Florence's Hidden Gem: NH Collection Porta Rossa - Unforgettable Stay!
Florence's Hidden Gem: NH Collection Porta Rossa - Unforgettable Stay!
Florence's Hidden Gem? NH Collection Porta Rossa - Did it Live Up to the Hype? (My Unfiltered Take!)
Okay, so I've just wrestled with the Florentine heat and emerged, slightly sweaty but triumphant, from the NH Collection Porta Rossa. The reviews promised a 'hidden gem', a flawlessly chic Italian experience. Did it deliver? Well, let's dive in, shall we? Buckle up, because this isn't your average travel brochure… This is real life.
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Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (But Hopefully Getting Better!)
Right off the bat, I needed answers on the accessibility front. As a wheelchair user, this is always top of my list. Now, the NH Collection Porta Rossa is in a historic building – which, let's be honest, often translates to "challenging". Getting around was decent but not perfect. Elevators? Yes, thankfully. But getting to some areas, like the spa, involved navigating a few tight turns and slightly awkward inclines. It felt like they're trying, which is something. They definitely got the wheelchair-accessible rooms right, though. Spacious, well-equipped bathrooms – totally thumbs up. They just need to streamline access everywhere, you know?
Internet: Gotta Stay Connected (Even on Vacation!)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Check! And it was a solid, reliable connection, which is a godsend. Nothing worse than a flaky connection when you're trying to upload those Insta-worthy shots of the Duomo. They also offered Internet [LAN] if you really needed that old-school wired goodness. For public areas, Wi-Fi was, well, there, but sometimes got a little… sluggish, like your Nonna after a big plate of pasta.
Room for Improvement? (Or Maybe Just Me…?)
The rooms themselves were lovely, I’ll give them that. Air conditioning that actually worked (thank you, sweet lord!), a great bed (extra long, even!), and a minibar stocked with all the essentials (and some unexpected treats!). I'm a sucker for coffee/tea makers too! The blackout curtains were a game-changer, letting me sleep in like a proper dolce far niente devotee. Honestly, I felt like royalty!
The Spa (and the Great Bathroom Phone Mystery!)
Now, the spa. Okay, so, it had a swimming pool, with a view, and a sauna, steam room, the whole nine yards. I didn't get to try the body wrap (because, let's be real, I'm more of a "pasta wrap" kind of girl). But my massage? Heavenly. Pure bliss. But the real head-scratcher? Let's talk about the bathroom phone. Why? What am I calling? The ghost of Michelangelo to complain about the lighting? It was just… odd. I never used it, but it added this air of quirky extravagance.
Dining: A Fiorentina Feast (Mostly, Anyway)
Okay, the food. The NH Collection Porta Rossa knows how to do breakfast. The buffet? A glorious spread of fresh fruit, pastries that practically melt in your mouth, and the best cappuccino I’ve had in ages. They offered an Asian breakfast and cuisine, which felt a bit out of place, but I could see some loving the variety!
And the restaurants, the restaurants! The a la carte, the buffet, the poolside bar – a delight. I had the most amazing salad once – I'm still dreaming about it. They have Western cuisine in restaurant and western breakfast and a coffee shop. A la carte means choices and the staff were able to help with alternative meal arrangements. However, I did experience a slight hiccup with the room service. My pizza arrived cold one night! And it tasted like cardboard. A small blemish in an otherwise impressive culinary landscape…
The Little Things (That Make a Big Difference):
- Cleanliness & Safety: They were serious about cleanliness. I saw staff constantly wiping down surfaces, and hand sanitizer was everywhere. They had anti-viral cleaning products. And they had all these things, which gave me a sense of confidence.
- Services & Conveniences: The staff were phenomenal. Super helpful, super friendly. The check-in/out process was smooth. The concierge was a lifesaver, especially when I needed help finding a good gelateria. A gift/souvenir shop was there too!
- For the Kids: I didn’t travel with kids, but it looked like they had family/child friendly options, which might be useful.
My Most Memorable Moment: The Terrace (and a Near-Disaster with a Seagull!)
One evening, I ventured out onto the terrace. This place is gorgeous! It overlooked the Florence skyline, and I felt like I was on top of the world. And there, as I was attempting a selfie, a seagull swooped down! Thankfully, I dodged it (just barely), but for a glorious moment, I thought it was going to steal my gelato. So the terrace is fantastic, but stay vigilant!
The Verdict: Worth the Stay?
Do I think the NH Collection Porta Rossa is a 'hidden gem'? Well, it's certainly a sparkling gem! The location is perfect for exploring Florence, the rooms are beautiful, and the staff are fantastic. The accessibility situation needs a bit more work for a truly flawless experience. However, if you're looking for a luxurious, atmospheric stay in the heart of Florence, this is a solid choice. Just beware of the seagulls!
Final Rating: 4 out of 5 Stars (with a potential 5 if accessibility is fully 100%)
My Own Extra Rambling Thoughts:
- I did a ton of people-watching. Seriously, the people are half the fun of Italy.
- I missed the daily life of Florence. It had convenience store for things I missed in a hurry.
- I got a serious tan, which I’m very happy about. I loved the pool with a view.
- I would go back, and I’d probably try to get a room with a view.
- They should really have bigger signs for the spa.
Ciao! Until next time, Florence!
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Ascott Xiangjiang FFC ChangshaOkay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your grandma's perfectly-planned itinerary. This is… my itinerary. Florence, baby! At the NH Collection Firenze Porta Rossa. Let's see if I can survive this beautiful mess.
NH Collection Firenze Porta Rossa: My Florentine Fiasco (A Working Title)
(This is subject to change, because, let's be honest, I'm chaotic.)
