Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Keys Select by Lemon Tree, Hosur Road, Bengaluru!
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Keys Select by Lemon Tree, Hosur Road, Bengaluru!
Unbelievable Luxury…Maybe? A Messy, Honest Take on Keys Select by Lemon Tree, Hosur Road, Bengaluru!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your typical polished hotel review. We're going to dive headfirst into the… ahem… experiences of Keys Select by Lemon Tree, Hosur Road, Bengaluru. Think less travel brochure, more chaotic, honest account from yours truly.
First Impressions…and a Sigh of Relief (Accessibility, Kinda)
So, pulling up, the building looks promising. Modern, clean lines, the Lemon Tree logo. Finding the entrance with luggage in tow? Let's just say the signage could be clearer. Getting inside was a bit of a test run. They do have wheelchair access, which is a massive plus, and an elevator. But I did witness a poor lady struggling to get her HUGE suitcase through the automatic doors. A little more elbow grease in that aspect might not hurt.
Rooms: Air Con, Blackout Curtains - Hallelujah! (and a Few Quirks)
Entering the room, I was instantly grateful for the powerful air conditioning. Bengaluru's heat is no joke! The blackout curtains? Genius. Seriously, thank you, whoever thought of those. Actually sleeping until noon was a game-changer. Other perks? Free Wi-Fi in all rooms (essential these days!), a decent desk space – gotta get some work done, right? The in-room safe, a mini-bar (hello, late-night snacks!), and a coffee/tea maker were all welcome additions.
But here's where the messiness of life starts creeping in. The "complimentary tea" was basically a sad little teabag. The bathroom… well, the water pressure was a bit… dramatic. One minute a trickle, the next a full-blown waterfall. And, the "on-demand movies" seemed to be stuck in a time warp. Who still offers on-demand movies that are mostly old Bollywood flicks? I had a good laugh, though!
Dining Dilemmas and Delight (Mostly Delight)
Now, food. This is where things got interesting. They've got a restaurant, thankfully, and a coffee shop which is a lifesaver. Asian breakfast, a la carte lunches, buffet… options, options! The buffet breakfast? Pretty solid. The South Indian breakfast options were the best. The masala dosa was actually fantastic - like, legitimately delicious. I went back for seconds. Maybe thirds. I'm not judging me.
The coffee shop… ah, the coffee shop. I spent a significant amount of time in the coffee shop, fueled by caffeine and desperation. You know the feeling. Good coffee, thankfully, and a decent selection of pastries. The staff were lovely, always smiling, and quick to refill your cup. Bless them.
Now the snag; I tried ordering room service one night and, let's just say, it took a while. And when it arrived? It was… not what I ordered. But they were apologetic, fixed it, and even offered a complimentary dessert. Mistakes happen, and they definitely did their best to rectify it.
Relaxing Ruminations (Spa Day Dreams and Fitness Center Fumbles)
They boast a spa and a gym. Now, I'm not a huge spa person, truth be told, but I did check it out. It looked nice (clean, calm atmosphere), but I didn’t actually get a massage. The pool… the pool with a view… seemed inviting but closed for the day. Sigh.
The fitness center, though… that was an experience. It's small but had the basics. The treadmill? Alright. The weight machines? Seemed a bit… neglected. You could tell it hadn't been maintained as well. The sauna? Well, I chickened out since I couldn’t get the temperature control right.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized and…Slightly Overkill?
Alright, COVID times, right? They definitely take cleanliness seriously. Hand sanitizer everywhere, daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays. The whole shebang. It felt almost a bit… overwhelming at times. Like, I saw a guy in a hazmat suit spraying down the elevator buttons. Still, better safe than sorry, I guess.
Services and the "Extras" (From Concierge to Souvenir Shop)
The concierge was super helpful – directed me to the best places for authentic shopping. They have a decent laundry service – because let's be real, nobody wants to do laundry on vacation, and a convenience store for those snack emergencies. The gift shop was… fine. I ended up buying a keychain. Don't judge me. They have all the amenities, a concierge. They've put their work in.
Getting Around & the General Vibe
Airport transfer available, car park… all the basics. Location-wise, it's convenient for getting around Hosur Road. Not downtown. Not the vibrant part of the city, really but hey, that's just me.
The "Unbelievable" Question
So, is it "Unbelievable Luxury"? Nah. Let's be real. It’s good. It’s comfortable. It’s convenient. Maybe “very comfortable and generally convenient” would be more accurate. It's got quirks, it has minor flaws, and the whole experience is… well, human. As a weary traveler, I felt that that was real. I'd go back, sure. Just maybe not for the “unbelievable luxury.” But for a comfy stay, great breakfast and a good night's sleep? Yes, absolutely.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your sterile, perfectly curated travelogue. This is going to be Keys Select by Lemon Tree Hotels, Hosur Road, Bengaluru, raw. Brace yourselves.
