Chonburi Paradise: Stunning Sea View Condo Patio (6th Floor!)
Chonburi Paradise: Stunning Sea View Condo Patio (6th Floor!)
Chonburi Paradise: My Brain-Dump of a Review (6th Floor Sea View!)
Okay, buckle up folks, because I just got BACK from Chonburi Paradise and my brain is still practically vibrating with… everything. This "stunning sea view condo patio (6th floor!)" they promised? Well, let's just say it mostly delivered. But hey, perfection is boring, right? Let's dive in, shall we? (And yes, I know there's a LOT to cover, but trust me, you'll want to hear about it all.)
Accessibility: (And My Terrible Knees)
Right, so first things first: Accessibility. They say they have "Facilities for disabled guests." Cool beans. The elevator was a godsend considering my questionable knees and habit of overpacking suitcases that could probably sink a small yacht. The exterior corridor was, well, it was an exterior corridor. Nothing overly fancy, but it served its purpose. Finding the actual accessible features felt a bit like a treasure hunt though. More signage, people! More clear signage! I’m not saying I need a ramp for everything, but when you claim to have accessible rooms, I expect more than just a slightly wider doorway.
On-site Restaurants & Lounges: Food, Glorious, Messy Food.
Let’s be real, a vacation isn't a vacation without food. Restaurants, Coffee Shops, a Poolside Bar… they had it all, or at least, they claimed to. The Asian cuisine in the restaurant was my primary target, and oh boy, did it deliver! Especially the Pad Thai. I’m still dreaming of it. The a la carte selection offered some serious options. (I'm seeing a theme here, I like options.) The Breakfast [buffet] was… well, it was a buffet. The usual suspects, from the Asian breakfast staples (hello, perfect rice porridge!) to the more Western breakfast contenders. The coffee/tea in the restaurant was a constant, which is crucial to my happiness. Happy hour… well, let's just say I enjoyed myself. A lot. The poolside bar was a particular highlight. Sipping cocktails while the sun dipped below the horizon… pure bliss. The bottle of water they provided was a nice touch (hydration is key, people!). Honestly, I could’ve stayed there and just lived off salad in the restaurant, soup in the restaurant, and desserts in restaurant. All the good stuff.
Wheelchair Accessible? (I can't answer, but I'm trying!)
As I mentioned, my mobility is a bit… challenging. I couldn't personally assess whether it was truly wheelchair-friendly, but I did see a few promising signs, like the elevator, and the staff seemed genuinely helpful. Someone who can use a wheelchair would have to give a proper verdict on whether it was actually accessible.
Internet Access & "Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms!": The Digital Dilemma
Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – They're definitely pushing coverage. The Wi-Fi, bless its heart, was generally reliable. I mean, it dropped out a couple of times while I frantically uploaded beach selfies to Instagram, which was… frustrating. Especially when I was clearly the most photogenic person on that beach, (which I was, of course). Thankfully, the Internet access – wireless was pretty darn good! And there was Internet access – LAN if you still felt up to it in the room or something… I did not. I'm here to chill, not plug in!
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Blissful (and Slightly Overwhelming) Options!
This is where Chonburi Paradise really shines. So many options. So. Many. Options. The Fitness center was well-equipped, though, let's be honest, I spent more time at the Pool with view (that view, by the way… chef’s kiss!) than I did on a treadmill. The Swimming pool [outdoor] was sprawling and refreshing. The Spa looked incredible. I didn't get a chance to try the Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, it was all a bit overwhelming, but I heard amazing things. I'm putting that on my list for next time, for sure.
I wanted to get a massage, I swear I did, but every time I got close, the spa just… vanished. My brain was a mess. I’ll go next time, I swear!
Cleanliness and Safety: COVID-19 Chaos… (and Some Peace of Mind)
Okay, let's address the elephant in the room: COVID. They listed a ton of safety protocols: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment, and on and on. It was a bit much at times. I mean, I appreciate the effort, but I felt like I was constantly dodging spray bottles. But hey, better safe than sorry, right? The first aid kit was a nice touch. And, of course, the doctor/nurse on call.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure!
Aside from the aforementioned restaurants, they had a Snack bar (perfect for a mid-afternoon craving), Buffet in restaurant, and Room service [24-hour]. The Room service was a lifesaver after a long day of… well, relaxing. I’m always ready for coffee/tea in restaurant especially during the afternoon. And let’s be honest, I was often asleep before 24 hours had even gone by.
Services and Conveniences: Helpful or Annoying? A Mixed Bag.
