Wakeeney's BEST Hotel? Unbelievable Deals at Western Plus Inn & Suites!
Wakeeney's BEST Hotel? Unbelievable Deals at Western Plus Inn & Suites!
Wakeeney's BEST Hotel? Seriously? Western Plus Inn & Suites - My Unfiltered Take!
Okay, so the title promised “Unbelievable Deals” at the Western Plus Inn & Suites in Wakeeney. Let’s just say my definition of “unbelievable” might differ. I’m writing this from the… well, let’s just say “soundproofed” (more on that later) room, and the experience has been… an experience.
First, the name itself. "Western Plus Inn & Suites." Sounds like a place your grandma would book, am I right? And honestly, it kinda is. But hey, sometimes grandma knows best, especially when you're driving through Kansas and desperately need a place to crash.
Accessibility & Getting Around: A Mixed Bag
Right off the bat, I will say they seem to try with accessibility. Wheelchair accessible seems genuinely incorporated, at least in the public areas. I saw ramps, and wide doorways. That's a HUGE plus for many. The car park [free of charge]? Score! Always a good start. And they've got car park [on-site]. Bonus points. Getting around in a wheelchair? well there is elevator!
The Room – Where the Adventure Begins (And Sometimes Doesn't End)
My room is a… let’s call it a “lived-in” experience. The carpeting definitely has seen some miles. But hey, it's got air conditioning which is a godsend in Kansas. And I swear I can hear the distant rumble of the highway, even though it's a soundproofed room! So, that's a win I guess?
**Speaking of the room: the Wi-Fi here is advertised as "Wi-Fi [free]" and it is. Praise the digital gods! "Internet access - wireless" and "Internet access - LAN" are also available. **
They have a desk in here, so I can work. Good for me. Also has a laptop workspace. This is good. The mirror is kind of hazy, though, and makes you wonder what the last guest was getting up to, but hey, at least there is one. Non-smoking rooms, thankfully. Because the thought of a smoke-filled room in this place? Shudders.
The bathroom… well, it's got the basics. The toiletries are… basic. Think travel-sized everything. The water is hot, the towels are…towels. There is a bathtub and a separate shower/bathtub. Again, good solid essentials.
Hygiene and Safety - A Big Priority? Maybe
They are trying. Major points for having Anti-viral cleaning products, and they're advertising Daily disinfection in common areas, the Rooms sanitized between stays and Professional-grade sanitizing services. And they have Hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere. Kudos.
The Amenities Game – A Few Wins, Mostly Misses
Let's talk about the "things to do." They boast a swimming pool. Now, I didn't love the pool. The swimming pool [outdoor] was ok, but there was no Pool with view. But It does the job, the water was clean, and it was a welcome respite from the Kansas heat. Fitness center: yes Spa: not so much… Sauna: nope… Steamroom: nada.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Bring Your Expectations Down a Notch
Okay, the food situation. They have a breakfast [buffet]. I'm not going to lie, it was… underwhelming. Western breakfast? More like “barely-there breakfast.” There was some fruit, some instant oatmeal, a sad collection of pastries that looked like they'd been sitting out since the Eisenhower administration. The Coffee shop looked closed, and so did the restaurants. But there is Room service [24-hour], which I might consider.
There is a Snack bar, which is good… just a few vending machines actually. Sigh. Bottle of water? Yes, a welcome gift. No Poolside bar, sadly.
Services and Conveniences – Making it Work
The concierge? Non-existent. The Daily housekeeping was fine. Dry cleaning is available, apparently. And they have a Cash withdrawal option. So, not a ton of fancy service.
For the Kids?
There's a Family/child friendly vibe, but I didn't see much in the way of specific Kids facilities. No playground, no game room, nothing beyond maybe a terrible kids meal. Babysitting service: no.
The Good, The Bad, and the Really Not Great
The good: Clean-ish, convenient location, the pool (for real). Free Wi-Fi. Air conditioning. Free parking! The bad: The food needs some serious love. The "spa" and "sauna" promises are a lie. "Soundproofed" is a stretch. The really not great: The overall feeling of… well, let’s just say it: “budget-friendly.” It's the kind of place where you know the towels have been washed, but you don't want to linger on the thought.
Final Verdict: Should you stay?
Listen, if you’re passing through Wakeeney and need a place to sleep, and you're not expecting the Ritz-Carlton, the Western Plus Inn & Suites will do. It's fine. But if you're looking for a vacation experience, you might be better off looking elsewhere. Just don't expect "unbelievable deals" to include Michelin-star dining or a luxurious spa day. This place is about function, not fancy. It’s the kind of place you end up in when you're tired, hungry, and the next town is a hundred miles away. And sometimes, that's all you need. 3 out of 5 stars, with a heavy dose of "it'll do."
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause this ain't your grandma's perfectly polished travel itinerary. This is… well, this is my experience, warts and all, in the glorious, dusty heart of Kansas: The Best Western Plus Wakeeney Inn and Suites. Let's get messy.
