in. Though, that would make for a good story...
What about the kitchen? I like to make my own coffee and maybe some basic grub.
The kitchen... It's...functional. It's got the basics: a fridge, a stove, a microwave. You can absolutely whip up some basic meals. Coffee? Absolutely. They usually provide instant coffee, which I can't complain about. Sometimes there are some utensils and pans but don´t expect a fully stocked chef´s kitchen. Hey, you're on vacation! Embrace the simplicity. Besides, Nairobi has some amazing restaurants. Don't spend your whole trip slaving over a stove. And make sure you try the local fruits. I was honestly addicted to mangoes. So good! So juicy!
Is it close to anything interesting? Like, can I actually *do* stuff?
Okay, this is a tricky one. It depends on what you consider "interesting." It's not *right* in the heart of the action. You'll need to factor in transportation, which usually means taxis or Uber. Traffic, as I mentioned earlier, is a beast. But it's not terribly far from some key spots. The apartment is in a good location, close to the malls and a short drive away from the more well-known Nairobi attractions. There's an area with restaurants and shops close by, and you can find some decent food and drink. So, yes, you *can* do stuff. Just be prepared for a little travel time. But that gives you more time to people-watch, right?
Anything I need to *really* know before booking? Like, any hidden drawbacks?
Okay, here's the real talk:
- **Noise:** Depending on your position in the apartment, the neighbours can be loud. Not a constant racket, but you might hear some parties now and then. Bring earplugs if you're a light sleeper.
- **Hot Water:** Sometimes it takes a minute for the hot water to kick in. Don't freak out. Just let it run for a bit. You'll eventually get a shower that's hot enough to remind you you're alive.
- **Local Markets:** Go to the markets! They're fun. I recommend the one with the spices. The aromas were insane. Just haggle. And for goodness sake, try the street food. Your stomach might hate you, but your taste buds will thank you.
So, overall... would you recommend it? Be honest!
Alright, here's the verdict: I'd recommend Nairobi Paradise. It's not perfect. It has its quirks. The Wi-Fi can be a pain sometimes. The pool isn't always pristine. But honestly? Its charm outweighs its flaws. The view is stunning. The pool, when it's working, is a lifesaver. And the location? It's decent. And if you value a comfortable place to rest your head after a day of exploring Nairobi, relax, and be near some nice restaurants and shops, then yes, I absolutely recommend it. Book it. You'll have a blastAnkara's Hidden Gem: Cadence Design Hotel - Unbelievable Luxury Awaits!
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