AX The Saint John: Malta's Hidden Gem Unveiled!
AX The Saint John: Malta's Hidden Gem Unveiled!
AX The Saint John: Malta, You Beautiful, Messy Beast! (A Review from the Trenches)
Okay, picture this: Malta. Sun-soaked, historical, and teeming with a glorious, chaotic energy. And smack dab in the middle of it all, nestled in… well, somewhere fabulous, is AX The Saint John. I’m fresh back, still peeling off the layers of sunscreen and trying to process the sheer vibes of the place. This is not your sterile, cookie-cutter hotel review. This is a raw, unfiltered account. Buckle up, buttercups.
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NOW, the Real Deal…
First impressions? Ooof. The exterior is… stylish. Let’s go with stylish. It doesn’t scream "hidden gem," more like whispers it in a very confident, Maltese baritone. And honestly? That’s kind of cool. It's not trying too hard.
Accessibility: A Solid Start, but…
Okay, I have to give massive props here. Wheelchair accessible? YES!, and that's huge. Elevators are plentiful, ramps are thoughtfully placed, and they’ve genuinely considered accessibility throughout. The website boasts about it, and honestly, they’re not just saying things. I saw (and chatted with) several guests who were clearly at ease and enjoying themselves. This instantly bumped the hotel up in my estimation. Accessibility = Important.
(Rambling, Because Why Not?) While I wasn't personally using a wheelchair, I was observing. And let me tell you, it makes a huge difference when a hotel actually cares about making their services available to everyone. It's a vibe, a feeling of inclusivity, and it sets the tone for the entire experience. Kudos, Saint John! Now, let's see if the rest of the experience lives up to the promise…
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Yep! I checked. Several options.
The Internet – My Lifeline (and my Curse):
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! This is non-negotiable in the modern world. And it mostly worked. There were a few moments of existential dread when the signal dipped, but let's face it, I could probably survive a few minutes without Instagram, right? (Don't answer that). Internet [LAN] was also available, but honestly, who uses that anymore? Internet services themselves were fine, nothing revolutionary. The Wi-Fi in public areas? Generally reliable. Now, if only they could beam the signal directly into my brain…
Things to Do: A Plethora of Options (and My Own Personal Struggle):
Malta is a playground, and The Saint John is a comfy base camp. Things to do are endless: exploring Valletta, soaking up history, getting lost in the charming streets… you name it. But let's talk about the hotel’s internal delights. Specifically…
Wellness & Relaxation: My Descent into Bliss (and Chocolate Cake):
This is where things got really interesting. Ways to relax: abundant. Spa: Yes, please! Massage: Oh, yes, please! I'm talking full-body, sigh-inducing, melt-into-the-table goodness. The Steamroom and Sauna were divine – imagine my stress levels after a long day of sightseeing! The Pool with view… sublime. This is where I spent a significant amount of time contemplating the meaning of life (and whether another scoop of gelato was necessary).
(My Personal Spa Breakdown): Okay, look, I have a confession. I did a Body scrub. Then, for good measure, I did a Body wrap. It was pure indulgence. The staff were incredibly professional and attentive, and the products… oh, the products! (Sadly, I don't remember the brand. My brain was probably fried from the relaxation.) Oh, and the Foot bath was a revelation. Seriously, my feet have never been happier.
Fitness Center? Gym/fitness? Yep, they've got it. I peeked in. It looked intimidatingly modern. Let's just say my idea of "fitness" mostly involved walking to the bar.
The Flaw (and the Chocolate Cake Incident): Okay, listen. I did try to order chocolate cake from room service one night. It never arrived. There were some tears. But hey, it's a small price to pay for all that pampering, right? …Right? (The truth is, I found some gelato downstairs. Crisis averted.)
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Secure (and Slightly Obsessive):
In these times, it's all anyone thinks about. Cleanliness and safety were clearly high priorities. Anti-viral cleaning products seemed to be in abundance. Daily disinfection in common areas. Hand sanitizer everywhere! Rooms sanitized between stays. I felt ridiculously safe. And as a massive germaphobe, that's a huge win! I saw Staff trained in safety protocol and the whole operation felt very professional. They even offered Room sanitization opt-out available.
Food, Glorious Food! (and the Occasional Hiccup):
Dining, drinking, and snacking: a central part of the experience! The restaurants themselves were lovely. There was a Buffet in restaurant (breakfast – more on that in a sec), and A la carte in restaurant options for lunch and dinner. Breakfast [buffet]… was a mixed bag. The Asian breakfast was surprisingly good, and the Western breakfast was pretty standard. There was a Coffee shop, and it saved me on several occasions.
