Unbelievable Newmarket Getaway: Best Western Voyageur Place Hotel Awaits!
Unbelievable Newmarket Getaway: Best Western Voyageur Place Hotel Awaits!
Unbelievable Newmarket Getaway: Best Western Voyageur Place Hotel Awaits! – A Review That's, Well, Us
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average, sterile hotel review. We're diving headfirst into the Best Western Voyageur Place Hotel in Newmarket, Ontario, and I'm taking you with me. Forget the polished PR, we're going real. I’m talking unfiltered thoughts, questionable decisions, and the unvarnished truth about whether this place actually lives up to the hype. Let's start this messy journey…
Accessibility - The First Hurdle (and Surprisingly, Not a Big One!)
Okay, I'm not on wheels myself, but I always appreciate a hotel that gets accessibility. Voyageur Place seems to have put some serious thought into it. Wheelchair accessible? Yup, checked. More importantly, everything felt easy. Wider doorways, accessible rooms, elevators that didn't feel like you were trapped in a coffin (seriously, some elevators… shudders). This is a big win right off the bat. Nice work, Best Western.
Cleanliness and Safety - Pandemic-Proofed? Maybe a Little Too Much…
Let's be honest, entering a hotel post-pandemic is like stepping onto a crime scene cleaned by obsessive-compulsives. The good news? Voyageur Place is obsessed with cleanliness. Anti-viral cleaning products everywhere, hand sanitizer stations like they're going out of style, staff masked up like they're heading to a hospital. Rooms sanitized between stays? You betcha. They even offer a Room sanitization opt-out! Bless their hearts.
Here's the thing, though. Sometimes the level of safety theater felt a little… much. The constant reminders, the signage overload – it's a bit overwhelming. Yes, I get it, Germs are bad. But, after a while, I just wanted to breathe freely without being reminded I might accidentally touch something and die. That's just me, though. Kudos to their dedication, but maybe ease up a smidge on the fear-mongering?
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - From Bland Buffet to Surprise Delights (and One Epic Hangover)
Breakfast [buffet]: Ah, the breakfast buffet. The lifeblood of a weary traveler. This one was…fine. Standard fare, nothing truly memorable. Buffet in restaurant - yup. Western breakfast. Yup. Asian breakfast? Nope, didn't see that. I'm a simple man, I just wanted my bacon crisp and my coffee strong. Both were… okay.
Restaurants: They have restaurants. I think. I'm talking a blur of "I'm just here for the night".
Bar: The bar, however, was a different story. This is where things get interesting, because this happened and this is going to be long…
I'm not a huge drinker, but after settling a dispute ("Is the hotel’s interior design more ‘early airport Holiday Inn’ or ‘late-stage nursing home’"… it's the latter, by the way), I decided a celebratory cocktail was in order. The bartender was, shall we say, colorful. He wasn't just serving drinks, he was putting on a show. He mixed it up, and started slinging jokes. I ordered a whiskey sour. It was strong. I started ordering a few more. My memory is murky, but I believe that I then proceeded to hit on a painting on the wall, declared myself the long-lost king of Newmarket… and somehow ended up in the karaoke booth, butchering a rendition of "Livin' on a Prayer". The next day, a Poolside bar looked beautiful, but I was far too hungover to even glance at it. Happy Hour had me feeling anything but happy. The bar was a good time, but the next day was a bad time. Consider yourself warned. I still don't know who that guy was.
Snack bar: Nope, I didn't see one.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax - Did Someone Say Spa?!
This is where Voyageur Place really tries to shine. They've got a Fitness center. Sure. A Swimming pool [outdoor] is probably fine. They also have a Spa and Spa/sauna, but I didn't get on that. I was tempted. Sauna, Steamroom, and a Massage can be tempting. In the end, my hangover convinced me a nap was the only answer.
Rooms – Comfort and Convenience (Mostly)
My room? Pretty standard. It had Air conditioning, a Desk, and a Coffee/tea maker, which, after the previous evening, was an absolute godsend. The Bed was comfy enough after my marathon of booze, and there was a Seating area where I could attempt to convince myself I wasn’t dying.
The Internet access – wireless was mostly reliable. There was Free Wi-Fi! YAY!. And there were ample power sockets. However. The soundproofing wasn't perfect. I could hear the faint rumble of karaoke from the bar for about an hour, until I fell into a drunken slumber. My room had a Shower, but I don't remember if it was good.
A few things I’d like to point out:
- There was a mirror. A couple bathrobes. An Ironing facilities, with an Ironing service.
- There was a mini bar and refrigerator. These were both perfect for my hangover needs.
- There was an Alarm clock.
Services and Conveniences - All the Usual Suspects (and a Few Surprises)
The hotel definitely aims to be a one-stop shop. They've got a Concierge, Laundry service, Dry cleaning, and even Cash withdrawal. Standard stuff.
- Facilities for disabled guests are, once more, very apparent in their presence.
- Daily housekeeping was very efficient and on schedule.
- Doorman was helpful, but he was not a miracle worker.
For the Kids - Family Friendly? Maybe.
Voyageur Place is listed as Family/child friendly. The Babysitting service seemed to be present, and there was Kids meal available.
Getting Around - Easy Access, Hard to Park (Sometimes)
The Airport transfer is a bonus, but I wasn’t using that service. The Car park [free of charge] was a lifesaver. Car park [on-site], nice.
