Uncover Hidden Tuscany: Tenuta Del Perugino's Secret Perugia Paradise
Uncover Hidden Tuscany: Tenuta Del Perugino's Secret Perugia Paradise
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the gloriously imperfect world of Tenuta Del Perugino's "Secret Perugia Paradise" in Tuscany. This isn't your perfectly-polished travel brochure; it's a rambling, slightly-obsessed, utterly honest account. Let's get messy with it!
Uncover Hidden Tuscany: My Love/Hate Affair with Tenuta Del Perugino
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Right, first things first: this place promises a "Secret Perugia Paradise." Does it deliver? Well… it's complicated. Let's just say, my Tuscan fantasy had a few… hiccups. But also, some moments of pure, unadulterated bliss. Let's break it down, shall we?
Accessibility & Logistics: Can Grandma Get Around? (Mostly Yes!)
Okay, a huge win right out of the gate: Wheelchair accessible? YES! This is huge, and I'm giving them major kudos for it. I'm not personally using a wheelchair, but I always look for it. Having ramps, elevators, and accessible rooms is just… good. Makes a world of difference. And honestly, it was better than some places that claim to be accessible.
Check-in/out [express] – It was fast, efficient, and I, in my infinite wisdom, still managed to lose my room key twice. (Don't judge. Jet lag is a beast.)
Check-in/out [private] – Felt luxurious. Someone came out to get my bags.
Internet: Yay! Wi-Fi in all rooms! Now, about the Speed…
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hooray! …And… uh… it worked. Eventually. Let’s just say, streaming my favorite show wasn't happening unless I had the patience of a saint. Internet [LAN] wasn't much better. So, if you're planning on serious remote work or binge-watching, maybe download beforehand. The Internet services in the public areas were slightly better.
Safety & Cleanliness: Keeping the Germs at Bay (Mostly)
Okay, let's talk post-pandemic paranoia. I’m still a little… twitchy. Tenuta Del Perugino takes this seriously. They are rocking the Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays. I felt pretty safe. They had Masks, gloves, and sanitizers are readily available. They even had Shared stationery removed. They really covered their bases. I felt safe.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges – A must, by the way. I saw plenty of folks needing to use them. Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit – Good to know.
Rooms: My Own Little Tuscan Hideaway (With a Few Quirks)
My room? Lovely. Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. You'd expect all that and it was great. I loved the Complimentary tea -- especially after I went to the pool.
That said…the lack of an immediate oomph for the room design left me a little underwhelmed. Not bad, just… not particularly memorable. And the Interconnecting room(s) available makes me wonder what the neighbors are getting up to.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Pasta, Prosecco, and Personal Battles
Okay, where do I begin? The food at Tenuta Del Perugino… bless its heart… was a roller coaster. The Restaurants, Bar, Coffee shop, and Poolside bar are all very tempting.
- Breakfast [buffet]: The best. Seriously. Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, all of it. The pastries? Sigh. Perfect. The fresh fruit? Divine. This is the one thing I’d give 10/10 for. I’d even drive back just for the breakfast.
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant - The other meals? Okay, sometimes great, sometimes "meh." I had a pasta dish one night that was a revelation. The next day, my steak was overcooked. Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver at midnight when the jet lag hit me hard. I'm not a fan of the Bottle of water -- mostly because I always forget to drink them.
- Happy hour: Well, I certainly was! The cocktails were strong, the nibbles plentiful, and the view… chef's kiss.
Spa & Relaxation: Paradise Found (…and then Misplaced)
Okay, the spa is a big draw. Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor], It’s all there. The Pool with view is stunning. I spent a solid afternoon floating, staring at the rolling hills, and feeling my stress melt away. The Massage was… good. Relaxing. But then, I have to tell you about my experience with the Body Wrap.
I booked a body wrap, envisioning myself as a reborn goddess. They had a little bit of a mixup and I was told it was canceled. I eventually got one. It was fine! But I was dreaming of something else…
Things to do, ways to relax – Couple's room would be perfect for the romantic type.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the Unnecessary
- Concierge: Super helpful, except for the time they tried to convince me a local market was closed when it was very much open.
