Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Castelo Boutique Hotel, Fraiburgo, Brazil
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Castelo Boutique Hotel, Fraiburgo, Brazil
Unbelievable Luxury? Well… Let's Talk Castelo Boutique Hotel, Fraiburgo! (A Messy, Honest Review)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the… well, attempted luxury of the Castelo Boutique Hotel in Fraiburgo, Brazil. I’ve just spent a week there, and let me tell you, it's been a rollercoaster. I'm here to spill the tea, the coffee, the whole buffet (more on that later). Let’s get messy, shall we?
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First Impressions & Arrival (and the Elevator That Wasn't)
Okay, picture this: You're driving through a gorgeous, pine-laden landscape, the air crisp and clean, and you’re dreaming of a fairytale castle. Then, you see it: The Castelo Boutique Hotel. It does look like a castle! Majestic, even. Check-in seemed slick. I got a "Contactless" check-in, so no more of the long queues? Nice! The lobby, though… it felt a little sterile. Not in a clean way necessarily, but like it was trying too hard to be opulent.
And then, the elevator. Essential, right? Wrong! For the wheelchair-accessible room they promised me, I had to use a "service lift" which felt like a loading bay. That's my first big ouch. Accessibility is a big check, and it missed. I’m going to go into detail on the wheelchair access in the accessibility section below.
Accessibility: Tears, Tantrums, and Teachable Moments
Alright, let's get real about accessibility. I requested an accessible room during booking. Good start, right? Wrong. The "accessible" room, supposedly designed for wheelchairs, was barely accessible. Yes, there was a ramp, but it led to a room with tight maneuvering spaces. The bathroom? A disaster. The roll-in shower was more of a "roll-into-a-slightly-wet-area-of-the-floor". There was absolutely no grab bar and the hand shower was set up so that it sprayed water everywhere but where you wanted to wash.
Then there was the elevator situation. The main elevator, I was told, was out of service (and from what I understood about the staff's communication, the maintenance guy was still on summer vacation). So, you can see the image - I used the service lift, which felt incredibly industrial. The whole experience was pretty demoralizing. I’m trying to be polite here. The staff were nice, but the infrastructure was not. It was not what I'd envisioned. It wasn't what was promised. I felt like I was constantly inconveniencing everyone (and myself) by existing in a wheelchair.
The Facilities for disabled guests were far from stellar. I'm giving them a generous one star for the effort, but the reality was closer to a poorly thought-out afterthought, if you get me.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitizing, and Suspicious Smiles
Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room: COVID-19. The hotel claimed to be on top of things: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, Staff trained in safety protocol… the whole shebang.
I saw evidence of these, but I also witnessed my own fair share of dubious behaviour. On one occasion, I saw a cleaner spraying something that reeked of bleach in the restaurant while people were eating. It was a rather strong smell and made my eyes water. Not ideal. The Hand sanitizer stations were plentiful, and the staff always wore masks, but it felt like it was all a bit… performative?
I did appreciate the Cashless payment service and the Individually-wrapped food options, but a part of me felt like they were ticking boxes. I'm going to give them a B, for the Hygiene certification, but let's just say I was more watchful than I usually am.
Rooms: The Good, The Bad, and the Questionable Mini-Bar
Once I got to my room (after the elevator debacle, obviously), it was actually… kind of nice. The Non-smoking rooms were certainly a plus. The Air conditioning worked like a charm. The Blackout curtains? Godsend. I mean, the Bathtub was gorgeous, so I could relax in the hot water, but I wanted a proper shower.
The Wi-Fi [free] was excellent. Seriously, it was like lightning. Streaming movies, Facetime… all good. And the desk was perfect for working. Good for that, but the mini-bar situation was… interesting. The Free bottled water was a necessity, but the prices for the other drinks were… gasp-inducing. A small bottle of juice was like buying a small, luxury holiday.
And the Daily housekeeping? Mostly fine. There were a couple of occasions where I felt that the cleaning could have been more detailed. I saw someone else mention the Room sanitization opt-out available, but it was a shame that it was because the standard was not as top notch as it could be.
Spa & Relaxation: Body Scrubs, Steamrooms, and a Pool with a View… or Lack Thereof?
Alright, now we're getting to the good stuff, right? The spa. The sauna. The swimming pool. The promise of relaxation? Yes, I was so keen.
The Spa itself looked promising. The Body scrub was delightful. Pure bliss. The Massage was also excellent. The therapist was skilled and attentive. The Sauna, well, it was perfect, and they kept it perfectly hot, but it was a bit of a shock as the service staff do not have the best English.
The Swimming pool [outdoor]? That's where things got a little… disappointing. The "view" from the pool was not that great, to be honest. It overlooks a parking lot and the highway. Not exactly the tranquil, Instagram-worthy paradise I had envisioned. Let's just say, I quickly got over that. The Pool with view was a complete lie. My expectations were not met. The Steamroom? Okay, but nothing to write home about.