(Breakfast Ramblings!) Okay, so the breakfast buffet was generally good, but it could get a little… chaotic. Think a beautiful, bustling bazaar. The staff were super friendly and helpful (especially when I was hunting down a specific type of pastry), but sometimes things were a little disorganized. There was a moment of minor panic when the scrambled eggs ran out. (I’m not kidding. The horror!) But honestly, it was more amusing than frustrating. Embrace the chaos!
Other food-related notes: They offered Alternative meal arrangement which I appreciated. Coffee/tea in restaurant was plentiful. Desserts in restaurant were divine, especially after a long hard day of… exploring. (And sometimes I couldn't resist a sneaky snack in the Room service [24-hour])
Services and Conveniences: Making Life Easier (Mostly):
Air conditioning in public area? Absolutely. Concierge? Helpful and knowledgeable. Daily housekeeping? My room practically sparkled. Elevator? Essential! Facilities for disabled guests? Excellent (we already covered that!). Dry cleaning, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage: They had it all. The little things, like Cash withdrawal and the Convenience store saved me on multiple occasions.
(A little quirk): I loved the Gift/souvenir shop. I bought way too many things (mostly Maltese crosses and miniature bus replicas). My luggage is currently bulging. Regrets? Zero.
For the Kids: Family Friendly – or Not? (My Unqualified Opinion):
Okay, full disclosure: I don't have kids. But I did see lots of families enjoying themselves. The Family/child friendly rating is definitely a plus. There were Kids facilities, and the hotel seemed well equipped. I guess if you're lugging around mini-humans, this is a major win.
Accessibility (Again, Because It Matters):
(More Rambling) I want to circle back and emphasize the accessibility again. From the well-placed signage to the staff's attentiveness, The Saint John truly shines in its efforts to include everyone. It’s not just about ramps and elevators; it’s about a mindset, a commitment to making sure everyone feels welcome and comfortable.
The Rooms: My Private Sanctuary (Almost):
Available in all rooms: Well, lots of great things. Air conditioning? Essential. Alarm clock? Meh. Bathrobes? Luxurious. Coffee/tea maker? Excellent. Free bottled water? Always a plus. Wi-Fi [free]? (You know the drill). Sofa: comfy. Seating area: nice to chill. I'm a simple traveler, so the basic comforts are all I need.
(My Room Specifics): My room was clean, comfortable, and generally well-appointed. The Blackout curtains were a lifesaver. The Bed was dreamy. The **Shower
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! Because this itinerary isn't just a schedule, it's a messy, glorious, slightly-panicked-but-mostly-excited love letter to AX The Saint John Valletta, Malta, and hopefully, you. Prepare for tangents, feelings, and the general chaos that is me trying to plan a trip.
AX The Saint John, Valletta - My Malta Meltdown (In the Best Way Possible)
Day 1: Landing in Paradise (Maybe? I'm Already Sweating)
- Morning (6:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Ugh. Airport. Need coffee. Pray the flight isn't delayed. My luggage is the size of a small car. Pretty sure I overpacked. Already regretting the second pair of shoes. Landing in Malta! Holy moly. The Mediterranean sun! My dreams of lounging by the pool are starting to become real! I should probably find a taxi to get to AX The Saint John… or I could just run. It's probably faster.
- Mid-Morning (9:00 AM - 11:00 AM): ARRIVAL! AX The Saint John. Hello, gloriousness. The reviews said something about a rooftop pool? I'm pretty sure I can feel that water calling my name already. Checking in, praying for a good room, and secretly hoping they have a balcony. Gotta get my bearings first though. A map? Yeah, right! I'm going to wander. Embrace the beautiful chaos.
- Lunch (11:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Okay, gotta find somewhere to eat. Something authentic. Someone mentioned pastizzi? I'm in. I'm going to search down any little bakery. The narrow streets of Valletta are already melting my heart. And OH MY GOODNESS! Someone PLEASE get me a pastizzi (or ten)!!!