- Laundry service: Efficient, but my favorite shirt came back with a mysterious stain.
- Dry cleaning, Ironing service -- I appreciate these.
- Indoor venue for special events, Outdoor venue for special events – I didn't see any, but I will admit it would be beautiful for something.
- Facilities for disabled guests – I am happy with any hotel that considers this.
- Cash withdrawal, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Gift/souvenir shop -- all the usual stuff.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking – I had a rental car, so this was useful.
- Business facilities, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, Xerox/fax in business center - I am not a business person.
- Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, Security [24-hour] -- peace of mind, I suppose.
- Air conditioning in public area, Daily housekeeping, Elevator, Front desk [24-hour], Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailable, Smoking area, Terrace -- expected!
For the Kids: Babysitting and Beyond (Mostly… Beyond)
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal – I didn’t bring any kids, but it looked like it would be great for families. I saw kids laughing and playing, and it seemed like they had a good time.
The Bottom Line: Would I Go Back?
Okay, the "Secret Perugia Paradise" label is a bit… ambitious. But Tenuta Del Perugino does have its moments of pure magic. The pool, the breakfast, the views… they’re all undeniably lovely. The accessibility is a huge plus. The food can be hit or miss. The service has its quirks.
So, would I go back? Yes. But I’d go with slightly adjusted expectations. I’d embrace the imperfections, order the pasta, and spend every waking hour by that pool. And maybe, just maybe, I’d finally get that body wrap I was dreaming of.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause we're not just visiting Perugia, Italy. We're living it. And trust me, my inner drama queen is already prepped for all the pasta-induced tears and cobblestone-related ankle twists ahead. This ain't your sanitized, Instagram-filtered itinerary. This is the REAL DEAL.
Tenuta Del Perugino: Perugia, Italy - A Hot Mess Express of a Trip
Day 1: Arrival – "Ciao, Chaos!"
- Morning (ish): Land in Florence (easyJet got us there… eventually. Let's just say I now understand the value of noise-canceling headphones). The plan? Rent a car. Reality? More like wrestle a Fiat Panda into submission. Spent a good hour arguing with a tiny Italian woman who looked like she could bench-press me. Eventually, car secured, my blood pressure, not so much.
- Afternoon: The drive to Tenuta Del Perugino. Scenery is, and I am not kidding, breathtaking. Rolling hills, vineyards stretching as far as the eye can see. I, however, am not feeling the zen. Still recovering from the rental car debacle and the navigation system, bless its heart, that kept rerouting us down tiny, goat-filled roads. I may have yelped a few times.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: FINALLY. Tenuta Del Perugino. First impression? Heaven. Seriously. Stone buildings, a pool that looks plucked from a magazine, the air smells of… something delicious. (I later discovered it was rosemary, everywhere. I love it.) Check-in. My Italian is nonexistent, so I did my best with enthusiastic hand gestures and praying the receptionist understood. Success! Sort of.
- Evening: Settling in the room. OMG, the view from the balcony! Totally worth the rental car trauma. Then, dinner at the Tenuta: A plate piled high with the most exquisite pasta I've ever tasted. And wine. So much wine. I may or may not have drunkenly attempted to order tiramisu in broken Italian, failed spectacularly, and then proceeded to devour the entire dessert menu anyway. The other diners? Tolerant. Me? In bliss.
Day 2: Perugia – "Lost in the Sauce (and the Cobblestones)"
- Morning: Breakfast at the Tenuta, a feast of fresh bread, jam, and enough cappuccinos to fuel a rocket ship. Then, the real fun begins: venturing into Perugia. Google maps, bless its heart again, kept trying to send us down roads that seemed to be designed for squirrels. Eventually, parked the car and braved the urban jungle.
