Escape to Paradise: Somy Anjuna Resort Awaits in Goa!
Escape to Paradise: Somy Anjuna Resort Awaits in Goa!
Escape to Paradise? More Like a Goan Rollercoaster: My Somy Anjuna Resort Review (Brace Yourself!)
Okay, so Escape to Paradise: Somy Anjuna Resort Awaits! … that’s the official line. My experience? Well, buckle up, buttercup. Goa's a whole vibe, and this resort? It's a part of that vibe, for better or for worse. Let's dive in, shall we? (And yes, I'm probably still slightly sunburnt.)
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Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (and My Biggest Concern)
Right, let's get this crucial stuff out of the way first. "Accessibility" is a word that gets thrown around a lot, and sometimes, it's pure marketing fluff. Somy Anjuna… is NOT perfect.
- Wheelchair Accessible: They claim to be. I had to keep reminding myself of that. Look, certain areas are. The lobby, the restaurant (mostly), some rooms, and the pool area (sort of – more on that later). But getting from point A to B can be a mission. Ramps are sometimes sketchy, the terrain is uneven, and, occasionally, you feel like you're navigating an obstacle course. It's not completely inaccessible, but it’s definitely not ideal.
- General Access: Elevators exist! Thank the heavens!
- Things like the restaurant, some of the Spa areas, some of the amenities are tough: Some of these were not accessible at all in my stay!
Cleanliness and Safety (Thank God for This)
Okay, at least they get some things right! Which also made me relax a bit.
- Cleanliness: This was honestly impressive. Especially concerning COVID-19.
- Safety: Security felt solid. I felt pretty safe.
- Anti-viral cleaning: I saw this going on. Big plus.
- Hand sanitizer everywhere: Always a good sign.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food Coma Incoming!
Okay, foodie time! Food in Goa is generally amazing, but how does Somy stack up?
- Restaurants: They have a few, so that's good! But I honestly got a little confused by all the options.
- Asian Cuisine: I went at least a few times.
- Breakfast: Here's the deal: Breakfast Buffets are Life! I love them. And Somy's? It's good and with a decent range.
- Happy Hour: Yup, you guessed it: I partook. Several times. It was essential.
Room & Services: Where the Magic (and the Quirks) Happen
Here's a breakdown, room by room:
- Available in all rooms: Yep, it's there.
- Additional toilet: Nice if you're with a lot of people.
- Air conditioning: Essential.
- Alarm clock: You'll need it if you've been at the pool bar all day!
- Bathrobes: Yes (and they are surprisingly soft!).
- Bathroom phone: Okay, who still uses these?
- Bathtub: Some rooms, yes.
- Blackout curtains: Thank GOD for these.
- Coffee/tea maker: Essential for a morning pick-me-up.
- Complimentary tea: The little things!
- Desk: If you must work.
- Extra long bed: Which is why you might need it.
- Hair dryer: Mine did work.
- In-room safe box: Always a plus.
- Mini bar: Temptation!
- Shower: Standard stuff.
- Slippers: Cozy!
- Smoke detector: That's the safety part.
- Soundproofing: Not consistently.
- Phone: You can call from the room!
- Wake-up service: I prefer my phone, thanks.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Day (Mostly) Success!
- Spa: The spa itself was nice!
- Massages: The BEST part!
- Fitness center: Yes. Didn't go. Sunbathing takes priority, okay?
- Pool with view: This is where it gets interesting…
- The Pool Experience: The main pool area is stunning at first glance. It’s the postcard shot. But here's my gripe: getting to the pool from some areas could be a nightmare with uneven paths and steps everywhere! It's not a place you casually stroll to if you're not super mobile.
Final Verdict: Paradise…With a Twist
Somy Anjuna Resort is a mixed bag. It has beauty and it has its challenges. It's not a polished, perfect paradise, but it does have a certain charm. I'm leaning towards saying it's worth it! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to book another massage to recover from this review (and, you know, life).
