Istanbul's My Palace Rooms: Unbelievable Luxury Awaits!
Istanbul's My Palace Rooms: Unbelievable Luxury Awaits!
My Palace Rooms, Istanbul: Luxury? Oh Honey, Let's Talk About It (and the Unexpected)
Okay, so let's dive headfirst into My Palace Rooms in Istanbul. "Unbelievable Luxury Awaits!" they promised. And, well, some of it was unbelievable. But in a "did I just see that?" kind of way. Let's unpack this, shall we?
First Impressions and the All-Important Accessibility (and the Surprisingly Okay Bits)
Finding the place was, well, an adventure. You know, Istanbul streets – charming chaos. But once I, uh, arrived, the entrance was actually quite easy. The doorman, bless his soul, practically leaped to help with my bags. Accessibility: Surprisingly decent. Elevators are a must, and they had 'em. I didn't experience the entire hotel (the sprawling layout had me a bit lost at points…), BUT I did notice ramps and wide doorways, so good start! Wheelchair Accessible: Seems promising, but confirm specifics for your needs.
The front desk was 24/7 – a huge plus after a crazy all-night flight. Check-in/out [express] & Check-in/out [private]: They offer both, which is smart. I opted for private (because, frankly, I was a mess), and the guy at the desk (his name was Murat, I think – maybe?) was unbelievably patient with my jet lag-induced babbling.
The Room: A Tale of Two Toilets and a Killer View
The room? Okay, let's get real. Available in all rooms: Air conditioning (thank GOD), alarm clock (who uses those anymore?), and the glorious free Wi-Fi. Honestly, that’s what sold me. Internet access – wireless… I was expecting a struggle, but it worked flawlessly. Now, the real kicker? Additional toilet. Yep, a second one. Which, after a day of Istanbul street food, was a godsend. The private bathroom was decent. Now, the separate shower/bathtub… that was luxury. The Hair dryer (powerful!) and slippers were a nice touch.
But the view! Oh my god, the view! They had Blackout curtains, thank goodness, because that Golden Horn view demanded all my attention. The room also had Free bottled water, which was important, given the constant thirst I was in, and a mini bar with enough goodies to keep me from really exploring. Now, I didn't use the Interconnecting room(s) available, but knowing they were there… well, good for families? The Seating area was great for catching up on emails, it had a small desk for the Laptop workspace. The Closet was big enough to hold a small village. And the Bathrobes were plush – I practically lived in them. BUT… the Mirror seemed to be strategically placed to only show my bad angles, which… was not ideal. And the socket near the bed, a huge plus!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: From Buffets to Questionable Soups
The dining situation? A mixed bag, honestly. Restaurants abound, and several had nice Terrace seating. Breakfast [buffet] was standard, not terrible, and not amazing. I was expecting more, but the Breakfast service was pleasant, with plenty of coffee and tea.
Restaurants: They had a Vegetarian restaurant and an Asian cuisine in restaurant.
A la carte in restaurant: I did try the Asian breakfast, it was okay, but not great. The International cuisine in restaurant was better.
I spent a fortune at the Poolside bar, because…Istanbul heat. The Coffee shop was handy for a quick fix. The Happy hour at the bar was a lifesaver after a long day of sightseeing. The Desserts in restaurant are worthy.
Room service [24-hour]. Ah, room service! I tried the Soup in restaurant, and let's be kind… it was edible. But I'm not sure I'd order it again.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Days and Fitness Failures
Right, relaxation. THIS is where My Palace Rooms really shines… or tries to. The Spa was lovely, a true haven. The Sauna and Steamroom were perfectly serviceable.
The Swimming pool was perfect. The Pool with view was the money maker.
Body scrub and Body wrap. Omg! You’ve GOT to get the scrub. Seriously. The Fitness center…. Well, let’s just say the equipment looked like it was from the 80s. I took one look and decided my “fitness” for the day would be navigating the souk. The Gym/fitness. was underwhelming. The Foot bath was a nice after-workout.
Cleanliness and Safety: Is it Clean? (And Are the Robots Taking Over?)
Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Hand sanitizer everywhere? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check, check. I felt relatively safe, even with the lingering Covid-19 concerns. The staff seemed genuinely invested in keeping things clean.
Rooms sanitized between stays: YES!
Staff trained in safety protocol. I’m told that the staff is trained. Doctor/nurse on call: I didn’t need them, but good to know. First aid kit: Yup. Hygiene certification: I didn’t ask. Cashless payment service: They do. Safe dining setup: Totally. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They tried. Professional-grade sanitizing services: Seemed to be going on. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. I believe it.
