Escape to Paradise: Aifu Resort's El Montazah Magic Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Aifu Resort's El Montazah Magic Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Aifu Resort's El Montazah Magic… Or Maybe Just a Bit of Messy Bliss? (A Review That Doesn't Hold Back)
Alright, buckle up, because I’m about to spill the tea on Aifu Resort's El Montazah… and it ain't all sunshine and rainbows, folks. Think more… a slightly haphazard, incredibly charming, and occasionally frustrating slice of paradise. This isn't your polished travel blog – it's my honest, messy, and utterly human take.
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- Description: A raw and honest review of Aifu Resort's El Montazah, highlighting its accessibility, amenities, restaurants, and overall experience. From spa services and swimming pools to quirky observations and potential drawbacks, this review offers a real look at what to expect.
The Arrival: Accessibility & First Impressions (and a Near Disaster with the Luggage!)
Okay, first off, navigating an airport is a whole Olympic sport in itself, and getting to El Gouna was a trip in its own right. The airport transfer was supposedly arranged, which was GREAT… when it showed up. (Minor hiccup there, let's call it character-building).
Accessibility: Now, the big question: Accessibility. I'm happy to report, in general, Aifu shows some decent effort. Wheelchair accessible is a big tick. The elevator was a lifesaver, especially after that luggage incident. (Seriously, picture this: I'm struggling with two suitcases, one clearly plotting my demise, and finally get the elevator door open. I swear I saw a bellhop snicker.)
But, and there’s always a but, the ramps weren't always perfectly graded, and some pathways felt a bit… adventurous. Getting around wouldn’t be a total nightmare, but I would honestly say it's more 'accessible ish' than fully accessible. So, if you’re relying heavily on accessibility, call ahead and triple-check the specifics of your room and routes.
Speaking of rooms…
Rooms, Glorious (and Sometimes Imperfect) Rooms:
Available in all rooms: Now, the list of what the rooms offer is long and mostly spot-on. Air conditioning? Check. Free Wi-Fi? Double check. Coffee/tea maker? Hallelujah! It's the little things, you know? Alarm clock? Excellent. Balcony? YES! I mean, you are in El Gouna.
The Internet Saga (Because Apparently Paradise Needs Wi-Fi)
Okay, let's talk Internet. They boast Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Internet [LAN]. Don't get too excited. Picture this: I'm desperately trying to upload a selfie with a camel (because, Egypt!), and the Wi-Fi decides to take a nap. Seriously, the connection was spotty at best. It was often faster to send a postcard (remember those?) or try to communicate via semaphore. I did end up using the Internet Access – Wireless a lot in the lobby.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Feast (and Sometimes a Fumble)
Restaurants: This is where Aifu really shines. The sheer variety is impressive. You've got Restaurants, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant. The Breakfast [buffet] was a sprawling, delicious mess of options, including Asian breakfast and Western breakfast. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was definitely needed to wake me up at 6 am after a night of the loud club music.
My Biggest (and Best) Dining Disaster - The Seafood Situation: Okay, I'm a sucker for seafood. And, wow, the seafood restaurant was incredible. The grilled fish was the stuff of dreams, the view was stunning, and I swear I saw a dolphin leap out of the water in the midst of dinner (might've been the wine, though). But, the staff…they were attentive, but also a bit… forgetful? My date and I ordered this massive seafood platter, and some important items (i.e. the lobster) got forgotten! They were apologetic about it, and quickly rectified the situation, and gave us something to drink while we waited. This is where it gets interesting for me. I really felt for the staff. They were getting slammed but it was a busy night, and it wasn't intentional. In the end, it was resolved. It proved the employees in Aifu were really committed to fixing anything.
I can also recommend the Poolside bar which was convenient for some quick drinks.
Ways to Relax (and Maybe Get a Little Pampered)
This is where the resort really tries to deliver on the ‘escape’ part.