Operation: Bengaluru Bliss (and Potential Chaos)
Day 1: Arrival - The Great Bengaluru Brainmelt (and the Butter Chicken of Destiny)
- Time: 10:00 AM: Touchdown at Kempegowda International Airport. Okay, first hurdle: the airport. Seriously, it's HUGE. I swear, I walked a marathon just to get to baggage claim. I'm already sweating more than a politician at a press conference, and I haven't even breathed Bengaluru air yet. Finding the pre-booked car… oh god, the traffic.
- Time: 12:00 PM (ish - who's even counting?): Finally ARRIVE at Keys Select. Thank. Freaking. Goodness. The lobby is surprisingly… calm. Almost too calm. Is this a mirage after the airport ordeal? Reception is efficient, a little too efficient, like they're reading from a script. Whatever, AC, let's go.
- Time: 1:00 PM: Settle into the room. It's… clean. A bit generic, to be honest. Gotta say, the bed looks inviting. But no, no! We are not succumbing to the siren song of sleep so early. We have adventure to be had!
- Time: 1:30 PM: THE HUNGER. Like a ravenous beast, it clawed at my soul. The reviews said the in-house restaurant was decent but the location is just the worst, the restaurant that is. I did not care about that, but I did care about the Butter Chicken. It was almost a personal quest. I bravely ventured forth, determined to slay this beast with the weapon of culinary delight.
- Time: 2:30 PM - 4:00 PM: Butter chicken devoured. Oh. My. Gods. That was… transcendent. Seriously, the best butter chicken I've ever had, like a warm hug from the gods themselves. I'm pretty sure I licked the plate. The waiter, bless his soul, just smiled knowingly when he saw the aftermath.
- Time: 4:00 PM - 5:30 PM: Post-butter chicken coma. This is where things get a little… fuzzy. I vaguely remember contemplating the meaning of life while staring at the ceiling. Possibly drooling. Regret nothing.
- Time: 6:00 PM: Attempt to venture out for a little walk and explore Hosur Road. Okay, let's be honest: that walk lasted about 10 minutes. The heat! The noise! The chaos! It felt like I was stepping into a different planet. I retreat back to the hotel, defeated but not broken, and start to plan for a proper sightseeing adventure for tomorrow.
- Time: 7:30 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant (again? Yes, I know. Judge me). This time, try something different. Meh. Doesn’t hold a candle to the Butter Chicken. But the service is on point, so I'll take it.
- Time: 9:00 PM: Bedtime. Exhausted. Happy. And smelling faintly of butter chicken. Totally worth it.
Day 2: Bengaluru's Bustle – And My Own Mild Panic
- Time: 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. The buffet is decent. Okay, let's just say it: it's perfectly fine. I’m a picky eater, so it's a miracle I got through it. Coffee is strong enough to wake the dead.
- Time: 9:00 AM: Time to get into the city, but I forgot to plan a driver or a car, so now I have to figure out the best route. I found a taxi service, but am pretty sure they will take advantage of me. I want this city to be mine, but also, I'm scared to leave the hotel. What if I get lost? What if I get a stomach ache? What if… what if I miss the butter chicken?! I force myself to hail a taxi anyway.
- Time: 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: This is where things get truly insane. We start the taxi ride and it is rough. Between the bumps and the traffic, I consider this a complete loss for the day, since I am so worried about the road ahead. Decided to give up on most of the planned destinations.
- Time: 1:00 PM: Lunch. We are going to try a recommended restaurant near the hotel. The food is okay, nothing to write home about, but the company of the staff makes up for it.
- Time: 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Back at the hotel, and I spend the afternoon trying to regroup after the disastrous day. I might be too scared to leave the hotel tomorrow.
- Time: 6:00 PM: Dinner, and I decide to go for a walk down Hosur Road. The air is slightly cooler, and the street is full of energy.
- Time: 8:00 PM: Back at the hotel. I watch TV and read a book.
Day 3: Departure - The Butter Chicken Farewell
- Time: 8:00 AM: Breakfast. One last buffet assault! More coffee!
- Time: 9:00 AM: Pack. Check out. Goodbye, Keys Select. Goodbye, Bengaluru.
- Time: 9:30 AM: THE GRAND FINALE: ONE LAST BUTTER CHICKEN! I couldn't leave without it. I just couldn't. It was a farewell feast, a final, glorious act of defiance against the blandness of reality. The waiter (who now feels like a friend) just smiled and nodded knowingly.
- Time: 11:00 AM: Head back to the airport. The traffic is predictably awful.
- Time: 1:00 PM: Flight. Goodbye, Bengaluru. You were… an experience. And the butter chicken? Legendary.
Final Thoughts:
This trip was messy. It was imperfect. I got lost, I got overwhelmed, and I might have spent a shameful amount of time locked in my room. But, hey, it was mine. And the butter chicken? That’s a memory I'll cherish forever. Would I go back? Absolutely. But next time, I will be prepared. And maybe, just maybe, order a second plate of butter chicken.