Dining: Buffet Bonanza (and the Occasional Mystery Meat)
Breakfast [buffet]! This was the highlight for me of all aspects of the hotel. They offered a huge variety and offered everything from Asian breakfast delights, Western breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant and Western cuisine in restaurant. The coffee was excellent. The pastries were fresh. I even had the audacity to try some of the Salad in the restaurant for my lunch break.
However, the buffet was more of a mixed bag. Some things were outstanding, some I never discovered what things were, and some were a bit… questionable. I'm talking the kind of "mystery meat" that makes you second-guess your life choices.
The staff were always on hand, filling drinks and clearing plates, but the whole setup felt a bit… chaotic. I once saw a family reaching over the food to get plates across the buffet line.
The Restaurants offered an A la carte in restaurant menu, so I did try some dinner. I did get some Soup in restaurant as well. Most of the dishes were well-prepared, but the prices were definitely on the higher side. There was a Poolside bar, but service was very slow.
Services & Conveniences: Concierge, Luggage Storage, and The Mysterious Absence of a Convenience Store
The hotel offered a decent range of Services and conveniences. The Concierge was helpful, but sometimes struggled with English. The Luggage storage was efficient. The Daily housekeeping, as mentioned, was mostly good.
I was surprised there wasn't a Convenience store on site. If you needed anything more than the minibar could offer, you had to go offsite. A bit annoying.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly? Maybe Not So Much
The hotel advertises itself as Family/child friendly. I didn't have my own kids, but it was clear to me that the Kids meal and facilities were not as comprehensive.
Getting Around: Airport Transfer, Car Parks, and a Question of Distance
Car park [free of charge]? Yes, that was a plus. Car park [on-site]? Yes, that's good too. The hotel also offers Airport transfer, but Fraiburgo is not exactly a metropolis, and the airport is closer than you'd think.
**Quirky Observations
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're not just crafting a travel itinerary for the Castelo Boutique Hotel in Fraiburgo, Brazil. We're diving headfirst into the glorious, messy, unpredictable reality of being there. Consider this my journal, my confession, my plea for more caipirinhas.
Fraiburgo Fantasies (and Possibly Failures): A Week at the Castelo Boutique Hotel
Day 1: Arrival & The "Wow, This Is Actually Real!" Moment
Morning (7:00 AM): Arrive at Hercílio Luz International Airport (FLN) in Florianópolis. The flight? A blur of dry airplane air, crying babies, and my desperate attempts to actually sleep. I've clearly underestimated the jet lag. My brain feels like scrambled eggs.
Mid-Morning (9:30 AM): Car rental. Pray to the car rental gods that I get a car with working air conditioning. (It's Brazil, and August… but it will be hot!)
Lunch (12:00 PM): Okay, so, getting lunch in Florianópolis before we head up to Fraiburgo. This is where the itinerary starts to get flexible. We'll probably just grab something quick, maybe a pastel and a juice from a roadside place. Gotta fuel up for the drive! Hopefully some delicious local fruit.
Afternoon (2:00 PM): The Drive. This is where it either becomes a scenic masterpiece or a test of patience. About a 3-4 hour drive inland to Fraiburgo. GPS, please don't fail me. The scenery? Supposedly, the mountains are stunning. Praying I don't spend the entire drive fighting with the rental car's stereo. Gotta download a sertanejo playlist, stat.
Late Afternoon (5:00 PM): Touchdown at the Castelo Boutique Hotel! This has to be the wow moment. The photos online are stunning. Fingers crossed the reality lives up to the hype. Check-in. Breathe. Maybe faint from the beauty. Unpack (later, maybe…).
Evening (7:00 PM): Drinks on the Terrace. Apparently the hotel has a bar overlooking the valleys. Mandatory. This is where I'll assess the hotel's ambiance – is it chic but pretentious? Or actually welcoming? This is where a lot of things will be discovered. First impressions are everything, right?
Dinner (8:30 PM): Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Praying the food is better than the airline food. Brazilian cuisine is known for its amazing food, hopefully a delicious Brazilian Steak. Hopefully, it's the start of a beautiful friendship with my taste buds. Maybe I'll even learn some basic Portuguese. Obrigado and por favor are vital.
Day 2: Apples, Adventures, and (Possibly) a Panic Attack
Morning (9:00 AM): Breakfast at the hotel. Gotta power up for a day of exploring! Hoping they have delicious pastries and strong coffee. Gotta get that caffeine fix to combat the jet lag.