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (But with a Pool!)
- 2:00 PM: Landed in Hays. Hays, Kansas, population… well, let's just say it's not bustling. Took the rental car (a beige sedan, affectionately dubbed "The Biscuit") and the drive, which, honestly, felt like 4 hours of "Are we there yet?" even though it was only an hour. Kansas is flat, y’all. Like, really flat. You can see your future and the weather forecast simultaneously.
- 3:00 PM: Arrived at the Best Western in Wakeeney. First impressions? Clean. Surprisingly clean. Like, someone actually cares about the cleanliness of a roadside motel in the middle of Kansas. Kudos. The front desk person, a woman named Darlene with a smile that could launch a thousand ships (or at least make you feel slightly less guilty for arriving early), checked me in. She even offered cookies. Cookies! My mood instantly improved by, like, 200%. I’m a sucker for a good chocolate chip.
- 3:30 PM: Room assessment. Standard… but okay. Two queen beds, a flat-screen TV (bless!), and… a pool? An indoor pool? In Wakeeney? My inner child squealed with delight. It's like the universe was listening to my unspoken plea for aquatic joy. Packing my swimsuit, I'm a happy camper!
- 4:00 PM: Pool time! Oh, sweet, chlorinated bliss. The water felt… adequate. Not pristine, mind you, but warm and inviting after the long day of driving. Spotted a young couple doing laps, a single kid bombing around like a torpedo, and a family just chilling in the whirlpool. I watched them enjoy their time.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner at Little Italy down the street. Okay, hear me out. This place? Charming. The pizza? Surprisingly good. The waitress, bless her heart, was a whirlwind of efficiency and genuine friendliness. Felt like a real local experience, even if the "Italian" was a bit… Kansas Italian. The breadsticks were phenomenal.
- 7:00 PM: Sat in the room watching TV. Feeling a little… restless. You know that feeling of quiet dread that creeps in when you're in a new place, alone, and trying to figure out what to do with yourself? Yeah, that. I think I'll go sit in the hot tub.
- 9:00 PM: Hot tub time. (Yes, again. Because, why not?) Met a retired couple from Nebraska who talked about their travels to the other side of the world. After the relaxing time in the hot tub, I was ready for bed.
- 10:00 PM: Lights out. Managed to get some sleep.
Day 2: The High Plains and… More Pool Time!
- 7:00 AM: Alarm. Ugh. Coffee and the promised breakfast. The breakfast was a standard hotel breakfast: eggs, bacon, fruit, and cereal that tasted like cardboard. I'm not complaining though - it filled a tummy.
- 8:00 AM: Decided to visit the famous World's Largest Van (It’s a thing! Look it up!) and the Trego County Historical Museum. The van was… well, it was big. And a van. The museum was delightful! A real treasure trove of local history. I learned more about the history of Wakeeney than I ever thought I would. It's a small town, with a lot of heart.
- 11:00 AM: A random stop at a local bakery. Purchased a donut that was the size of my head. Delicious, sugar-fueled heaven.
- 12:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Needed a nap. Travel is exhausting!
- 2:00 PM: Pool time (again!). This time, joined in on the fun. I had a conversation with a woman at the pool, and it just felt like a warm, comfortable experience. It was like a mini-therapy session in a watery wonderland.
- 4:00 PM: Decided I was going to take a very long walk. Got on my walking shoes and went for a long walk, and decided to take it through the town.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a local diner. Ate a gigantic burger. It wasn't fancy, but it was exactly what I needed.
- 7:00 PM: Back to the room. Feel very sleepy.
- 8:00 PM: Decide to watch a movie at hotel.
- 10:00 PM: Lights out. Feeling content.
Day 3: Departure, and the Unexpected Charm of the Heartland
- 7:00 AM: Woke up, got dressed, and packed.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel; same as yesterday.
- 9:00 AM: Checked out of the Best Western. Said goodbye to Darlene, who seemed genuinely sad to see me go (maybe it was just the cookies).
- 9:30 AM: Started the drive back to Hays.
- 11:00 AM: Saying goodbye to the Midwest.
Final Thoughts:
Okay, let's be honest. Wakeeney isn't Paris. It's not a destination you'd see in a glossy travel magazine. But… it was good. The Best Western was surprisingly comfortable. The people were genuinely friendly. The pool was a lifesaver. Kansas itself? It's a challenge. But that challenge is also real and authentic. Kansas showed a bit of grit, a bit of heart, a bit of quirky charm. It was an eye-opening experience. I might even go back. Okay, probably not soon. But maybe someday. Maybe.
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Is this place really the “best” in Wakeeney? Like, *really*?
Okay, let's be real for a hot second. "Best" is a subjective term, right? Depends on your definition of "best." If your criteria are: a clean bed, functioning air conditioning (fingers crossed!), and a free continental breakfast… then yeah, maybe. But let's just say my expectations were… adjusted. Remember that time I stayed at a '5-star' hotel (according to a dodgy website). It even had a swimming pool, which I never used. This place has no pool. That's one small win.