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Okay, spill it: Is "Unbelievable Luxury" at Keys Select actually...believable? I'm from Bengaluru, you know how it is. Promises, promises...
Alright, alright, settle down, skeptical Bangalore-an! Look, "Unbelievable Luxury" is a bold claim, right? Especially when you’re just off Hosur Road, which, let's be honest, can be a bit of a glorious chaotic mess. My honest opinion? It’s not unbelievable-luxury. More like... Very Decent Luxury with some seriously aspirational marketing. Think a slightly more upscale version of what you'd expect. Definitely a step up from, say, the last budget hotel I stayed in that had a mysterious stain on the carpet that looked suspiciously like… well, let’s not go there.
The lobby is impressive though – I'll give them that. Sparkling clean, lots of light, friendly (if a bit rehearsed) staff. And that first impression, you know, it's key (pun intended!).
The Rooms! Tell me about the rooms! Were they actually CLEAN? Because that's my main concern.
Okay, deep breaths. Let's talk cleanliness. This is where Keys Select mostly delivers. My room was spotless. Like, actual spotless. Now, I'm a bit of a germaphobe, so I'm hyper-aware of things. And honestly, the sheets were crisp, the bathroom gleamed, and there wasn't a speck of dust to be seen. Honestly, I was bracing myself because I've stayed in places where the "cleaning" involved merely rearranging the dirt. This was a pleasant surprise! Now, it’s not a five-star hotel clean – there were maybe a few slightly worn patches on the furniture, but nothing that detracted from the general feeling of… well, not wanting to immediately shower after touching everything.
Breakfast? I NEED coffee... and ideally, a decent South Indian breakfast. What's the food situation?
Breakfast at Keys Select is… a mixed bag. The coffee is decent, thankfully. Phew! Because, honestly, a bad hotel coffee can ruin a whole day. The buffet has the usual suspects – eggs, toast, cereal, the works. Plus, a few Indian options. The idli and sambar were perfectly acceptable – not the best I've ever had (my *amma*’s idlis are still the gold standard, naturally), but perfectly edible and a welcomed addition.
Here's the kicker, though. One morning, the dosa station was a complete disaster. There was a HUGE queue, the guy making them seemed frazzled, and the dosas themselves were… well, let’s just say they weren't winning any beauty contests. Burnt edges, slightly undercooked in the middle. It was chaos. I ended up giving up and having a croissant instead, which was fine, but it really felt like a missed opportunity to showcase some proper Bangalore breakfast. You know?
How's the location? Hosur Road can be a pain, right? Will I spend half my life stuck in traffic?
Okay, this is the big one. The location… is what it is. It's on Hosur Road. Yes, traffic is a potential hazard. The hotel is conveniently located for business, which is great if you're, you know, *actually* there for business. For leisure, you might be better off closer to the city center.
One day, I attempted a trip to MG Road (that shopping hub), and it took me… well, let’s just say I could have flown to Mumbai and back in the time it took to get there. So, factor in travel time, especially during peak hours. Public transport is an option, the hotel is near a bus stop, but you'll be battling crowds. If you have a car, be prepared to take on the Bangalore traffic monster.
Is there a gym? Because after all that idli and stress from the traffic, I'll need to work off my stress.
Yes, there's a gym. It's small, but it exists. By "small," I mean it's more like a glorified closet with a treadmill, a couple of weights, and a mirrored wall. You're not exactly going to find a personal trainer in there, but it is good enough for a quick workout. Get there early, because its size, and what with the city's fitness-focused population, means it fills up fast. I did a short run, and then I just sat on the treadmill, contemplating my life choices. You know, the usual.
Anything else that's worth noting? Any hidden gems or utter disasters?
Okay, here's a little bit of a mixed bag!
The Good: The staff is generally friendly and helpful. They really DO try. The Wi-Fi was reliable, which is a HUGE plus. And they had a nice little rooftop area, great for a quiet evening drink (though the bar itself was a bit… uninspired, it did the job).
The Bad: The soundproofing could be better. I could hear the incessant beeping of traffic from my window at 3 AM, which was not ideal. Also, the elevator was slightly questionable, and I’m not sure if I would want to use it in an extended power outage.
The Quirky: They had these weird, kitschy art pieces in the hallways. I'm still trying to decipher them. Also, I swear I saw the same housekeeping staff member, twice, with a completely different name tag on, which was both hilarious and slightly disconcerting.
Overall Verdict? Should I book it?
Look, if you're looking for a comfortable, clean, and reasonably priced hotel close to Hosur Road, then yes, Keys Select by Lemon Tree is worth considering. It's not going to blow your mind with its "unbelievable luxury", but it's a solid choice. Just manage your expectations.
I'd probably book it again, depending on my needs. If I needed to be close to the area, it's definitely good. If I am looking for a weekend getaway, maybe I would opt for a hotel closer to the city center. I would also check and see, on a whim, if my favorite place to eat is serving any good south Indian food.
Basically, it’s a decent option. Just don't expect miracles. And definitely bring earplugs! You've been warned!
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