Escape to Paradise: Logaina Sharm Resort Awaits in Egypt!
Escape to Paradise: Logaina Sharm Resort Awaits in Egypt!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into Escape to Paradise: Logaina Sharm Resort! Forget those sterile, cookie-cutter reviews; this is gonna be real. I'm talking gritty, honest, with all the delightful imperfections that make life, and travel, interesting.
Logaina Sharm: Paradise Found… or Pending? (My Chaotic Egyptian Diary)
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Accessibility: The Crucial First Hurdle… Or a Runway?
Alright, let's start with what matters most, especially to me - Accessibility. I'm no speed demon on wheels, and frankly, I need my hotels to be… well, accessible. Logaina Sharm advertises itself as such, and that's usually where the fun begins. What I really needed was a proper ramp, decent elevators, and a room that didn't feel like I was auditioning for an obstacle course.
Okay, here's a confession: I'm a sucker for a good lobby. The Logaina lobby? Big, airy, and… mostly accessible. The initial "yay!" quickly faded as I waltzed or rather, wheel-chaired through the resort.
- Elevators: The elevators were okay, spacious enough for my chair and the inevitable luggage entourage. You'd think that’s a basic thing to get right, right? Sometimes you get lucky -- or you get one of those elevators that seems to take you on a tour of the hotel's plumbing while it reluctantly descends. These ones were mercifully uneventful.
- Ramps and Pathways: Now, that's where things got interesting. Some ramps were good, well-maintained. Others…let's just say the incline was a cardio workout. I found myself muttering, "Is this paradise, or the Tour de France?" (I should probably start working out, but that's beside the point.) The pathways themselves were wide enough for a wheelchair, but the paving stones seemed determined to rearrange themselves. Tricky.
Wheelchair Accessible: Yeah, it's advertised as it, and they tried. But, and it's a HUGE but, the execution wasn't perfect. The rooms were generally alright, with enough space to maneuver. But then there were those hidden obstacles: door thresholds that fought back, oddly placed furniture that turned a spacious room into a maze. My advice? Call ahead. Question everything. Get SPECIFIC details on room accessibility before you book. Don't be like me, rolling in with a vague hope and a prayer.
The Bottom Line on Accessibility? They tried. But it could be better. It’s not enough to tick a box on a checklist; you need to live the accessibility experience, and for that, more work is needed.
On-Site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: I did manage to find a few places where I could actually eat without a major logistical operation. The main buffet restaurant had ramps and enough space. The poolside bar (more on that later) was generally okay. But navigating those smaller, more intimate dining spots? Forget it.
Internet: Wi-Fi Woes and LAN Laughs
Ah, internet. The modern traveler's lifeline and, frequently, source of endless frustration. Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms! – a siren song. And, just like a siren, it didn't always deliver on its promise.
- Wi-Fi in All Rooms? More like, Wi-Fi sometimes in some rooms, if you were lucky, and if the Egyptian gods of internet service decided to be kind. Connecting was a pain. Speeds? Let's just say dial-up would have been faster.
- Internet [LAN]: I did manage to huddle in a corner of the business center a couple of times to connect to the LAN. Okay, it was functional, but let’s face it – who wants to be tethered to a cable in paradise?
- Wi-Fi in Public Areas: The public areas fared slightly better; a touch more reliable, but still far from stellar.
- Internet Services: They had them. But the joy of a working internet connection when you're trying to share your perfect sunset photo, or update your travel blog, shouldn't feel like winning the lottery.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax, and (Let’s Be Honest) Eat!
Right, let's get to the good stuff!
- The Spa (Spa/Sauna, Steamroom, Massage, Footbath, Body Scrub, Body Wrap): Okay, okay, I'm in! The spa was a highlight. The massage therapists were excellent, skilled at easing away the tension built up from navigating those questionable ramps and battling temperamental Wi-Fi. I treated myself to a body wrap, a foot bath (bliss!), and some serious sauna time. The steam room was a bit more… intense.
- Swimming Pool, Swimming Pool [Outdoor], Pool with View: The pools were gorgeous. Multiple pools with stunning views. The main pool was lively, with families splashing and tourists soaking up the sun. There were also several quieter, more secluded pools for those seeking a more tranquil experience. Accessibility? Well, there were no specifically adapted lifts, which was disappointing, I'm a bit ashamed to admit.
- Fitness Center/Gym/Fitness: I'm all about the idea of a gym. This one was well-equipped, but I mostly just looked in it from a safe distance.
- The Beach: It's the Red Sea, people! Crystal-clear waters, colorful reefs… Pure, unadulterated wow. Though I'm no swimmer, the views from the beachside lounges and the gentle sea breeze were perfect.
- Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Now we're talking!