Honestly? I've seen worse. I've stayed in places that smelled like a retired bowling alley and a forgotten gym sock decided to have a love child. This place... well, it doesn't smell like *that*. But "best"? C'mon. It's a solid 3-star, maybe a generous 3.5. Let's leave it at that.
Those "Unbelievable Deals?" What's the catch? Spill the tea!
The "Unbelievable Deals" are… *there*. They exist. I think. You'll probably find some discounts if you book online, especially midweek. Don't go expecting a penthouse suite for the price of a Happy Meal, though. My advice? Call them directly. Negotiate. Be polite, but firm. You're a savvy traveler, right? (Even if you're not, fake it till you make it.)
Okay, the "catch" is probably this: it's Wakeeney. Things are generally cheaper here. And maybe they're cutting costs somewhere else. But hey, if you're driving through, need a place to crash, and don't want to spend a fortune, it's worth a look. Just… manage your expectations. REALLY manage them. Like, picture a deal, then imagine it being *slightly* less unbelievable. There, you're about right.
Tell me about the rooms… what's the VIBE?
Vibe, huh? Okay. Picture this: the rooms are… functional. They are absolutely functional. Let's go with… *efficient*. It's not like your jaw will drop and you go "WOW, SO MODERN!" More like a "Huh. Okay. Works. Good."
The decor? Think "beige." Beige walls. Beige carpets. Beige… everything. Maybe a splash of brown. The kind of brown that wouldn't offend your grandma. And that's not necessarily a bad thing. It's clean, it's reasonably well-maintained. The bed was comfy enough. I slept. That, my friends, is a success. It's not the stuff of Instagram dreams, unless your feed is devoted to the quiet heroism of the perfectly-acceptable hotel room.
What's the deal with the breakfast? Is it actually *free*?
Oh, the continental breakfast... this is the area where my memories get hazy, there's something about a waffle maker. Yes, it is. However, the word "continental" should be interpreted as "slightly less impressive than a full-blown brunch buffet." Expect the usual suspects: bagels, toast, maybe some sad-looking pre-packaged pastries, cereal – probably the ones that taste like cardboard, yogurt, and instant coffee. This is where things get personal.
The coffee, dear reader, is… well, it's fuel. It'll jolt you awake. Don't expect a barista-level experience. It's the kind of coffee that gets the job done without any fuss - or flavor. The yogurt! Ah, the yogurt. I think I got one pot that had "expiration date" on the foil. But hey. It was free. You get what you pay for, people. It was functional. I did manage to find a single (and I mean SINGLE) banana. Breakfast is a win because you don't leave hungry. It is a definite win.
Any experiences that stood out? Good or bad? Let's get some juicy details!
Okay, buckle up for this one. This is where it gets *real*. There was this one time… Alright, this is THE story I'm going to share. I had a room on the second floor. I had just come down from a long drive. Got into the room. Everything was… fine. Then, around 2 AM, I woke up to a persistent, *relentless* dripping sound. Like a leaky faucet on steroids. Drip… Drip… DRIP. Annoying doesn't begin to cover it. It was inside the hotel, too. I was a bit too tired/lazy/drowsy to call the front desk.
So, I did what any self-respecting insomniac would: I spent an hour, maybe more, trying to locate the source of the dripping! I went into what I call an "investigative journey" in my underwear. I ended up looking down at my hands in the dark. I didn't sleep a wink. I was half-convinced it was a poltergeist. In the end, and only because I'm an idiot, I realized the AC unit had been leaking all the water out. I just couldn't see it. I should have called the front desk. Ugh.
So the next morning, at the *free* breakfast, I found myself staring at a half-eaten stale waffle, filled with rage that had nothing to do with the waffle. It was the lingering drip. It was the sleep I didn't get. The front desk apologized and gave me a discount on my next stay. No, really. Still… I'll never forget that dripping. And that’s THE memory I'll replay every time I go past. You've been warned.
What about the staff? Are they friendly? Helpful? Or are they…tired?
The staff? They were…fine. They certainly weren't leaping over the counter with joy at my arrival. I got the impression they'd seen a lot of weary travelers, possibly with dripping AC units. But they were polite. They checked me in efficiently. They answered my questions (eventually). No complaints, but no particular reason to write ballads about their customer service prowess.
Look, they're probably working hard. They're in Wakeeney. I'm guessing they deal with a lot of…well, *interesting* personalities. So, yeah, friendly enough. Not exactly "Disney World" levels of enthusiasm. Let's call it… realistically pleasant.
Is it kid-friendly? (I'm traveling with a small army!)
Kid-friendly? Hmm. They don't have a pool. I think that'll be the deciding factor. There's nothingPrince Hotel Seoul: Your Royal Escape Awaits!
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