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Somy Anjuna: My Goa Rollercoaster (with Sand in My Shoes)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your perfectly curated Instagram highlight reel. This is real. We're talking about a trip to Somy Anjuna Resort in Goa, and let me tell you, it was… an experience. A glorious, messy, sun-kissed experience.
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and the All-Too-Real Smell of Curry
- 10:00 AM: Landed in Dabolim. The air hit me like a humid, fragrant slap. Instantly, the familiar anxiety of being somewhere new took hold. Did I pack enough sunscreen? Did I accidentally leave my passport at home? (Spoiler: I didn’t… Thank God). Also, that smell? It was a heady mix of incense, exhaust fumes, and… curry? I LOVE curry, don't get me wrong, but the sheer volume of it was overwhelming!
- 11:30 AM: Taxi ride to Somy Anjuna. The driver, a chatty local with a suspiciously optimistic outlook on Goa traffic, regaled me with tales of “the best beaches” and “the most beautiful sunsets.” Honestly, I was so crammed into that tiny car, I was just hoping my luggage would arrive in one piece.
- 1:00 PM: Check-in. The resort seemed lovely at first glance: breezy, colourful, and promising. But the room? Let’s just say the "ocean view" was… a sliver of ocean, peeking through the tops of some palm trees. Still, the bed looked inviting, and after that car ride, I was ready to collapse.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch. The resort restaurant. Ordered a "healthy" salad, got a greasy, delicious, but definitely not healthy spring roll. I'm not even mad. I ate the whole thing. It was the official start of my "no calorie counting" holiday.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Poolside lounging. Sunscreen application: a tactical operation. Failed attempt at reading a book (too much sun!). Met a couple from Manchester who were desperately trying to find "authentic Goan food." (Spoiler: they never did. I don't think it exists. Or maybe I just never found it?).
- 6:00 PM: Wandered down to Anjuna Beach. The sunset was, as advertised, spectacular. But the beach? Utter chaos. Cows wandering around, a guy trying to sell me a "genuine fake Rolex," and a sea of people all vying for the perfect photo. Still, it was undeniably beautiful. I bought a ridiculously oversized hat and embraced the madness.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner at the resort restaurant, again. Fish Tikka. Delicious. Followed by an impromptu dance-off with the Manchester couple (they weren't exactly good at it, but the enthusiasm was there).
- 9:00 PM: Crash. Jet lag is REAL, friends.
Day 2: The Beach, the Bazaar, and a Near-Disaster with a Cashew Nut.
- 8:00 AM: Woke up to the sound of… roosters? Seriously, the entire resort was invaded by a cacophony of crowing. It was charming in a "rustic" way until, like, the third hour.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Omelette. Perfect. Coffee: lukewarm and barely drinkable. This is Goa, people. You learn to embrace imperfection.
- 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Beach time! Finally, a proper swim in the Arabian Sea. The waves were surprisingly strong, and I nearly got wiped out by a rogue one. Spent way too long trying to convince a small crab that I wasn't going to eat it. Failed.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a beach shack. Fresh seafood platter. Pure bliss. Also, a massive cashew nut nearly choked me. Dramatic choking noises. Survived. Goa wins this round.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Explored the Anjuna Flea Market. Oh. My. God. The colours, the smells, the sheer quantity of stuff… It was sensory overload in the best possible way. Bargained for a silk scarf (probably overpriced, but I don't care). Got hassled by a guy selling "genuine leather" bags (they were likely fake). Lost track of time.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Found a tiny, shady café and downed a refreshing Kingfisher beer. People-watching is an art form, and I'm a virtuoso.
- 6:00 PM: Attempted to watch the sunset from the beach again. Failed. Too many people trying to do the same thing. Instead, wandered over to a quieter spot and sat and listened to the waves. Really let the energy of the place sink in.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner at a recommended local restaurant. The food was phenomenal. The service was… Goan time. But who cares when the food is that good?
- 9:00 PM: Back to the resort. Realized I'd forgotten to buy mosquito repellent. Panic (mild).