- A la carte in Restaurant/Buffet in Restaurant: I'd be lying if I said the food was always amazing. The buffet was vast, a culinary adventure with its peaks and valleys. A la carte? More hit than miss.
- Asian Cuisine in Restaurant/Vegetarian Restaurant/Western Cuisine in Restaurant/International Cuisine in Restaurant: Variety was the name of the game. I did find an outstanding sushi place, a truly delightful vegetarian buffet.
- Bar/Poolside Bar/Coffee Shop/Snack Bar/Desserts in Restaurant: I spent way too much time at the poolside bar. The cocktails were strong, the service was friendly, and the view? Unbeatable. The coffee shop was decent, the snacks… well, let's just say some were better than others.
- Room Service [24-hour]: A lifesaver after a long day. Especially when you are tired of fighting the buffet.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Modern Traveler's Concerns
- Anti-viral cleaning products/Daily disinfection in common areas/Rooms sanitized between stays/Professional-grade sanitizing services/Staff trained in safety protocol/Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: This was important to me, and I was genuinely impressed. The resort took hygiene very seriously.
- Cashless payment service: Convenient and reassuring
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere.
Services and Conveniences: The Perks and the… Well, Not-So-Perks.
- Air conditioning: Essential in Egypt
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent.
- Concierge/Front desk [24-hour]: Super helpful.
- Facilities for disabled guests: As mentioned, somewhat limited.
- Gift/souvenir shop: A decent option for picking up last-minute souvenirs.
- Laundry service/Dry cleaning/Ironing service: Essential services.
- Luggage storage: Convenient, no issues.
- Airport transfer: Smooth and efficient.
- Car park [free of charge]: Bonus!
- Car park [on-site]: Also a good option if you have personal transport.
- Safety deposit boxes: Always appreciate them.
For the Kids & other oddities
- Babysitting service: I neither had kids nor did I require babysitting, but the service was listed as an option.
- Pets allowed unavailable: Good to know.
- Smoking area: A necessary evil in this day and age.
- Couple's room: For those seeking romance and not my chaotic solo journey.
- Security [24-hour]: I felt safe.
- Rooms – The Good, the Bad, and the Egyptian…
- Good: The bed was comfy, the air conditioning was reliable (a massive win), and my room had a balcony with
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, perfectly-planned travel itinerary. This is the real, unfiltered, sun-drenched, sometimes-slightly-sunburnt version of my time at Logaina Sharm Resort in Sharm El Sheikh, Egypt. Let’s see if I even remember the order… (Spoiler alert: probably not.)
LOGAINA SHARM EL SHEIKH: A Messy, Glorious, and Slightly Chaotic Adventure
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Pool Debacle of '24
- 6:00 AM (Local Time): Landed at Sharm el-Sheikh International Airport. "International" is stretching it, mind you. More like, "International-Adjacent, But Still Expecting a Visa Booth, Probably." The air? Instantly hot and humid. Like being hugged by a slightly sweaty hairdryer. My internal monologue immediately went into overdrive: "Did I pack enough sunscreen? Do my shorts even fit after that airplane pizza situation? Am I going to spend the entire week looking like a lobster?"
- 7:00 AM: The resort transfer! The driver? A cheerful dude named Omar blasting Arabic pop music. Already falling in love with this place. He drove like he had a race in front the resort and the chaos started to brew on my mind, and I could've sworn I smelled…camel? Maybe I imagined that.
- 8:00 AM: Check-in. Smooth. Too smooth. I'm automatically suspicious of anything going too well. Gorgeous lobby, though. All white marble and trickling fountains. Feeling like a celebrity!
- 9:00 AM: Finally, my ocean-view room! Except…it was more like "partial ocean view, obstructed by a palm tree and possibly a rogue sand dune." Fine. Embrace the imperfection, I tell myself. Embrace it.
- 9:30 AM: Pool time! The moment I'd been dreaming of. Diving in, feeling the sun on my face, total bliss… until I realised the pool was about a hundred degrees Fahrenheit. It was like getting into a lukewarm bath filled with people. Ugh. That first pool experience? A definite fail. I'm not a fan of those luke warm pools. Felt like a giant, shared petri dish. I slinked off in search of a cooler, more refreshing experience…
- 10:30 AM: Spent the next hour and a half wandering around the resort searching for a decent pool, with no luck. Eventually gave up, defeated, and retreated to my room to wallow in my lukewarm-pool sorrows.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at the buffet. Attempted to maintain some semblance of decorum. Failed. The food was delicious. But the sheer quantity! I'm pretty sure I sampled everything. I even tried the "mystery meat" (didn't regret it, surprisingly).
- 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Beach time! The Red Sea? Stunning. Crystal clear water. The sand? Hot. Like, really hot. Ran a marathon towards a beach bed under a parasol, burning my poor feet in the process. The view was worth it. Spent the afternoon with a book, periodically dunking myself in the water to cool off.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at one of the restaurants. I don't even remember which one, but I know I ordered seafood. I distinctly remember being incredibly full.
