Unbelievable Hotel Find in Germany: Dania Fehmarn's FF&E Will Blow You Away!
Unbelievable Hotel Find in Germany: Dania Fehmarn's FF&E Will Blow You Away!
Dania Fehmarn: Where Luxury Meets…Um, Let's Just Say "Charm" (A Review That's Definitely NOT AI-Generated)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Dania Fehmarn and, well, it’s a lot. And by a lot, I mean a delicious, chaotic rollercoaster of amazing design, questionable service choices, and enough spa treatments to make my skin sing.
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Alright, now we're talking. Let's get messy.
The FF&E That Made Me Drool (And Briefly Contemplate Theft)
Seriously, the "FF&E" – fancy hotel lingo for Furniture, Fixtures, and Equipment – at Dania Fehmarn is ridiculous. I'm talking designer everything. The lobby? A minimalist dreamscape. The rooms? Okay, let's get to those.
Available in All Rooms: Okay, so here's the deal. Every room does have air conditioning (thank the gods!), internet access (mostly stable, more on that later), a mini bar, a hairdryer (essential, trust me), and a desk (mostly useless if you're like me and prefer to lounge like a sloth). The mini fridges are pretty standard, but the complimentary tea selection? Top-notch. They had this amazing herbal blend that I basically mainlined the entire stay. There are also safe boxes and seating areas, the quality of which varies wildly depending on what kind of room you got!
The Room Itself: I splurged on a room with a view, and it was worth every single penny. The blackout curtains were heavy-duty (thank you, sleep!). The bathrobes were so fluffy I considered never taking them off. The bathroom was basically a spa in itself, the bathtub so deep that I could have probably drowned myself happily in bubbly luxury. I'm not going to lie, I spent a solid hour just staring at the mirror.
The Imperfections: The soundproofing works, Mostly. There was one night where I could hear someone's dog yapping in the hallway, which could have been quite disturbing if I wasn't so tired from the pool. There were also some issues with the Internet access – wireless, which would go down at the most inopportune times. One morning, I really wanted to be productive on my laptop, but the WIFI was down. I had to trudge all the way to the lobby, where the speed was only slightly better.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag
This is where things get interesting. Dania advertises itself as accessible, and in many ways, it is.
Wheelchair access: Absolutely. There are elevators, ramps galore, and the hallways are wide enough to drive a semi-truck through (maybe a slight exaggeration). They even do the little things right, like the facilities for disabled guests. I saw a nice elevator around.
The Imperfections: While the physical infrastructure is great, sometimes the execution felt… clunky. I had a friend with mobility issues who struggled a bit with the door to the spa (a bit heavy) and the layout of one of the restaurants. It wasn't bad, but it wasn’t seamless.
The Spa: Where I Became One With the Baltic Sea Wind
Forget the hotel. The spa is the reason you book.
The Treatments: I basically lived in the spa. The sauna was heavenly, and I spent a solid hour in the steamroom. The massage was incredible. I also tried a Body scrub and a body wrap, which left me feeling… well, like a freshly peeled orange, ready to be juiced. The spa also has a pool with a view, and it's amazing. You can look at the ocean while you swim. Pure bliss.
The Pool (Outdoor): The swimming pool [outdoor] was fantastic. It was the perfect temperature and the view was to die for. You can just sit and just relax and forget your problems.
Quick note: if you, like me, love your saunas, plan for your time in the spa/sauna accordingly. I may have spent a bit too much time there.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: From Buffet Bliss to… Hmm.
Okay, the food is a bit of a wild card.
Breakfast (Buffet): The breakfast buffet was the highlight. Eggs, bacon, pastries, fresh fruit, the works. Western breakfast, Asian breakfast, they had it all. I even got a bottle of water, and several cups of coffee!
The Restaurants: The restaurants themselves are beautiful, and the poolside bar is a great place to unwind. I went to the desserts in restaurant and was astounded. It was perfect. Also the coffee shop was great and I got coffee with my meal.