- Spa/Sauna: YES, PLEASE. (Though, be prepared to share the sauna with a surprisingly chatty group of tourists. More on this later.)
- Body scrub/Body wrap: Definitely tempted, but I opted for the…
- Massage: Amazing. Seriously, the masseuse could probably iron out the wrinkles in my soul. It was worth every single lovely Egyptian pound.
- Swimming pool and Swimming pool [outdoor]: They're beautiful, refreshing, and perfect for floating away your worries. The Pool with view was definitely worth the time
Things to Do (Besides Indulging in Butter-Soaked Bliss)
Okay, let's be honest: most of my time was spent in the spa or at the pool. But, there's plenty to do for the more… active among us.
- Gym/fitness: Seemed well-equipped, if you're into that sort of thing. I preferred the pool.
- Bicycle Parking, Car Park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: easy enough to access
- Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Seminars: (good to know, I guess, if you’re that person.)
- For the kids: Looked like they have Kids facilities and Babysitting service, a definite plus for families.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Essentials (and the Fine Print)
In these post-pandemic times, we're all a bit paranoid. Aifu gets most of the basics right: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Sterilizing equipment, Staff trained in safety protocol. The Room sanitization opt-out available is a good touch. However, the little details are what make a difference, and honestly, there was the occasional stray piece of trash. In these cases, Aifu should be more consistent. They should also offer more individually-wrapped food options if people are particularly concerned. Some of the safety things seemed a little 'check-the-box'. But the staff were friendly and helpful.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Odd
- Concierge: Helpful. But could arrange a better taxi.
- Cash withdrawal: Convenient.
- Laundry service: Worth the price.
- Dry cleaning: Used it, worked well.
- Convenience store: Needed it, nice to have.
- Front desk [24-hour]: Helpful.
- Doctor/nurse on call: Peace of mind.
- Food delivery Okay, but honestly, the food at Aifu was so good, I rarely wanted to leave.
The Quirks, The Imperfections, and The Overall Vibe:
Aifu Resort is not perfect. It's got its flaws, its hiccups, and the occasional moment of "huh?" But… it's authentic in a way that many luxury resorts just aren't. It’s a bit rough around the edges, but it’s got a genuine charm. The staff genuinely want you to have a good time. The food is good. The spa is phenomenal. And sometimes, that’s all that really matters.
My Verdict?
Would I go back to Aifu Resort's El Montazah? Absolutely. But I'd pack a healthy dose of patience, a strong pair of shoes (for those uneven paths), and maybe a portable Wi-Fi hotspot. And I'd definitely make a beeline for that seafood restaurant… and hope that lobster isn’t forgotten again! Maybe then it would be 5 stars. But for now, I will say, 4 out of 5 stars. Go, enjoy, and don’t be afraid to embrace the messy bliss.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't just a travel itinerary, it's a confession of impending sunstroke and questionable decisions in Alexandria, Egypt. My therapist is going to have a field day. Here goes nothing…
Aifu Resort El Montazah Alexandria: Operation "Hydrate or Die Trying"
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Panic
- 1:00 PM: Cairo Airport. Oh, hell no. Crowded, noisy, smelling vaguely of camel (okay, maybe not camel, but something… robust). Check-in is a chaotic ballet of shouting and confused hand gestures. My luggage, bless its cotton socks, almost got whisked away to god knows where. Found it. Triumph! (Barely).
- 3:00 PM: Arrive at Aifu Resort. It's… well, it's pink. Like, really pink. Like, Barbie's gone berserk pink. My first thought: "Did I accidentally stumble into a fever dream? Is this what eternal sunshine looks like?" Second thought: "WHERE'S THE BEACH?"
- 3:30 PM: The room. Okay, it's cleanish. The air conditioning sounds like a dying walrus. The balcony… victory! Stunning vista of the Mediterranean. For about 2.5 seconds before a rogue seagull (a massive one) swoops down and judges my life choices. This is going to be interesting.