- Mid-Morning: Exploring Perugia's historic center. The Perugian feel much more energetic than the locals of Tenuta Del Perugino, they are chatting, working, doing things. A walk throughout the charming, medieval streets. So many little stores, shops, and boutiques. Found a shop selling artisan leather goods and was almost, almost, tempted to buy a ridiculously expensive leather jacket.
- Late Morning: Lunch at a tiny trattoria. The pasta carbonara? Out. of. this. world. I may have eaten two plates. (Judgmental glances from a very chic Italian woman? Unfazed.)
- Afternoon: The Fontana Maggiore – stunning! Took a few minutes to contemplate the architecture. Got lost in the labyrinth of streets. Almost went the wrong way a couple of times.
- Late Afternoon: Chocolate! Perugia is home to Perugina, famous for Baci chocolates. Went to a small chocolate store. Bought so many. I do not regret it. That dark chocolate kiss? Pure, unadulterated bliss.
- Evening: Back at the Tenuta. Relaxing by the pool and reflecting on the day's adventures.
Day 3: Assisi – "Faith, Food, and Fallen Angels"
- Morning: A day trip to Assisi, the home of St. Francis. The drive was picturesque, again, despite the near-miss with a herd of sheep. Seriously, this trip is turning into a driving adventure.
- Mid-Morning: Assisi. WOW. The Basilica di San Francesco is awe-inspiring. The art? Incredible. The crowds? A tad overwhelming.
- Afternoon: Exploring Assisi. Wandering the narrow streets, gawking at the medieval architecture. The air vibrates with history. Even I felt a moment of spiritual connection.
- Late Afternoon: Food, glorious food! Found a charming little trattoria serving Umbrian specialties. The wild boar ragu? Divine. The local wine? Even more divine. I may have ordered a second bottle.
- Evening: Back at the Tenuta, ready for another night cap.
Day 4: Back to Perugia – “The Perfect Day"
- Morning: Spent our last morning at Tenuta Del Perugino. We enjoyed the most amazing breakfast, soaked in the tranquil atmosphere, and swam in the pool.
- Late Morning: Wandering through the city.
- Visit to the Rocca Paolina: Getting to go through this incredible structure allowed one to gain a greater appreciation for the history and culture of Perugia.
- Shopping in Perugia: The best shopping was done, from the large amount of boutiques to amazing shops!
- Afternoon:
- Gelato!: Had to try the best gelato in Perugia!
- Enjoying an Amazing Dinner: Dinner was amazing, Italian food on top!
- Evening: Getting ready to leave, not ready for the trip to end, but happy to be going home with amazing memories!
- P.S. I can't help but feel a little bit sad leaving… but, I'm also desperate to get back to my own bed. And maybe, just maybe, I'll try to learn a few basic Italian phrases before my next trip there. (Or at least download a good translation app.)
This "itinerary" isn't perfect. It's messy. It's honest. It's full of good food, bad driving, and a whole lot of joy. And that, my friends, is the true essence of travel, at least for me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to dream of pasta and cobblestones… and maybe that leather jacket…
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Uncover Hidden Tuscany: Tenuta Del Perugino - Your Slightly Chaotic Guide
Okay, so... Tenuta Del Perugino. Is it *actually* hidden? Because marketing, you know...
Alright, let's be real. "Hidden Tuscany" is a dramatic flourish, like when I tell people I "conquer" my grocery shopping list. It's not *literally* hidden, like, guarded by dragons. You can find it on Google Maps, thank goodness (because my sense of direction is an ongoing tragedy). But it *feels* hidden. You're winding through these glorious, impossibly green hills, and then... BAM! Suddenly, this beautiful old building appears. You're like, "Wait, *this* is it? I was expecting a secret tunnel, maybe a password..." I didn’t expect to be so immediately charmed that I forgot I was hungry. Which, trust me, is a feat.
The food! Everyone raves about the food. Is it, like, *actually* good? My standards are high, people.