This is where my feelings get… complicated. The Air conditioning in public area was a lifesaver in the Chonburi heat. The Business facilities were a plus, even though I didn't touch them. The Concierge was helpful, but sometimes seemed a bit overwhelmed. The Convenience store was handy for forgotten sunscreen and impulse buys. The Daily housekeeping kept things tidy. The Laundry service was much appreciated. Cash withdrawal was available, which was a good thing, because you always need more money. And then the luggage storage was key, and so on.
But some things were… less stellar. The On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Semiars, etc., meant a lot of noise at certain points. Trying to relax while some corporate dudes are loudly networking in the middle of the day isn’t really the vibe.
For the Kids: (I Didn't Have One, But the Options Were There!)
I didn't have any kids with me, but they seem pretty set up for families. The Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal, all seemed promising.
Access, Check-In/Out & Safety/Security: (Keeping the Bad Guys Out?)
CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Front desk [24-hour], Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Fire extinguisher, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private] - I have to give them credit, it felt safe. The security guards seemed vigilant (and I’m sure that’s a job I’d be terrible at). They’ve got non-smoking rooms.
Available in All Rooms: The Essentials (and Some Extras!)
Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. Okay, that’s a lot. Pretty much everything you could want. I particularly appreciated the blackout curtains (hello, sleep!), the coffee/tea maker, and the free bottled water. The slippers, were a nice touch too. The Wi-Fi [free] was a winner, mostly when it worked. The high floor was amazing.
My Final Verdict:
Chonburi Paradise is a mixed bag, but a FUN mixed bag. It has its flaws, sure (the occasional Wi-Fi dropout, the slightly confusing accessibility), but the positives DEFINITELY outweigh the negatives. It's beautiful
Escape to Philly: Waterfront Inn's Airport Oasis Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. We're going rogue in Chonburi, baby! The Patio Condo, 6th floor, sea view… sounds fancy, right? We'll see.
Trip: Chonburi Chaos (and maybe some chill)
Theme Song: “Sunshine on My Shoulders” – John Denver (for the optimistic moments… which might be few)
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and Air Conditioning Appreciation
- 08:00 - 10:00: HOLY MOLY! Flight lands. Passport Control = soul-sucking. The guy looked bored, like he's seen a thousand panicked tourists. Got through, miraculously. Luggage? Found it! Praise the luggage gods. Taxi to the condo. Traffic in Bangkok… good lord, I need a drink.
- 10:00 - 11:00: Arrived at The Patio. Okay, the lobby is… sleek. Promises, promises. 6th floor! Hooray for elevators! (Seriously, I'm too old for stairs).
- 11:00 - 12:00: Unpacking… or, attempting to unpack. The view! Okay, the sea is pretty. Breathe. Find the Aircon remote. Thank you, sweet baby Jesus, for the sweet, sweet, air conditioning. It's 90 degrees, and I probably shouldn't be wearing black… but whatever.
- 12:00 - 13:00: Lunch! Found a tiny, hole-in-the-wall place nearby. The menu was entirely in Thai, which is a problem. I pointed at a picture and hoped for the best. Turns out, it was spicy (and delicious!). Tears of joy, and tears of panic.
- 13:00 - 15:00: Nap time. Jet lag is a beast. Woke up feeling even sweatier. This heat is relentless.
- 15:00 - 17:00: Exploration! Wandered around the area. Found a 7-Eleven. Became best friends with the cashier; I’m pretty sure I bought a year’s supply of bottled water. I'm already regretting not packing more sunscreen.
- 17:00 - 18:00: Back to the condo for a proper shower (again). Felt like I was shedding layers of grime. The joy of hot water, truly.
- 18:00 - 20:00: Dinner at a restaurant near the beach. Stumbled through ordering… again. Got a noodle dish and a fried fish - which, by the way, looks like a fish, but tasted like the best thing I've ever eaten! The whole experience was a bit much, but the crashing waves and the salty air… yeah, I’ll take it.
- 20:00 - 22:00: Back to the condo. Watched the sunset. Stunning. Truly. Almost made me forget I still don't know how to operate the TV remote. Another attempt at unpacking, failed miserably. This whole "relaxing vacation" sounds harder than my actual job.
Day 2: Markets, Mistakes, and Mango Sticky Rice Mania
- 09:00 - 10:00: Wake up. The sun is already trying to melt me. Coffee. Lots of coffee. The balcony is nice, but it's so damn hot!
- 10:00 - 12:00: Visit the local market. Overwhelmed! So many smells, sounds, and things I can't even name. Got incredibly lost. Bought something that looked like a fruit but tasted suspiciously like disappointment. Maybe I should stick to the 7-Eleven.
- 12:00 - 13:00: Lunch at a food stall in the market. Okay, this is better. Spicy noodles and… something else. I don't even know what I ate, but it was fantastic. The vendor was so sweet, even though I kept accidentally gesturing with the wrong hand – definitely a rookie mistake.