I didn’t notice much in relation to the shared stuff.
Services and Conveniences: From Concierge to… a Shrine?!
The Concierge was a lifesaver. They booked tours, got me reservations… absolute gold. Currency exchange was easy. The Laundry service was efficient and got my travel clothes sorted out quickly. Luggage storage was available.
They had a Business facilities, and also Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, and even Seminars.
Indoor venue for special events and Outdoor venue for special events. Audio-visual equipment for special events and Wi-Fi for special events.
My biggest “WTF?” moment? The Shrine. Seriously. Right there, in the lobby. I’m not religious, but I found it… odd. Interesting, but odd.
The Elevator was important.
Oh, and the Gift/souvenir shop was… well, souvenir-y.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly? Sort Of…
Family/child friendly: The hotel is mostly kid-friendly, though I didn't see a ton of specific amenities for them. Babysitting service: Available, if you need it. Kids facilities.
Getting Around: Taxi Troubles and Parking Perks
Airport transfer: Yes, they arrange it. Car park [free of charge] – bonus! (Especially in Istanbul!) Car park [on-site].
Airport transfer was well organised. Taxi service. Valet parking was really nice.
Internet Access: Wi-Fi Nirvana (Almost)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: Thank you, sweet baby Jesus. The speed was generally good, making it easy to stay connected. Internet: It works everywhere. Internet [LAN]: Probably there, but I didn’t use it. Internet services: Yes. Wi-Fi in public areas: Excellent.
The Verdict: Worth It? Maybe. But Go In With Open Eyes (and a Sense of Humor)
My Palace Rooms? It’s a lovely hotel with an excellent location, but I always keep in mind that this is a business.
Accessibility: Good, with considerations. Cleanliness & Safety: Top marks. Dining: Hit or miss. Things to Do: Excellent. Service: Mostly fantastic, especially the concierge.
My final word: Go, but go prepared. Bring your own snacks. Embrace the quirks. And definitely book that body scrub. You won't regret it.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is my trip to My Palace Rooms in Istanbul, Turkey. And believe me, I'm expecting things to go gloriously, spectacularly, hilariously wrong. Here we go…
Day 1: Arrival and Utter Bewilderment (and Possibly a Panic Attack)
- 7:00 AM (ish): Wake up. Or, more accurately, be dragged from sleep by that infernal alarm that thinks it's a rooster. Coffee. Lots of coffee. Gotta mentally prepare myself for the sensory overload that Istanbul promises. Packing? Oh god, packing. Did I forget anything? Probably. Absolutely.
- 8:30 AM: Uber (or whatever the local equivalent is in Istanbul – I'm picturing a guy on a donkey yelling "Eeeeh, Sultan, to your palace?!" – okay, maybe not). To the airport. Try not to vomit from motion sickness. I swear, I'm getting worse at this flying thing with age.
- 11:00 AM (local time): Arrive at Istanbul Airport. Okay, deep breaths. Find my luggage. (Fingers crossed.) Navigate the crowds. (Double-crossed fingers.) Pray for the airport wifi to work. The sheer scale of this place! It's bigger than a small country! I feel like a hamster in a human-sized maze.
- 12:30 PM: Successfully (miraculously!) make it through passport control. Exchange currency – immediately get ripped off by the exchange rate (classic). Buy a SIM card – hopefully, this will keep me connected to reality… and Google Maps.
- 1:30 PM: Taxi to My Palace Rooms. This is where it gets dicey. My Turkish language skills are limited to "Merhaba" (hello) and "Teşekkür ederim" (thank you) – which, frankly, isn't going to get me very far if the driver decides to take a scenic loop. Pray that I don't end up in the middle of nowhere.
- 2:30 PM (ish): Arrive at My Palace Rooms. Hopefully. First impressions? Pray it looks anything like the glossy photos online. The reality rarely matches the Instagram filter, does it? Check-in. Pray the staff speaks English. (And that my room isn't haunted. Although, a friendly ghost with local tips…might be welcome.)
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Settle in. Unpack. Explore the room. (Is the bed comfy? The most crucial question.) Take a shower. (Fingers crossed the water heater knows what it's doing.) This is when I start to feel the jet lag creep in. Time for a nap. Might as well go out for food, though I feel myself becoming lazy.
- 6:00 PM: Venture out into the neighborhood. Find a cafe. Probably order something I can't pronounce. Probably end up with something I didn't expect. (Bring on the culinary adventure!) The sheer aroma of spices and food is amazing. I'm ready to be overwhelmed.