- 4:00 PM: Beach reconnaissance. The sand… oh, the sand. So soft, like powdered sugar. The water? A glorious turquoise, promising all sorts of aquatic adventures. Until I realize I forgot my sunscreen. My inner child is screaming. My outer skin is already imagining its fiery demise. Fail. Immediate retreat to the… pinkness.
- 5:00 PM: Attempt to navigate the resort's "convenience store." It appears to have been ransacked by a particularly picky pirate. No sunscreen. Only suspiciously dented cans of something labeled "Fizzy Delight" and enough sugary snacks to send a toddler into orbit. I grab a bottle of water (double checked the seal, because, let's be real, I'm paranoid) and vow to find civilization, or at least a decent supermarket, tomorrow.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the resort restaurant. Buffet. My kryptonite. I load up my plate and then realize I'm surrounded by families with tiny humans doing maximum screaching. The fried chicken is… well, I’m not sure what it is. But the bread! The bread is divine. Carbs: my constant companion. I drown my sorrows in bread and try to remember why I like vacation.
- 9:00 PM: Stare at the sea from my pink balcony, sipping water and feeling a profound sense of jetlag-induced melancholy. Wonder if I packed enough Immodium. Probably not. Pray for a miracle (a decent cup of coffee in the morning would be a good start).
Day 2: Ancient Wonders & My Own Personal Disaster
- 8:00 AM: Miracle achieved! The coffee is surprisingly good. (Thank you, coffee gods).
- 9:00 AM: Taxi to the Library of Alexandria… or it should be. Get hopelessly lost in a maze of narrow streets that look like they've been frozen in time. The driver, bless his patience, just smiles and nods in Arabic while I flail around, clutching my phone and hoping the GPS hasn't spontaneously combusted from the heat. This is going to be a long day.
- 10:30 AM: Finally! The Library of Alexandria. It's HUGE. The architecture is incredible. All thoughts of being lost are replaced with a sense of awe. I soak in the fact that I am actually here, walking in the footsteps of history and the ancient minds.
- 12:30 PM: Lunch in a charming little cafe near the library (after another mini-disaster with the taxi). The food is delicious, the ambiance is even better. I order grilled fish, and while doing so, I accidentally use the wrong fork. The waiter looks amused (and a little concerned). I consider hiding under the table.
- 1:30 PM: I try to wander the library and museums. I’m overwhelmed and end up in a room with a lot of ancient scrolls. I spend hours looking at them, trying to comprehend the lives of the ancient intellectuals. I can't help but have the thought, “Were they as lost and confused as I am now?”
- 4:00 PM: The Citadel of Qaitbay. This medieval fortress is a gorgeous, stony marvel sitting on the coast. The view from the top is breathtaking. The wind howls. I think I can hear the ghosts of long-dead pirates whispering. It's all a little bit… intense.
- 6:00 PM: That's when it happens. At the Citadel. The moment of pure, unadulterated, vacation-ruining disaster. I'm taking a picture of the beautiful building, and then I trip. In front of a group of tourists. And faceplant. Into the cobblestone. My hands scrape up. My dignity? Gone.
- 6:10 PM: I flee to the nearest coffee shop. I order a strong, sugary coffee. I look at the world and laugh.
- 7:00 PM: Back at the resort, I head directly to the pinkness of my room. I apply copious amounts of antiseptic cream and try to ignore the throbbing in my knees. Also, the tiny humans' screaching has amplified.
- 8:00 PM: Another dinner, another buffet, another carb-filled emotional rollercoaster. I eat a pile of fries and think about all the ways my life has gone wrong. Then I laugh because I'm on vacation. The world is ridiculous.
Day 3: Chasing Sunsets & Questionable Decisions (Again)
- 9:00 AM: Sunscreen acquired! Finally. The day is beginning. I'm going to the beach.
- 9:30 AM: The beach is heavenly. I spent the entire day in the water, enjoying the sea. I'm happy.