- 13:00 - 15:00: BEACH TIME! Finally! Got my towel, my sunscreen, and a book I probably won’t read. The beach was… okay. A bit crowded. And the waves were more like gentle ripples. My inner drama queen was a little disappointed. But, hey, the sand was soft. Spent some time thinking, and even doing a little meditation.
- 15:00 - 16:00: The Great Mango Sticky Rice Hunt! Determined to find the best mango sticky rice in Thailand. This is a quest, people! Found a little stall, and the woman smiled and understood me. Glory of glories… Perfect. Mango, sticky rice, coconut milk… heaven. Ate two servings. No regrets.
- 16:00 - 18:00: Back. To the condo. Shower. Because, humidity.
- 18:00 - 20:00: Another attempt at dinner. This time, I’m going to brave that fancy seafood restaurant down the street. Wish me luck. (Actually, send prayers. I’m picturing myself accidentally ordering a whole squid). Turns out, I ordered a noodle dish and fish. The food was superb, but the bill was a tad higher than I expected.
- 20:00 - 22:00: Stargazing on the balcony, a gentle breeze… and a mosquito or two. Okay, the view really is something special. Maybe this "relaxing vacation" thing isn't so bad after all. Just have to ignore the sweat dripping down my back.
Day 3: Temples, Temple Trouble and Temple Triumph (Maybe)
- 09:00 - 10:00: Wake up. Sun. Sweat. Sigh. More coffee. Today, temples! Gotta embrace the culture, right? And try not to accidentally offend Buddha.
- 10:00 - 12:00: Travel to the temple. (Took a tuk-tuk. Felt like a rockstar. Until the traffic got bad. Then felt claustrophobic.) The temple was beautiful! The architecture! The gold! The intricate carvings!
- 12:00 - 13:00: Lunch at a local café near the temple. Another spicy experience! The food was unbelievably delicious, and everyone was so kind. So much so, that I felt the need to try to talk to them in Thai. They smiled broadly and laughed. I probably butchered the language. What do you expect?
- 13:00 - 15:00: Back to the condo. A nap was in order, I swear!
- 15:00 - 17:00: The beach. The endless sea. The sounds of the sea.
- 17:00 - 18:00: Dinner at a restaurant. I did well.
- 18:00 - 22:00: In-room dining. The experience was rather fantastic.
Day 4: Sea View Farewell (and a desperate plea to the laundry)
- 09:00 - 10:00: One final coffee on the balcony. Savoring the view, and trying to ignore the laundry pile. (Seriously, I’ve worn everything. Everything.)
- 10:00 - 12:00: Last-minute souvenir shopping. Found a great place for some local crafts. And a hat! I need that hat.
- 12:00 - 13:00: Lunch at a little café near the condo. One last spicy noodle.
- 13:00 - 15:00: Packing. The most dreaded part! (And still haven't figured out the laundry situation). Somehow, all my clothes are damp.
- 15:00 - 17:00: Final beach walk. Saying goodbye to the sun, the sand, and the sea. Maybe I'll miss this place. Maybe.
- 17:00 - 18:00: One last shower. (And a desperate attempt to dry my clothes in the bathroom).
- 18:00 - 19:00: Dinner.
- 19:00 - 22:00: Trying to remain calm. Feeling a mix of sadness and relief. Taxi to the airport. Adios, Chonburi! I’ll miss you, even though I’m not sure I understand you.
Day 5: Back Home
- 10:00: Arrival. So tired!
- ??:?? Post-trip blues. But, overall, it was an incredible journey!
Final Thoughts:
This trip was… a lot. Hot. Spicy. Chaotic. Messy. But also, beautiful, delicious, and ultimately unforgettable. Would I recommend it? Absolutely. Would I do it again? Probably. Maybe. Ask me in a week
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Chonburi Paradise: You HAVE to Stay Here (But Maybe Don't Listen to Everything I Say) – FAQs With a Side of My Sanity
Okay, First Things First: Is That Sea View REAL, or Just a Photoshop Job?