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Pool time, baby! Or at least, try to get to the pool. See the pool! I'll probably spend an hour just taking photos. That view! The way the sun hits the water! Pure perfection. I might spontaneously burst into tears of joy. Don't judge me. And, suncream is key. I'm a ginger. Sunburn is my middle name, second to clumsiness.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Explore Valletta's historic streets. Walk around the City Gate… feel how old it is? Stop at the Upper Barrakka Gardens. OMG. The Grand Harbour view! BREATHTAKING. Then, a sneaky little gelato… or two…
- Evening (6:00 PM - Onward): Dinner. Gotta find a restaurant with a view. Or at least, one that serves good food. And maybe, just maybe, a good wine. I'm thinking somewhere where I can sit outside and listen to the sounds of the city. Maybe make a friend, maybe cry. A little.
Day 2: History and Hangovers (Maybe Not in That Order)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): I need a coffee, badly. After yesterday's exploration, my feet are screaming. Start the day with a stroll through the streets of Valletta and taking a look at St. John's Co-Cathedral… I've heard it's stunning. I am a BIG fan of religious architecture, and I can't wait to see it!
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Find a cute little cafe for lunch. I'm thinking a ftira (local Maltese bread) sandwich. I need something that will get me through the rest of the day.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 5:00 PM): I am doubling down on a single experience. I'm going into St. John's Co-Cathedral. Spending hours there. I'm going to lose myself in the details. I'm going to get emotional. I'm going to sit and just… absorb. I've heard stories about this place and I'm ready to discover all they have to offer and to be astonished by this space.
- Late Afternoon (5:00 PM - Onward): A little more wandering. Maybe the National Museum of Archaeology. Or, if my brain can't handle another history lesson, shopping time! Buying little gifts for myself (and maybe some actual people). Then… dinner. Something hearty. Something delicious. Something that hopefully doesn't require too much walking.
Day 3: Island Hopping and (Possibly More) Tears
- Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Ferry time! To Gozo. It's the other island. The other island… and that's where the Azure Window used to be. The one that collapsed and took a tiny piece of my heart with it. I'm bringing tissues. I am ready.
- Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Gozo lunch. Fish? Seafood? Something with capers, because, Malta.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Gozo exploration! Ramla Bay! The Citadel! The Blue Hole (if I'm brave). More tears, probably. But the good kind. The "OMG, this is beautiful" kind.
- Late Afternoon (5:00 PM - Onward): Back to Valletta. Dinner, maybe a nightcap on the rooftop, reflecting on the day. Feeling grateful. More grateful. Thinking of all the memories I have made.
Day 4: Last Day Blues (and a Whole Lot of Other Colors)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 11:00 AM): One more stroll through Valletta. Buying a last-minute souvenir.
- Brunch (11:00 AM - 1:00 PM): A final, delicious brunch. Maybe a full English breakfast.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Rooftop pool time (again!). Soak it all in. Breathe. Remember.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - Onward): Pack (Ugh). Head back to AX The Saint John to get my luggage. Head to the airport. Goodbye Malta. I'm a mess. But, I'll be back.
Important Notes (Because Chaos Needs Some Structure):
- Food: Eat everything. Everything.
- Drinks: Drink the local wine. Drink the Kinnie (it's a Maltese soda… unique). Stay hydrated, and drink water.
- Transportation: Walking shoes are ESSENTIAL. Buses are good. Taxis are convenient.
- Mood: Embrace the mess. Embrace the imperfections. Embrace the spontaneous gelato cravings. Embrace Malta.
This, my friends, is not just an itinerary. It's a journey. A journey of the soul. A journey fueled by coffee, pastizzi, and the sheer, unadulterated joy of being in Malta. Wish me luck! (And send tissues).
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Okay, Alright, WHAT is AX The Saint John? Is it Like… a Museum? A Hotel? Conspiracy Theory HQ?
Alright, breathe. It's a hotel. BUT! And this is a HUGE but... it's not just *any* hotel. It's the AX The Saint John, in lovely Valletta, Malta. Think gorgeous facade, right smack-dab in the heart of history. Think… a place where you could easily bump into a historian or, you know, a slightly eccentric millionaire who's *very* into the Knights of St. John. (Seriously, I saw a bloke with a *seriously* impressive handlebar mustache in the lobby one day. He was probably a secret agent. Or, you know, just a guy with a fabulous mustache.)
So, yes, it's a hotel. But it feels more like a portal. You walk in and BAM! You're instantly transported. (And hopefully, the concierge points you in the right direction, I got lost the first time like a complete muppet).
Is It *Actually* a "Hidden Gem"? Or Just Marketing Hype? (Because I'm Cynical, Okay?)