Day 1: Arrival, Anticipation, and An Extremely Overpriced Aperol Spritz
Morning (ish): Touchdown in Florence! Okay, fine, I was slightly late. Blame the airport security line – a whole other level of organized chaos. Finding the “shuttle” was like a scavenger hunt, requiring a mix of broken Italian (mine), frantic hand gestures, and sheer dumb luck. Eventually, I arrived, sweaty and slightly delirious, at the NH Collection. The lobby is a dream. Like, seriously, old-world charm with a modern twist. I tried to act cool, like I belonged, but my luggage had other plans – nearly taking out a small, very stylish Italian woman in a ridiculously chic scarf. Embarrassing.
Afternoon: Settling in. My room (apparently, they consider it a "suite" in a very generous way) is… well, it's fine. Clean enough. The view? Eh. Overlooking a slightly sad-looking courtyard. First impression? Disappointing. But hey, I'm in Florence! I can't whine for long. Right? After a quick and totally necessary freshen-up, I have to get down to the business of being a tourist.
- The Quest for Caffeine: First stop: Coffee. Desperate. I wandered out into the "oldest street in Florence," as they boast, feeling like a character in a historical drama. Found a random café. Ordered a cappuccino. Verdict: Meh. Back to the room to plan.
- The Aperol Incident: Thinking myself a savvy traveler, I stopped at a bar right on the Ponte Vecchio, hoping to soak up the atmosphere and… well, pretend I was Audrey Hepburn. Big mistake. Beautiful view. The Aperol Spritz? Small. Bitter. And roughly the price of a small country. Learning: Location, location, location…means "pay a fortune."
Evening: Back to the hotel to regroup and plan… AGAIN. Dinner reservation at a trattoria highly reviewed (thanks, TripAdvisor!), which I'd better love. I swear, if the food is just okay, I'm going to scream. Then maybe a gelato, or three, to recover. Emotional reaction? I need this dinner to be good. I'm already emotionally invested.
Day 2: Art, Awkward Moments, and the Uffizi Freak-Out
Morning: Uffizi Gallery. Oh. Em. Gee. I'm not an art historian. I'm barely an art appreciator. But the Botticelli? The statues? Mind BLOWN. The queues? Less mind-blowing, more "wanting to smack someone". Learned the hard way – book tickets online, months in advance. I stood in line for… way too long. But the art justified it. I think. Spent an hour just staring at The Birth of Venus. It was… beautiful. And I’m not a particularly poetic person.
Afternoon: Lunch Disaster. (They should just make this the subheading of the day). Found a charming looking ristorante near the Duomo, a place to eat outside. Ordered a salad. It arrived… and it was a mountain of arugula. Seriously. A mountain. With barely any toppings. I tried to eat it gracefully, but the wind decided to join in. Arugula everywhere. I'm pretty sure I now have a personal vendetta against arugula. Then the waiter… he kept speaking at me, but I couldn't keep up – a total language barrier. This is humiliating.
- Duomo Climb (and Regret): Decided to climb to the top of the Duomo. Gorgeous views, obviously. The climb? Grueling. My legs are screaming in protest. I'm pretty sure I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. I should have trained. I regretted every single pizza I've ever eaten. Worth it? Maybe. Would I do it again? Absolutely not.
Evening: Desperate for some comfort food to recover and feel better. Maybe I'll give that Yelp-reviewed pizza place a shot. Also, time to book that cooking class I’ve seen advertised.
Day 3: Leather, Lost in the Market, and Gelato-Induced Bliss
Morning: Leather Market. Oh. My. God. The smells! The chaos! The sheer volume of leather goods! I went looking for… well, I don't know what. A purse? A belt? An Italian leather experience? I can't barter worth a damn, so I probably overpaid for something I didn't need. But hey, souvenirs, right? I definitely got lost. Multiple times. The market is a maze.
Afternoon: Another round of Uffizi to catch what I missed. Did I mention I had a thing for David? (The statue). Not as crowded the second time around, but still, I'd be lying if I said there was not a little bit of inner-swooning happening. Found a tiny, family-run leather workshop and watched them work. Fascinating. And smelled. So good.
- Gelato Intervention: Okay, here's the thing. Every hour. At least. I have a gelato. It’s a problem. But it’s a delicious problem. Today's flavor combinations? Hazelnut and pistachio. Chocolate and more chocolate. I feel like I'm mainlining pure serotonin.
- Lost in Translation (Again): Tried to get directions from a very enthusiastic elderly Italian woman. Ended up getting even more lost. She gestured wildly, speaking rapid Italian and, it felt like, giving a full history of her family. In the process, I have definitely learned a lot, but I am still not sure how to get to my next destination.
Evening: Packing. Or, attempting to pack. My bag is a disaster. I've bought far too much stuff. I have a ridiculous amount of gelato stains on my clothes. I'm exhausted, slightly sunburnt, and completely, utterly in love with Florence. Dinner? Probably at that pizza place. Because carbs. And tomorrow? Ciao, Florence? Well, until the next time.
Day 4: The Last Supper? Not Quite. Departure.
Morning: A last-minute attempt at getting a decent coffee. Realized that every cafe is terrible compared to the cappuccino I had back home. So, to the airport I went to try and avoid the bad coffee of the airport. And as a final act of chaotic brilliance, I almost missed flight.
Departure: Goodbye, Florence. You magnificent, messy, beautiful disaster.
Final Thoughts (or just feelings):
This trip was not perfect. Not even close. There were moments of utter frustration, some awkward encounters, and far too much arugula. But amidst all the chaos, there was also beauty, wonder, and a deep, unexpected connection to this amazing city. Would I do it all again? In a heartbeat. Just maybe… I'd pack less arugula and learn a little bit more Italian. And get a bigger purse for gelato.
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