- 5:30 PM: I spend hours watching the sunset from the beach and making friends with the locals.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant. Food is divine. It’s the real deal. I order all of the fish and eat it all.
- 8:00 PM: I get a taxi and have a fun night out. The night is magical. The taxi driver even sings a song.
- 11:30 PM: Back to the pink hotel for my very tired self.
Day 4: Departure & The Aftermath
- 8:00 AM: One last desperate attempt for good coffee. Success! (Though the air conditioning is still engaged in a death rattle).
- 9:00 AM: Farewell swim in the turquoise sea. I can say goodbye in peace.
- 10:00 AM: Check out. The staff are exceedingly polite (and probably amused by my general state of shambles).
- 11:00 AM: Cairo airport. More chaos. More shouting. More questionable dietary choices.
- 1:00 PM: Home. Sunburned, slightly bruised, utterly broke, and weirdly… exhilarated. I wouldn't trade my faceplant for anything. (Okay, maybe a slightly less pink resort room.)
Final Thoughts:
Alexandria is a chaotic, beautiful, infuriating, and utterly unforgettable experience. It's a place where history smacks you in the face, the sand is impossibly soft, and the seagulls judge your life choices. I'd go back. (Maybe with a crash helmet.) And the Immodium? Still haven't needed to use it. Go figure. Now where's the tea? Apparently, some stuff I like to drink. This entire trip as been a disaster. But I wouldn't change it for the world.
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The Food! Tell Me About the Food! (My Stomach Is Rumbling.)
*BUT* (there's always a but, isn’t there?), sometimes the buffet gets a little… repetitive. After a few days, you start to crave some variety. Thankfully, they have a few a la carte restaurants. The Italian place? Solid. The beach grill? Fantastic for a casual lunch. And the staff? Always smiling, always helpful. Unless… well, I did have one minor (minor!) issue with a slightly undercooked grilled fish. But hey, things happen, right? I just got a pizza the next day! And it was perfection.
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Room Rundown: What's the Deal with the Rooms?
Now, here's a minor confession. My first room had a *slight* issue with the AC. It was a bit… sluggish. I mentioned it to the front desk, and they immediately moved me to a new room. Zero fuss. Service like that? Priceless. (Although, that new room had a slightly temperamental shower. You win some, you lose some!)
Activities! Beyond Lounging, What's There To Do?
They also have a spa. I got a massage. It was… euphoric. Seriously, I almost fell asleep on the table. Do it. Just… do it. There's a decent gym if you actually feel like working out on vacation (not me, though!). And they have evening entertainment – shows, live music. Some were great. Some… less so. But hey, it the spirit of fun.
One thing though… they have these excursions to some local places *outside* the resort. Do some research before you do it. One I did was okay, but others seem to be a bit...touristy. Be prepared.
The Beach: Is it Picture-Perfect? Are there any… Sand-Related Issues?
The only minor thing… (and this is me being *really* picky) sometimes the beach can get a little… crowded. The resort tries to space everyone out but it's still crowded. So, if you're a late riser (like me!), you might have to hunt for a good spot. Get up early, secure your spot with a book, and head back to your room. Don’t stay though! Don’t get trapped! The beach is totally lovely when it is less crowded.
Also, the wind can pick up in the afternoons. Which is great for cooling off, but not so great if you're trying to read a book and the pages keep flipping. I got sand EVERYWHERE that first afternoon. It's still in my suitcase! Worth it though. Worth it.
Okay, The "Big One": Value for Money? Is It Actually Worth It?
BUT... for what you get? I'd say YES. Absolutely, unequivocally, YES. The quality of the food, the beauty of the location, the service… it's all top-notch. If you're looking for a truly special vacation, a place to relax, recharge, and create some amazing memories… then it's worth it. I ended up spending a little bit more than I initially planned (hello, extra cocktails!), but honestly? I don't regret a single penny. It wasIndonesian Paradise: Surabaya's OYO 90154 Anugrah Rr Syariah Awaits!
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