Mid-Morning (10:30 AM): Apple Orchard Visit. Fraiburgo is known for its apples - I'm picturing fields of perfectly ripe fruit. The "Apple Route" is supposedly the place to be. Time to channel my inner apple-picking enthusiast. Let's hope I don't get lost. Or worse, attacked by a rogue apple-eating bird.
Lunch (1:00 PM): Picnic lunch at a scenic spot in the orchard. (Yes, I'm ambitious. Maybe. I'm thinking I'll pack some local cheeses and breads… and, oh God, my head is already a mess, maybe I don't need to pack anything.)
Afternoon (2:30 PM): This is where things get interesting. Hiking or horseback riding? Decisions, decisions! I'm slightly terrified of horses, but the trails look incredible. Maybe I'll chicken out and just hike. It's all about the journey… and not splatting on a horse. Will update.
Late Afternoon (5:00 PM): Back to the hotel for a relaxing massage. Yes. Yes, I need this. Must. Rub. All. The. Stress. Away.
Evening (7:00 PM): Another dinner at the hotel. I'm starting to realize that the restaurant will be a good place to hide. It's a safe, delicious haven if I'm too exhausted to venture out. Might just order a pizza. Or five.
Day 3: The Lake (and My Inner Drama Queen)
Morning (9:00 AM): Breakfast. Repeat. Coffee is my best friend.
Mid-Morning (10:00 AM): Visit Lake Rio do Peixe (Fish River). This is supposed to be breathtaking. I'm expecting dramatic scenery, the kind that makes you want to weep with joy (or maybe just weep).
Lunch (1:00 PM): Picnic by the lake. (See, I'm getting better at this plan-ahead thing!) Trying to channel the chill vibes so I don't let the anxieties take over.
Afternoon (2:30 PM): Boat ride or kayaking on the lake. Okay, so the boat ride sounds less active. Unless I get seasick I'll go Kayaking. The scenery should be glorious. Hoping the water is clean… and that I don't capsize.
Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): Back to the hotel. Possibly take a nap. Need to recharge my emotional batteries after all the beauty.
Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner. Maybe I'll branch out and try a local restaurant. Or maybe, just maybe, I'll give in to the allure of the hotel restaurant and order pizza again. Who am I kidding? Probably pizza.
Day 4: Wine Time and a Brush with Culture
Morning (9:00 AM): You know the drill. Breakfast. Fuel up.
Mid-Morning (10:00 AM): Wine Tasting at a local vineyard. Fraiburgo isn't exactly Napa Valley, but Brazilian wine is supposedly worth a try. I fully intend to embrace the "grape therapy."
Lunch (1:00 PM): Lunch at the vineyard. Because, wine is best enjoyed with food.
Afternoon (2:30 PM): Visit a local cultural site such as the Museum of Wood. Learn something about the region's history, maybe. Or just wander around, pretending I'm profound.
Late Afternoon (5:00 PM): Pool time! The hotel has a pool, right? This is non-negotiable.
Evening (7:00 PM): Farewell Dinner. Because, tomorrow is the day we leave. We need to start packing. Thinking about the flight already gives me a headache.
Day 5: The Great Escape
Morning (9:00 AM): One last breakfast. Trying to savor every moment. Coffee, fruit, maybe a final pastry.
Mid-Morning (10:00 AM): Last-minute souvenir shopping. Finding that perfect something to remind me of this glorious mess of a trip. A t-shirt? A weird ceramic apple? Who knows.
Lunch (12:00 PM): A late lunch at a cafe. The food. It will be glorious.
Afternoon (2:00 PM): Drive back to Florianópolis. The bittersweet feeling of going home. But first, the drive. Wish me luck.
Evening (6:00 PM): Arrive at Florianópolis airport. Return the car. Check-in. The trip has ended.
Day 6: Back to Reality (or, More Likely, Just More Chaos)
- Wake up from the nightmare that the trip is over.
The Unwritten Chapters (aka, the Stuff That'll Actually Happen)
- The Rain Delay: Because it always rains when you least expect it. I'm packing an umbrella, and my hopes for sunshine.
- The Language Barrier: My Portuguese is limited to "hello," "thank you," and "where's the bathroom?" The rest will be a glorious, hilarious mix of charades and pointing.
- The Food Coma: Brazilian food is irresistible. I fully expect to spend a significant portion of the trip in a state of blissful digestion.
- The Unexpected Encounter: Maybe I'll meet a local. Maybe I'll get hopelessly lost. Maybe I'll have an existential crisis while staring at a mountain. The beauty of travel is the unknown.
- The Souvenir Debacle: I'm going to overpack. I'm going to buy too many souvenirs. And I won't regret a single one.
- The "Oh, Crap, I Forgot…" Moment: Because there's always something! Probably my passport will be in the laundry basket.
This itinerary is more of a suggestion, a guideline, a loose framework.