Day 3: Yoga, Disappointment, and a Last-Minute Decision
- 7:00 AM: Attempted early morning yoga at the resort. I say “attempted” because the instructor, bless his cotton socks, had a voice that was more sleep-inducing than energizing. Also, I’m not very good at yoga. Ended up mostly napping on my mat.
- 8:30 AM: Breakfast. Still lukewarm coffee.
- 9:30 AM: Decided to explore more of Goa. Booked a day trip to the Dudhsagar Falls.
- 10:00 AM - 1 PM: Drive to the waterfalls. The trip itself was an adventure. The roads were in terrible condition, which provided a lot of bumps, which also meant a lot of beautiful scenery to look at from the car. I also became very good friends with the people I was travelling with, we had a laugh, and the driver was not sure about the location, but we saw some beautiful scenery on the way.
- 1:00 PM: Waterfall. It was beautiful, but it was not what I expected. I was expecting a short bus ride, but walking through a forest for hours… that was a lot. I also got to swim in a pond with some of the locals, I really felt part of it. Best decision I made on the trip.
- 7:00 PM: Back to the resort. Exhausted but happy.
- 8:00 PM: Decided to head out.
- 9:00 PM: Dinner on a beach. A fire was set, and someone had a guitar. This was a moment of complete clarity and tranquility.
Day 4: Departure (and a Longing Look Back)
- 9:00 AM: Final breakfast. Still, lukewarm coffee. A bittersweet goodbye.
- 10:00 AM: Packed, desperately trying to shove everything back into my suitcase. The aforementioned oversized hat barely fit.
- 11:00 AM: Check out. Said a tearful goodbye to the charming staff and left.
- 12:00 PM: Taxi to the airport. Reflected on the past few days. It wasn't perfect. There were moments of frustration, moments of exhaustion, and a near-death experience with a cashew nut. But it was real. It was vibrant. It was Goa. And I loved it.
- 1:00 PM: Departed. Already planning my return. Because, honestly, Goa? You've got me.
Escape to Paradise: FAQ - Somy Anjuna Resort (Because Let's Be Honest, You Have Questions...and So Do I!)
Okay, so you're thinking about Somy Anjuna Resort in Goa? Smart move! Goa is a vibe, and Anjuna... well, Anjuna's a specific vibe. Let's dive in, shall we? I've been down that sandy road, so I'm here to spill the tea (or the cold Kingfisher, whatever your preference!).
1. Is Somy Anjuna Resort ACTUALLY paradise? Or is it just Instagram paradise? 🌴
Ugh, the million-dollar question, right? Look, let's be real. True paradise? Probably not. But Instagram paradise? Oh yeah, it definitely gets you some epic shots. It's beautiful, don’t get me wrong! The pool is gorgeous (and surprisingly clean…or at least it *looked* clean, which is half the battle in Goa). But paradise implies perfection, and as a seasoned traveler (read: someone who makes questionable decisions in pursuit of a good time), I can tell you…perfection doesn't exist, especially when you’re sweating profusely from the humidity. Still, the ocean breeze, the palm trees swaying...it's pretty darn close. Just maybe don't expect your room to be *flawlessly* air-conditioned. More on that later…
2. What's the vibe like? Is it a party scene or more chill? (And does "chill" mean I can actually relax?) 🧘♀️
Okay, this is key. Anjuna itself is known for being a bit livelier. This resort is definitely more on the chill side, but it's not *monastically* quiet. You get a nice balance. During the day, you'll hear some music drifting over from the beach clubs, which I found was a fantastic soundtrack for napping by the pool (a vital skill, FYI). Evenings? Maybe some low-key chatter, maybe a little live music at the bar. You're not going to be kept up all night by a raging party, which is a HUGE plus. But "chill" doesn't ALWAYS mean relaxation. One night, I swear, some rogue, mosquito-like thing found its way into my room and spent approximately 3 hours buzzing around my head like a tiny, airborne chainsaw. It won. I lost sleep. That was not chill. But hey, you win some, you lose some...mostly you lose sleep, apparently.