Oh HONESTLY, the sea view is MORE real than my tax debt! Seriously, the photos don't even *begin* to do it justice. I spent the first hour just…staring. Like a slack-jawed tourist, which, okay, I *was* a slack-jawed tourist. You wake up to THAT, and all your problems just…kinda…melt away. (Disclaimer: Your problems *will* return. Eventually. Possibly with a vengeance. But for a glorious few hours, pure, unadulterated bliss.) And the patio? Sixth floor? Pure gold. Imagine sitting out there with your morning coffee... which, by the way, they don't supply, so pack your instant! I completely forgot and had a mild panic, okay? It was an EMERGENCY. My morning caffeine ritual, ruined! (Still, the view, you know…)
The Patio – Is It Actually Usable? (I'm Imagining Sloping, Unstable Furniture…)
Usable?! Are you kidding me?! It's the freaking *star* of the show! Comfortable chairs (I think the cushions are a little sun-faded, but honestly, they’re still comfy), a table perfect for sunset cocktails (which, PS, you MUST have), and enough space to actually *move*. I spent a solid afternoon just sprawled out there, nursing a Chang beer (local), and reading. It was so good, it was almost…suspiciously good. Like, waiting-for-a-shoe-to-drop good. The only downside? I have this terrible habit of leaving things out. My sunglasses? Gone! My book? Also vanished! Apparently, the wind has opinions. And apparently, my stuff does not agree with them. But the view… worth it. Absolutely, undeniably worth it. Just, you know, secure your belongings better than I did.
What About the Actual Condo *Inside*? Is It Nice? (Or Does It Look Like a Motel from the 80s?)
Okay, let's be honest. It's not *luxury* luxury. It *is* very clean, well-maintained, and has everything you need… which, for me, is a bed, a shower, and air conditioning. Seriously, the AC is a LIFESAVER in Thailand. The décor is… let's call it "functional." Think slightly dated, but definitely NOT falling apart. The bed was comfortable, and the bathroom was spotless. I've stayed in places that cost twice as much and were *worse*. The kitchen? Well, I didn't really *use* the kitchen. I ventured in for the fridge when it was required, but honestly, who wants to *cook* when you're staring at THAT view? They also have a tiny tv. I didn't turn it on once. I mean, why would you?
Seriously, What's the Deal With the Immediate Surroundings? Is It a Concrete Jungle or Somewhere You Can, You Know, *Enjoy* Yourself?
Okay, this is where things get…complicated. The condo complex itself is nice. There’s a pool (didn't get in, judging a book by the way I *don’t* get into it, it looked fine), and it’s generally well-maintained. Outside the immediate complex… well, it’s Thailand! Expect a mix. There are some local restaurants (some amazing, some…less so. My advice? Stick with the stalls that are packed with locals. It’s a good sign!), a 7-Eleven (essential for snacks and beer runs), and a few massage parlors (essential for melting the tension of travel…or maybe just existing!). It’s not pristine. It's not overly touristy. It’s… authentic. And that's what I actually loved about it. You’re not just on a resort; you're in a place that *breathes*. The walk down to the main street? A bit rough, honestly. Potholes, occasional stray dogs (mostly friendly, I swear), and motorbikes whizzing by. But, again – authentic. This is Southeast Asia, people! Embrace the chaos!
Wi-Fi? Essential or Existential Crisis?
Wi-Fi… it was… there. Sometimes. It wasn’t the blazing-fast, stream-everything-in-4K type of Wi-Fi. Let’s just say it was… adequate. Enough to check emails, maybe scroll through Instagram (slowly), and certainly enough to book more Chang beer. (Priorities, people.) If you *absolutely, positively* need to be connected 24/7, maybe bring a mobile hotspot or prepare for a gentle, enforced digital detox. Personally? I welcomed the slowness. It made me look up and just… *be*. But, y'know, depends what you need. I still had some emails that was a good dose of a reality check.
Is this place noisy? What’s it like at night?
Noisy? Well, that depends on your definition of “noisy.” During the day, you'll hear the usual sounds of life – motorbikes, people chatting, the occasional dog barking. It goes along with the authentic vibe. The AC units of course do an adequate job of drowning that type of stuff out. At night it was relatively quiet. The sea is the noisiest aspect. I definitely kept the balcony door open. You can hear the waves crash and this is what I'd call "noise." It's the type of noise that lulls you into a deep, peaceful sleep. If you're a light sleeper, bring earplugs (I forgot AGAIN… sigh), just in case.
Okay, I'm sold. (Maybe.) How Do I Book This Paradise, and Will I Regret It?
I'm not going to lie, booking was easy. Finding it… took a little more effort. The directions were... well, let's just say my sense of direction is about as reliable as the Wi-Fi. Ask for clearer instructions than I did, and you should be fine. And will you regret it? Honestly? Probably not. My trip there was fantastic. The view alone is worth *more* than the price of admission. Sure, it's not perfect. The amenities aren't top-tier. But honestly? It was authentic. It was relaxing. It was… *me*. And if you're looking for a place to escape, to breathe, to just… *be* for a while? Chonburi Paradise, sixth-floor patio included? Yeah, you should probably book it. (Just, pack your own coffee, and maybe a leash for the wind.)
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