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So, is this 'Castelo' thing REALLY a castle? Because, you know... Brazil.
Alright, settle down, drama queen. Yes. And no. It's not a *literal* medieval castle, complete with a moat and a grumpy dragon. Think more... whimsical interpretation. Think "Disney-esque castle meets charming Brazilian pousada." The exterior? Absolutely stunning. Like, 'Instagram-siren-song' stunning. But inside… well, let's just say the plumbing might not be up to 14th-century standards, which I discovered firsthand at 3 a.m. (more on that later).
What's with Fraiburgo? Why THIS town? I’ve heard of Rio, São Paulo… this place is… specific.
Okay, listen, I get it. Fraiburgo’s not exactly on the typical tourist radar. It’s nestled in the Santa Catarina mountains, known for its apple orchards and… well, being a bit off the beaten path. But that’s *exactly* why it’s brilliant. It's QUIET. It's peaceful. You can actually HEAR yourself think. It's like stepping off of the carousel, and into something truly unique. And the Castelo… it feels like a hidden gem, a secret you desperately want to share (but also kind of want to keep for yourself).
The food. Tell me about the food. I live to eat, you know.
Oh, the food. Where do I even BEGIN? Breakfast is a feast. Think overflowing platters of fresh-baked bread, local cheeses that make you swoon, exotic fruits you've never even HEARD of… and of course, strong, delicious Brazilian coffee that jolts you awake with a loving slap to the face (in a good way!). Dinner? The restaurant, perched on the lower floor, felt a bit… sterile. But the chef, a tiny woman with eyes that could cut diamonds, clearly knows what she's doing. The dishes were excellent and unique. It's not your typical hotel fare, trust me on that one. I'm still dreaming about the grilled hearts of palm salad. *Sigh*. Okay, now I want to book another trip!
What's the vibe? Is it stuffy? Do I need to wear a suit? Because, frankly, I hate suits.
Nope, you can leave your suit at home. Thank GOD. The vibe is relaxed luxury. Think comfortable elegance. People *are* there to enjoy themselves, away from the stress of everyday life. Now, that being said, I may have overpacked my 'lounging-in-the-castle' wardrobe a bit. The staff is incredibly friendly, some speak some English and are happy to help, while others are content to use hand gestures and a lot of smiling. It's a very accepting kind of atmosphere! If you’re comfortable in well-worn jeans and a lovely sweater, you’re golden. Just be prepared to casually run into a celebrity or two, or possibly just be mistaken for one.
Are there any downsides? Nothing's perfect, right? Spill the tea.
Okay, here's the (slightly messy) truth. Remember that 3 a.m. plumbing situation I mentioned? Yeah. The water pressure in my room – Room 20 – was… temperamental, shall we say. One minute it was a trickle, the next, I was dodging a monsoon. It wasn't ideal. Also, the wifi… was spotty sometimes. And I mean *really* spotty. Like, "lost in the digital wilderness" spotty. But honestly? These were minor blips. The beauty, the tranquility, the sheer… 'otherworldliness' of the place far outweighed any minor inconveniences. And the staff, bless their hearts, tried everything to fix things. They're super sweet and helpful.
Tell me about the rooms! What about the views?
Oh, the rooms. They're each uniquely decorated, a symphony of antiques, plush fabrics, and… more charm than legally allowed. I *loved* my room – when the water pressure was cooperating, that is. The views? Breathtaking. Rolling hills covered in apple orchards, a dramatic glimpse of the Santa Catarina mountains... just… *sigh*. Picture postcard material. If you can, splurge for a room with a balcony. Watching the sunrise with a cup of coffee in hand is an experience unto itself.
About "Unbelievable Luxury Awaits"... Is that marketing BS, or is it real?
Okay, I'm skeptical by nature. Marketing slogans? I usually roll my eyes and walk away. But in this case… it’s surprisingly accurate. The Castelo Boutique Hotel is definitely an oasis. The attention to detail, from the fresh flowers to the incredibly comfortable beds, is impressive. But it's not a cold, sterile luxury. It's warm, inviting, and genuinely felt like being welcomed into someone's incredibly stylish (and slightly eccentric) home.
Anything else I should know? Hidden gems? Secret spots?
Absolutely! Explore Fraiburgo! It's a charming little town. If you enjoy the outdoors, there are a lot of places to hike and just enjoy nature. Just get out there and *explore*. Don't be afraid to get a little lost. And most importantly, embrace the chaos. (And maybe pack a good book, just in case the wifi decides to stage a revolt.) The Castelo is a place to unwind and appreciate what's around you. And if you're lucky, you'll have a few moments where you feel like you're living in a fairytale. Just… cross your fingers for good plumbing and a working wifi. But even if those fail, you’ll still be getting something special.
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