3. The Rooms: Are they truly Insta-worthy, or are they more "rustic charm" (aka, a polite way of saying 'a bit rough around the edges?') 🛌
Alright, let's get real about the rooms. They are, indeed, photoable. Think clean lines, bright colours, maybe a cute balcony. But... and there's always a but, isn't there? My first room, and I'm not joking, had a "charming" (I am using the term loosely) water stain on the ceiling. It was a *feature*, the staff assured me. A *feature*. Okay. So I have to say that some of them are gorgeous, some are... well, let's just say they have character. Check the AC immediately! That's crucial in Goa. I learned this the hard way during my first stay, when the AC in my room decided to take a vacation of its own. It was like sleeping in a sauna. I was drenched in sweat within minutes, and battling what felt like an actual war with the aforementioned mosquito-like creature. Eventually, after much pleading, I was moved to a different room. Lesson learned: if the AC's not working, speak up! They're usually pretty accommodating.
4. THE FOOD! Tell me about the food! Is it good? Is it safe? (Because nobody wants a vacation riddled with food poisoning!) 🍽️
The food is…good! Not Michelin-star good, but genuinely tasty. The breakfast buffet is decent, with the usual suspects: eggs (cooked to order, which is a win), toast, fruit. The lunch and dinner menus have a nice mix of Indian and Western options. I'm a sucker for a good butter chicken, and theirs was definitely up to scratch (though, full disclosure, my judgement may be clouded by a lifelong love affair with creamy, spicy goodness). As for safety? Look, I'm no food safety expert, but I didn't get sick, which is a win in my book. Just be smart, you know? Stick to cooked food, avoid dodgy-looking street stalls (unless your stomach is a cast-iron beast), and wash your hands (duh!). I did have one slightly dodgy moment with some questionable ice cream, but that's on me. Don't be me. Be cautious.
5. The Location: How close is it to the beach, shops, and… well, everything? 🗺️
The location is pretty darn good. It's close to Anjuna Beach, walking distance if you're feeling energetic (or fueled by caffeine, like me). There are shops and restaurants nearby, so you're not completely isolated. You can easily grab a tuk-tuk or rent a scooter (be careful on those!) to explore further afield. I highly recommend a sunset trip to Vagator. The views are incredible. Getting around is easy – which is absolutely crucial when you’re navigating your way between beaches, bars, and the ever-present temptation to buy all the colourful sarongs. Seriously, I almost lost my mind with the amount of sarongs I was tempted to buy. I ended up giving some away as gifts when I got home, a helpful tip for those who want to fit in more luggage for the way back.
6. Are there any hidden fees or things I should be aware of? (Because nobody likes unpleasant surprises!) 💰
Always check the fine print, my friends! Though generally, Somy Anjuna Resort is pretty upfront. But pay attention to taxes and service charges. Ask about any potential extras, like airport transfers, before you book. And be prepared to haggle! Especially for tuk-tuk rides. They will try to charge you tourist prices, so be assertive, but also friendly (it's Goa, after all!). And tip your staff. They work hard, and a little extra goes a long way. And, a small but crucial tip: bring your own toiletries. While they often provide the basics, better safe than sorry.
7. The Staff: Are they friendly and helpful? (Because nobody wants to deal with grumpy people on vacation!) 🙂
The staff is generally lovely! They're mostly friendly and try their best to be helpful. They're used to tourists, so they're pretty good at dealing with our endless requests (and sometimes, our endless complaints!). Don't expect five-star service, but they genuinely try to make your stay pleasant. Sometimes, communication can be a little tricky, but a smile and a bit of patience go a long way. Remember that English might not be their first language, so be respectful and try to understand. And tip generously if you liked the service! It made a big difference in my experience. I tipped my room service guy after a particularly challenging AC incident. He was extremely helpful, and let's just say it resulted in a room change that saved meEscape to Avid Hotel Fort Mill: Carowinds Thrills Await!
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