- 8:30 PM: Fell asleep like a log. Jet lag is a cruel mistress.
Day 2: The Snorkeling Saga and the Great Babysitting Incident
- 9:00 AM: Okay, back to the pool hunt! Armed with a newly acquired sense of purpose… I'd heard whispers of a pool near the diving center. Found it! Much cooler, much more refreshing. This is more like it.
- 10:00 AM: Snorkeling excursion! Booked through the resort. The coral reefs were something else. Jaw-droppingly beautiful. Fish in every color imaginable. I, however, had an issue with the goggles. They kept filling with water. I was bobbing around, furiously flailing and spitting out mouthfuls of seawater. Not so elegant.
- 11:00 AM: Decided I'd be better off just swimming and enjoying the sun instead of snorkeling.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Buffet again. I blame the sun and the fresh air.
- 1:00 PM: Suddenly became a volunteer babysitter. A little girl was crying, lost and the staff couldn't speak her language. Took care of her until her parents appeared, it was so adorable and she was so relieved.
- 2:00 PM: Back to the beach. This time, I found a slightly less scorching patch of sand. Read, swam, and generally basked in the gloriousness of doing absolutely nothing.
- 5:00 PM: Walked on the pier enjoying the breeze and sunset.
- 7:00 PM: Another dinner somewhere. Tried to make healthier choices. Mostly succeeded.
- 8:00 PM: Watched a belly dancing show. It was… an experience. Let's just leave it at that.
- 9:00 PM: Early night. The sun is exhausting.
Day 3: Double-Down on the Diving and the Fish's Revenge
- 9:00 AM: Diving! This time I asked for a better mask. And the underwater world? Even more incredible than I remembered. The colors, the silence… a pure sensory overload. It was the most profound experience of my week.
- 11:00 AM: The fish came for revenge. I was swimming, enjoying the sunlight when, bam! A tiny, needle-like fish stung me in the thumb. Agony! Immediately ran to the nearest lifeguard, who, bless his heart, looked more concerned than I felt. He pulled out some ointment and I was fine in a matter of minutes.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch… you guessed it.
- 1:00 PM: Pool time. I think by then I'd found my groove, my favorite spot. The "good" pool with the perfect temperature. Wasted the day there.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. I began to become too accustomed to the abundance. Perhaps a slight over indulgence in the desserts.
- 8:00 PM: Started the night with a cocktail or two. After, I couldn't bear to stand in my room and headed to the restaurant.
- 9:00 PM: Found the hotel band and jammed the night away, singing Karaoke (I blame the cocktails). Ended up chatting with some fellow travelers until far too late.
Day 4, 5, 6: Rinse and Repeat (With Variations)
- The days blurred into a glorious haze of sun, sea, and sand.
- More snorkeling (mostly successful).
- More pool time (always successful).
- More buffet action (regrets? Possibly).
- Long walks. Some shopping for souvenirs. A few trips to the spa.
- Every night a different restaurant, delicious food and cocktails.
- Got to know the staff. They were genuinely lovely, always smiling.
Day 7: Goodbye… For Now
- 6:00 AM: My alarm woke me before the sun.
- 7:00 AM: Ate breakfast. The buffet and it's endless possibilities. Feeling a pang of sadness.
- 8:00 AM: Packing. Always a struggle. Somehow acquired a collection of sand-filled flip-flops.
- 9:00 AM: Check out. Saying goodbye to Omar was hard.
- 10:00 AM: Airport. The final farewell.
- 11:00 AM: Departure. I'm already planning my return.
Quirky Observations and Takeaways:
- Learning to say "shukran" (thank you) in Arabic is essential. Also, "la shukran" (no, thank you).
- The sun is stronger than you think. Reapply sunscreen. Constantly.
- Embrace the chaos. It's part of the fun.
- Egypt is a country that is truly worth visiting.
Final Thoughts:
Logaina Sharm? It's not perfect. But it's real. It's messy. It's sunny. It's unforgettable. I would go back in a heartbeat. I'm already dreaming of the sea and the sun. And maybe next time, the goggles will cooperate.
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Okay, so, Escape to Paradise: Logaina Sharm Resort... Sounds *amazing* on the brochure. What's the *actual* deal? Like, brutally honest?
Alright, buckle up, because the brochure? Bless its heart, it's a *tad* optimistic. Logaina? It's… an experience. Think of it like this: you’re trading the everyday grind for sunshine, sand, and the *possibility* of a sunburn that rivals a lobster. Is it perfect? Absolutely not. Is it worth it? Depends on your baggage (and your tolerance for "Egyptian time").