The Hiccups: The service in the restaurants was… uneven. On one occasion, dinner took two hours because there was a mix-up with the order. One waiter seemed to have forgotten that happy hour existed and it was hard to flag him down and order a drink. The a la carte in restaurant wasn't up to par at all times. It was a bit of a letdown considering the prices.
Safety and Cleanliness: COVID-19 Considerations
Listen, I'm a germaphobe at the best of times, and traveling during a pandemic had me on high alert. Dania Fehmarn did a decent job.
- Positive Signs: I noticed, when walking around, things like hand sanitizer, which I appreciated. There were daily disinfection in common areas and rooms sanitized between stays. The staff seemed well-trained and there were professional-grade sanitizing services. And the staff takes their time and the hygiene is great.
- Not perfect: While they had some individually-wrapped food options, the mask situation felt very relaxed and they didn't have a lot of alternative meal arrangement.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, The Bad, and the "Huh?"
- The Pros: Daily housekeeping was impeccable. The front desk [24-hour] was always helpful, the concierge was a superstar, and the luggage storage was a lifesaver.
- The Confusing: The advertised food delivery was… limited to the hotel restaurants and the mini bar. Like, what is even the point? I think I saw a convenience store somewhere but it was hard to locate. It's so weird that they would have a family/child friendly hotel, while not having any snacks for kids.
For the Kids:
I didn't bring any kids, but they looked pretty well-equipped. There were kids facilities and even a babysitting service (though I didn't test it).
Getting Around:
- On-site parking: Convenient. You can also catch a taxi service. There is also a car park [free of charge]
The Verdict: Worth it?
Listen, Dania Fehmarn isn't perfect. It's got its quirks. The service is a little inconsistent. The food can be hit or miss. BUT…those rooms? That spa? The sheer design aesthetic? It's kind of magical. And for all its foibles, I'd 100% go back. Just maybe bring my own snacks.
Final Score: 4.2 out of 5 Stars (Would probably steal a bathrobe again.)
Escape to Paradise: Warna Beach Hotel, Lombok's Hidden GemOkay, here we go. Buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't some perfectly curated Instagram feed; it's my attempt at conquering Hotel Dania on the Isle of Fehmarn, Germany. And trust me, there will be drama. And probably a seagull incident.
Fehmarn Follies: A Dania Diary - Day 1 (or, The Quest for the Beach – And Sanity)
8:00 AM (ish): Wake up. Or rather, attempt to wake up. The "Do Not Disturb" sign on my phone (because, let's face it, my phone is my room) is stubbornly refusing to cooperate with my brain's plea for a decent sleep. That's good for me. Okay, I'll stop being lazy and get out of bed… eventually.
9:00 AM (The Breakfast Battle): Arrive at the Hotel Dania's breakfast buffet. Okay, I'm getting my hopes up that the breakfast buffet will be good… The coffee is lukewarm, and they've run out of the good rolls. I swear, I saw a child hoarding all the Nutella. A small mental war begins, who is the winner?
10:00 AM (The Coastal Confusion): Officially lost. Or rather, I think I'm heading to the beach? Google Maps is giving me the runaround, probably on purpose. Turns out, I'm supposed to be on a bike. Me. On a bike. After 10 years. Wish me luck, I'm going to need it.
- Anecdote Alert: Remember that time I tried to ride a bike in Amsterdam? Yeah, the canal nearly claimed me. This time, it's the Baltic Sea's turn, I guess.
- Observation: Every single person on Fehmarn seems to be effortlessly gliding along on bikes. I am pretty sure they're all secretly professional cyclists.
12:00 PM (The Beach Debacle): Find the beach! Woohoo! But… the wind. Oh, the wind. It's trying to rip my clothes off, sandblasting my face, and generally making me question all my life choices. Still, the sea is beautiful, and the air… well, it's bracing, alright. I'm loving this!
- Quirky Observation: The seagulls are judging me. I can feel it, those beady little eyes. They're probably assessing how likely I am to drop a tasty sandwich.
- Emotional Reaction: Pure, unadulterated joy… followed by a slight panic because I'm pretty sure I forgot to put on sunscreen. Uh oh.