- 7:30 PM: Wander around. Get lost. (Guaranteed.) Embrace the chaos. Observe the locals. Try to look like I belong. Fail miserably. Take photos of everything. Feel like a tourist. Embrace it. This is what I came for.
- 9:00 PM: Dinner. The quest for REAL Turkish food begins. Find a restaurant. (Hopefully, not a tourist trap.) Order something from the menu that has an interesting name. Eat. Repeat. (Perhaps some baklava for dessert? YES, PLEASE!)
- 10:00 PM: Stumble back to My Palace Rooms, utterly exhausted, but buzzing with excitement. Journal. Reflect. Plan (or, at least, attempt to plan) for tomorrow. Sleep. (Pray for sleep.)
Day 2: Blue Mosque, Hagia Sophia, and the Grand Bazaar… Oh, My Aching Feet!
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. (Did I even sleep?) Coffee is a must. So is stretching. My back already feels like I've been wrestling a bear.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel (or, hopefully, the cafe downstairs). Eggs, bread, olives, Turkish tea… Prepare to be transported by the flavours. (Again, I really must make a note to write down what I ate, because I'm going to forget.)
- 9:00 AM: Make my way to the Sultanahmet area to see the Blue Mosque. Prepare to be awestruck. (And to stand in line for ages.) Pray I have the right clothes on to be respectful of their culture. I hope I took enough photos…
- 10:30 AM: Blue Mosque: I enter, and the beauty simply overwhelms me. The sheer scale of it, the intricate details, the sunlight streaming through the stained-glass windows – I'm legitimately choked up. This is why you travel. This is the magic.
- 11:30 AM: Hagia Sophia. Another moment of "holy crap, this is incredible." But, the lines are long. Be patient. Resist the urge to shove to the front. Be polite. Take more photos. (When I look at the pictures later, will I remember the feelings I've had?)
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a nearby restaurant. (Hopefully, somewhere with a view and amazing food.) If the food is bad, I'll just go to another place nearby and try my luck.
- 2:00 PM: Grand Bazaar. Prepare for sensory overload. Prepare for relentless hawking (you're the best visitor they've ever had). Prepare to haggle (badly). This is where I'll inevitably buy something completely unnecessary that I'll never use. (A rug? A lamp? A fez?)
- 5:00 PM: Get the hell out of the Grand Bazaar. Seriously. My feet are killing me, my wallet is lighter, and I'm starting to question my sanity. Find a quiet cafe. Order a strong coffee. (And maybe a pastry. I deserve it.)
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Explore the area around the Grand Bazaar. Get lost. Find hidden alleyways. Discover a tiny, amazing kebab place. (I'm already craving one!)
- 9:00 PM: Dinner. (Another Kebab?)
- 10:00 PM: Head back to My Palace Rooms. Collapse. Sleep. (Pray for no more tourist traps tomorrow.)
Day 3: The Bosphorus, Spice Market, and the Sweetest, Stickiest Turkish Delight…
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Feel surprisingly refreshed. (Maybe those delicious kebabs had magical properties?)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Plan for the day. Research, map out routes. Maybe I'll try to act like a local. (I cannot!)
- 10:00 AM: Cruise on the Bosphorus. See the city from the water. Take a ton of photos of the city skyline. (I'm getting better at this!)
- 12:00 PM: Lunch (hopefully, in a place with a view).
- 1:00 PM: Spice Market. Breathe in the aromas. Buy spices I'll probably never use. Bargain hard. Embrace the chaos.
- 2:30 PM: Turkish Delight. Sample every flavor. Buy too much. Get sticky fingers. (Worth it.)
- 3:30 PM - 5:00 PM: Get a Turkish bath!! (Or, try to find one that doesn't seem like a full-body assault course.)
- 6:00 PM: Dinner.
- 7:30 PM: Optional: A Whirling Dervishes Ceremony. (Or maybe just relax at the hotel, and watch some cheesy Turkish TV.)
- 9:00 PM: Bed!
Day 4: Goodbye, Istanbul… (Sniffle)
- 8:00 AM: Last breakfast. (And maybe a final Turkish coffee.)
- 9:00 AM: Pack. (Panic about fitting everything in my suitcase.)
- 10:00 AM: Check out. Say a sad farewell to My Palace Rooms (and its possibly friendly ghost).
- 11:00 AM: Taxi to the airport.
- 1:00 PM: Fly home.
- All other times Wondering why I didn't get a better camera and wondering when I can go back.
This is Istanbul. This is me. This is going to be a beautiful mess.
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