Look, I get it. “Hidden gem” is thrown around more than a cheap shot glass in a dive bar. But, and I say this with the authority of someone who’s spent a LOT of time researching hotels (mostly because I'm terrible at making decisions), AX The Saint John… it *kind of* is. It’s not some mega-resort plastered all over Instagram. It's… subtle. It's elegant. It's the sort of place you *discover* instead of just stumble upon.
BUT! Here’s the catch: It's getting more popular. So, “hidden” is becoming... "well-known-ish." Book in advance, people! (I learned that the hard way, almost missed out! The horror!)
What's the Vibe? Is it All Fancy and Stuff? (I'd Hate to Feel Out of Place)
Okay, let's be real. Yes, it’s lovely. Think polished floors, maybe a chandelier or two, and definitely some art that probably cost more than my car. But it's not, like, painfully pretentious. It's got a certain *je ne sais quoi* that makes you feel… comfy. Like you can actually RELAX. (Important after a day of climbing Valletta's hills, believe me.).
I wore jeans and a slightly crumpled t-shirt for breakfast (don't judge, jet lag is a beast). Nobody batted an eyelid. They probably thought I was a sophisticated travel journalist! (Okay, maybe not. But *I* thought it.) The staff are friendly, helpful, and generally seem to enjoy their jobs. That makes a HUGE difference. I had to ask the barman 3 times for a gin and tonic (yes, I was that tired), and he was perfectly charming, bless him.
Let's Talk Rooms: Are They Worth the Price? (Because, Budget)
Alright, truth time. The rooms are… not exactly "budget-friendly." Malta, in general, isn't super budget-friendly. But, and here's where it gets interesting… the quality *mostly* justifies the price. My room was beautiful. Seriously, like magazine-worthy. Large windows (important), a comfy bed (even more important), and a bathroom that could house a small family. (Seriously, the shower was amazing. I almost moved in.)
Now, here’s the imperfection: the air con. It was a bit of a beast. Not *bad* but not exactly silent, and as a light sleeper, a bit of a challenge. I ended up shoving earplugs in, and slept like a log. (My fault. Not the hotel’s, really.) They do have different room types. If you're really pinching pennies, look at the smaller ones, they might be more affordable, but the experience... it's worth it, ya know?
The Food! Tell Me About the Food! I Live to Eat (and Drink Cocktails).
Okay, food. This is important. The hotel has a restaurant, and it’s… good. Really, really good. Breakfast is included with most room rates, and it's a spread. Think fresh pastries, eggs cooked every which way, local cheeses, you name it. I had a little bit of everything. (OKAY, I had a LOT of everything. Don't judge my appetite. I was on vacation!) Their coffee? Divine.
Dinner? Also divine. The menu features a mix of traditional Maltese dishes and international fare. (I had the rabbit stew. It was amazing. And I'm not even a huge rabbit fan.) The cocktails? Even better. I *may* have sampled several. For… research purposes. The bar area is gorgeous, too. Good lighting, perfect for people-watching… or just staring lovingly at your Martini. Pure bliss. The one *tiny* downside? It's a bit spendy. But honestly, worth it for the quality and the experience.
Location, Location, Location! Is it Actually Convenient? Or Am I Walking a Million Miles?
The location is… perfect. Seriously. Valletta is the capital, so EVERYTHING is within walking distance (relatively speaking, those hills will get you!). You're right there, surrounded by history. The main streets, the shops, the museums, the Upper Barrakka Gardens (you *must* go!), everything is a short, pleasant stroll away.
And the best part? It's tucked away on a quieter side street, so you escape the absolute chaos and noise of the main thoroughfares at the end of the day. Pure tranquility. Well, except for maybe the occasional gaggle of tourists (guilty!) but that's to be expected in Valletta. You can hear the sea, a subtle reminder of the Maltese coast. It was such a great experience!
Any Quirks or Annoying Things I Should Know About? (Gotta Be Realistic!)
Nobody's perfect, right? Here’s the deal: The elevator is a bit… slow. Ancient buildings, limited space, you get it. So, if you're on a high floor and are impatient (me), bring a good book. Or embrace the wait. It's part of the charm, really. (I kept muttering to myself about "historical authenticity" while waiting. It helped.)
The walls *might* be a little thin. I could sometimes hear muffled conversations from the rooms next door. This didn't bother me much. However, if you're a light sleeper, bring earplugs. (See previous note about the air con.)
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