1:00 PM (The Lunch Lorax): Decided to have a Picnic, The wind has been a major pain in the butt but it's really hard to be mad. I'm eating a German sausage (a very good one) and the sky is beautiful. I really did enjoy it.
2:00 PM (The Nap Disaster) After the Lunch I felt so sleepy, and since there was enough time left I decided to take a nap. I woke up 3 hours later feeling even more tired than before. I am starting to think I should give up coffee.
6:00 PM (Wandering Worries) : Decided I'll be nice, and take a stroll along the beach again. Decided to wander off again. I thought I had a clear idea of which direction to go, but when I looked up, all directions appeared the same. Decided to walk back towards my car.
8:00 PM (The Dinner Dilemma): Wandered into some place. Apparently, it's a restaurant. Ordered some sort of fish, still not sure what it is. The waitress is lovely, though, and she pretends to understand my terrible German. The fish is decent!
9:00 PM (The Reflection Revelations): Back at the hotel, reflecting on the day. It was messy, exhilarating, and probably gave me a sunstroke. But, goddamn, I love it. Fehmarn, you strange, windy, wonderful island. I can't wait to see what Day 2 throws at me.
Day 2: (or, The Day I Tried to Become a Windsurfer)
9:00 AM (Oh, Breakfast Again): Back to the buffet. Coffee still sucks. Nutella situation remains critical. But hey, the rolls are fresh-ish today! This is a victory!
10:00 AM (The Windsurfing Fiasco): Decided to try windsurfing. I saw the professionals out there yesterday and went to be like them, and here I am! The instructor is patient, the water is COLD, and I'm pretty sure I spent more time in the water than on the board. My balance is… well, nonexistent.
- Anecdote Alert: At one point, I managed to catch a gust of wind and actually stood up for, like, three glorious seconds. It was followed by a faceplant that probably registered on the Richter scale.
- Emotional Reaction: Mostly laughter, then slight frustration. Then, a grudging respect for anyone who can actually do this.
12:00 PM (The Post-Windsurfing Shivers): Changed into dry clothes, which were probably wet from splashing around on the sea. Took a long, hot shower.
1:00 PM (The Fish Experience): Still have a craving for fish and fries. I've found a location that serves some delicious fish. The view's not bad either.
3:00 PM (The Island Exploration): I've decided to drive around, exploring the island. I was driving on the wrong lane! But I've learned a lot about the island and it's actually great!
6:00 PM (The Sunset Spectacle): Found a perfect spot for sunset watching. The colors in the sky are insane: pinks, oranges, purples. Pure magic. The perfect ending to a day of utter chaos.
8:00 PM (The Late-Night Rambling): Back to the hotel, feeling pleasantly exhausted. Wrote a letter to my friend. The hotel's bar looks great but I think I will stay in my room. Fehmarn, you've done a number on me. In the best possible way.
Day 3 (or, The Departure Departure - And the Secret of the Seagulls)
9:00 AM (The Farewell Breakfast): One last attempt at the Hotel Dania buffet. Today, I'm going to conquer the Nutella. I'm going to. The coffee surprisingly, is a bit better.
10:00 AM (The Beach Bliss Revisited): One last walk on the beach. I said goodbye to the sea.
12:00 PM (The Seagull Secret): I saw the seagulls again. They seemed… calmer today. I think I have figured them out. I wasn't scared to give them some snacks.
1:00 PM (The Final Farewell): Time to check out. A quick and easy experience. Back home where the seagulls aren't judging me for being clumsy windsurfer.
4:00 PM (The Reflection and the longing): Sitting on my plane I feel so happy. Hotel Dania was great. I will return!
Final Thoughts:
Hotel Dania, Fehmarn, you were messy, beautiful, and challenging. You tested my patience, my balance, and my ability to understand German. But I wouldn't trade it for the world. And next time, I'm bringing a bike and sunscreen. And maybe a crash course in German. And probably earplugs for the seagulls. Until then, Auf Wiedersehen!
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