Oh. My. God. The food. Okay, so I'm not a food critic, I'm just a normal human who enjoys eating things that taste good. And *this* was good. Like, *amazing*. We’re talking fresh pasta that practically melts in your mouth, and truffles... oh, the truffles! I actually *cried* a little during the mushroom truffle pasta. Don't judge me. It was an emotional experience, okay? And the wine… Forget about it! I’m no expert, but I know when something's making me very, very happy. Let's just say I may or may not have accidentally polished off a bottle (or two) during each meal. And the best part? It felt like eating at a friend's house. A friend with a seriously talented chef.
What's the vibe like? Is it all overly-fancy or is it more, you know, relaxed? I'm clumsy.
Relaxed. Completely, wonderfully relaxed! It's not a place where you have to worry about which fork to use (thank the heavens). It's rustic, charming, and you can tell they want you to actually, you know, *enjoy* things. I knocked over a glass of water trying to navigate a particularly lively conversation and no one batted an eyelid. The staff are incredibly friendly and genuinely seem to enjoy what they do. The whole place just breathes a sigh of relief. And honestly, it's a HUGE PLUS when you're clumsy like me.
The rooms? Are they actually comfortable? I need a good bed.
The rooms are... well, they're not the Ritz. And that is, in my book, a *good* thing. They're not sterile or overly modern. They're cozy, they're charming, and, yes, the bed was *fantastic*. I slept like a log (which, to be fair, is a pretty rare occurrence for me). You're in an old farmhouse! Expect some character. Expect uneven floors, maybe a wonky door. But that's part of the charm, isn't it? I mean, unless you absolutely *need* everything pristine and perfect. Then maybe this place might not be for you. But you'd be missing out, seriously.
Okay, so the pool... Is it actually usable? And is it crowded?
The pool? Yes! And it's *glorious*. Seriously, the pool is life. It's not some tiny, overcrowded thing. It's a decent size, with stunning views overlooking the Tuscan hills. I spent a solid three hours one afternoon just floating, staring at the clouds, and feeling like I was in a movie. It's the kind of pool where noise fades away and you can actually de-stress. And the best part? No, it wasn't packed. I mean, there were other people around, but it never felt claustrophobic. Plenty of space to spread out, relax, and actually *enjoy* the sunshine. Honestly, I could have stayed in that pool for days. I'm pretty sure I considered it. I thought about renting a raft just to read in, I mean why not right?
What are there to do? Are you just stuck eating and sleeping?
Okay, so you *could* just eat and sleep because the food and the bed are so damn good. But there's more! Lots of more! You can easily explore the region. Perugia is lovely and has great places to eat, and the people! The people make it even better. There are cooking classes (which, side note, I totally botched, but the chef was incredibly gracious), wine tastings (mandatory, obviously), and walking trails. One word of warning: I attempted a cooking class. Emphasis on *attempted*. I am not a chef. I nearly set the kitchen on fire (metaphorically, thank goodness). But the chef was laughing the whole time, which, I guess, is either a sign of great skill or a sign that he's seen worse. The point is, there's plenty to keep you busy if you want to be busy. Or, you can just sit by the pool and stare at the scenery. No judgment.
The downsides, man. Give me the *real* dirt.
Alright, alright, here's the brutally honest part. (Because, let's face it, nothing is perfect). One, the wifi can be a bit spotty. Fine for a digital detox, but if you *absolutely* have to be online for work, it might be a challenge. Two, you might have to navigate some Italian roads. I swear, some of them are so narrow, I was convinced my car was going to scrape the walls. My stress levels increased by 10 notches! And three... and this is specific to *me*... I ate *way* too much food. I came home with a suitcase full of regrets (and a few extra pounds). But hey, the food was worth it, right? Always is.
Would you go back? Honestly?
Yes. Absolutely, unequivocally, yes. In a heartbeat. As soon as I can save the money. Tenuta Del Perugino isn't just a place to stay; it's an experience. It's memories made, and for all the little hiccups? They're part of a story. So, yeah, I'd return even with the awful driving and the weight I put on, because the whole experience was worth it. I still get cravings for that mushroom pasta. This isn't just a vacation. It's soul food. And my soul needs a refill.
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