First things first: the views. Stunning. Jaw-dropping. The Red Sea? A freaking postcard. You'll be taking photos like you're being paid to, seriously. I remember the first morning, I stumbled out onto the balcony practically drooling. The water? Crystal clear, impossibly blue. It made me forget, for a glorious, blissful moment, that I’d left a half-eaten sandwich in the fridge back home. (Small victories, people, small victories.)
Now, the rooms... Can be hit or miss. Sometimes you strike gold and get a spacious suite with a balcony bigger than my entire office. Other times... well, let's just say my first room seemed to be engaged in a silent competition with the air conditioning, which I later discovered was not turned on. I had to go and ask them to fix it, and it took a good while. So, maybe pack a sweater no matter what!
The food... Is it all just… you know… buffet-y? And am I doomed to the "Sharm Belly"?
Okay, let's talk about the food. The buffet is... present. Listen, it's not Michelin-star cuisine. Don't go in expecting miracles. But, there's a decent variety. Pasta stations are your friend. The fresh fruit is generally AMAZING. I loaded up on mangoes like my life depended on it. Because... it kind of did. After a while, all that food, so many flavours, it can get... well, let's just say you might *consider* packing some anti-diarrheal. I didn't, and I regretted it. Big time. Learn from my mistakes, people!
There *are* a couple of a la carte restaurants, which I highly recommend booking in advance (especially the seafood one – worth every Egyptian pound!). Much more civilized, and you can actually taste the food without the pressure of a crowd vying for the last piece of grilled chicken. Plus, you can control the portions, which, trust me, you’ll appreciate.
What about the pools and beaches? Are they crowded? Do I need to fight for a sun lounger? (Please tell me I don't need to fight).
The pools? Mostly lovely. Clean, refreshing, and perfect for a mid-afternoon dip. The good news is: there are *several* pools. The bad news is: they DO get crowded. If you want a good spot by the main pool, yeah, you might have to employ the "early bird gets the worm" strategy. I saw people reserving loungers at like, 7 AM. Seven AM! It was horrifying. I’m on vacation to RELAX, people, not to wage war for prime tanning real estate.
The beach? Gorgeous! Soft sand, crystal-clear water, and plenty of space to spread out (thankfully). The sea is the main event; it's so warm and clear, you can snorkel for HOURS. They also have the diving spots and coral reefs. The first time I went snorkeling, I saw a school of fish that looked like a rainbow underwater. My jaw dropped. I swear, I even saw a turtle. It was pure magic. (Just watch for the occasional jellyfish. Ouch.)
So, excursions? Scuba diving? Camel rides? Is it all worth it?
Okay, excursions. YES. Do them! Don't just lounge by the pool the entire time, that's a crime against adventure. Scuba diving? Absolutely! Even if you're not a hardcore diver, they have introductory courses that are worth the money. The instructors are great, the reefs are stunning, and the feeling of floating weightlessly underwater is otherworldly. Seriously, do it. I'm not a swimmer, but the instructors helped, and I'm so glad I did it.
Camel rides? Ehhh... I'm on the fence. It's a *touristy* experience, sure, but it's also kind of cool. The camels themselves are pretty docile, and the desert scenery is breathtaking, especially at sunset. Just be prepared for a bumpy ride, and maybe bring something to cover your face from the sand. I got sand *everywhere*. Also, don't overpay. Haggle! It is Egypt, after all.
What about the staff? Are they friendly? Do they expect tips for EVERYTHING?
The staff... a mixed bag, honestly. Some are amazing, incredibly friendly, and go out of their way to help. You’ll meet the loveliest people, always smiling and making you feel welcome. They'll remember your coffee order, your favorite table, and generally make you feel like royalty. They work incredibly hard, and they absolutely deserve to be tipped. And trust me, a small tip goes a long way.
Others… well, let’s just say they've seen a few too many tourists. Not *unfriendly*, exactly, but sometimes a bit… indifferent. They definitely expect tips. For everything. Handing you a towel? Tip. Bringing you a drink? Tip. Breathing? Almost expect a tip, to be honest. It can get a little tiring. It's not that I mind tipping, it's just the *constant* expectation that gets to you after a while. So, be prepared to carry a lot of small bills! It is Egypt so it is expected.
Okay, the *worst* thing about Logaina? Spill!
The *worst* thing? Hmm... if I had to pinpoint it... it's probably the inconsistency. One day everything's perfect; the sun is shining, the food is delicious, the service is impeccable. The next day? The air conditioning breaks, the hot water vanishes, and you're convinced someone stole your towel. It's a rollercoaster. And honestly? That feeling that you're never quite sure what the day holds is a little exhausting. I spent the entire time trying to figure out what to expect next! (I tried to pack a lot of reading material so I could have some distraction!)
Oh! And there were a lot of flies near the pool I was in. Like, so many. I couldn't eat my food in peace. Again... small victories.
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