The Verdict: Worth the Stay? (With Caveats)
So, would I recommend the Best Western Voyageur Place? Yes… with caveats. If you're looking for a clean, accessible, and generally well-equipped hotel in Newmarket, it's a solid choice. It’s not exactly a destination hotel – there are no dazzling features or over-the-top luxuries – but it gets the job done.
Just remember: Pace yourself at that bar. And bring your own earplugs, just in case.
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this itinerary is less "polished travel brochure" and more "weekend with a friend who can't quite remember what day it is." This is my Best Western Voyageur Place Hotel Newmarket (ON) Canada, survival guide slash chronicle of potential chaos:
Friday: Arrival and Realization (Oh, God, the Hotel… and the Traffic)
- 3:00 PM (ish) - Arrival. Newmarket, Here We Come (Probably). Okay, so the GPS said “arrive by 2:30.” Lies. All lies. The 404 was a parking lot of existential dread. I swear, I saw a minivan give me the stink eye. Anyway, finally, the promised land of Best Western. First impression? It's… a Best Western. Beige. Functional. I’m pretty sure the lobby wallpaper predates the internet. But hey, there’s free parking, and that’s a win in this economy!
- 3:30 PM - Check-In Shenanigans (and a Bit of Judgement, Frankly). The front desk person… bless her heart, she looked like she’d seen some things. Dead-eyed, but efficient. Asked for a room on a high floor, away from the ice machine. (Been there, done that, and sleep is more precious than gold). Got Room 302. Success! Or so I thought.
- 4:00 PM - The Room Reveal. (And a Deep Sigh). Okay, room 302. It's… spacious, in the way a museum is spacious – a lot of empty space. Twin beds. (Sigh. I booked this, I swear. Should’ve upgraded, now I can't.) The bathroom… well, it's clean. That's the important thing. The carpet, however, is a tapestry of yesterday's spilled coffee and regret.
- Anecdote: I swear, the last time I stayed in a room with twin beds, I was in summer camp! And yes, I'm tempted to jump on it…
- 4:30 PM - The Great Unpack & Wardrobe Malfunction. Unpack! HAH. I’m barely unpacked before I realise I forgot my… gasp… my favourite hoodie. I'm now questioning all my life choices. Did I even pack?
- 5:00 PM - Dinner Quest (and the Temptation to Order Room Service). After driving so long, I'm famished. The hotel website mentioned a restaurant… but it's a "casual dining experience." "Casual" usually translates to “meh.” I'm tempted to just order room service, but I'm trying to live a little. I'm venturing out. Where? I don't know yet, but I'll seek out my food.
- 6:00 PM - The Dinner Dilemma Resolved (or, I Surrender to Italian). I needed pasta. Found a cute little Italian place just down the street. The pasta was good, but the tiramisu nearly made me cry. It reminded me of my grandmother.
- 7:30 PM - Back to the Beige (and the Netflix Crawl). Back in the room. Now for Netflix. The remote? Ancient. But it works, and that's all that matters. I have to get up early tomorrow. Famous last words.
- 9:00 PM - Attempted Sleep. (Spoiler: Highly Unlikely). The ice machine… is closer than I thought. Plus, the AC sounds like a freight train. And there’s a suspicious hum coming from… something. I'm questioning the hotel's age once again.
Saturday: Newmarket and the Quest for… Well, Something
- 7:00 AM - Wake Up (Why? Why, God, Why?). The freight train. The hum. The ice machine. I'm a zombie. Coffee, now.
- 7:30 AM - Breakfast… Of Champions? The "complimentary breakfast" at Best Western… is on par with what I imagined. I found some stale pastries, and I'll survive.
- 8:00 AM - Plan of Attack (or Lack Thereof). I am utterly incapable of pre-planning. No specific activities. Just… go.
- 9:00 AM - Seeking Out an Adventure (Possibly). I feel adventurous. Newmarket has a farmer's market, maybe? Okay, finding a farmer's market makes me sound like the most cliché tourist. I'll find a place that sells trinkets.
- 10:00 AM - Newmarket Scavenger Hunt (and the Discovery of… Everything?). The farmer's market was cute. The local businesses were… local. It was a good time. I love little towns.
- 12:00 PM- Lunch Found a little burger shop. I'm pretty sure it's a chain, but who cares?
- 1:00 PM - The Shopping Spree (and Regret). Saw a cute little store. Bought more stuff. Regret. But it was cute.
- 3:00 PM - Sipping Tea & Reading (And Pretending to Be Sophisticated). Back at the hotel. Pretending to read a book, while secretly scrolling through my phone.
- 6:00 PM - Pre-Dinner Drinking & Contemplation. Found a bar. The bartender was amazing. I probably won't remember what I ordered, but I'm happy.
- 7:30 PM - Dinner. (More Food. Always More Food). I could not remember the bar I was at. So I just kept walking and found a delicious restaurant, and ate way too much food (as usual).
- 9:00 PM - The Netflix Crawl (Part 2: Electric Boogaloo). Back to the beige. The remote is my best friend.
- 10:00 PM - Sleep. (Maybe?).
Sunday: Departure & Despair (and the Promise of Better Hotels)
- 8:00 AM - Waking up, feeling surprisingly okay. Maybe it was the wine.
- 8:30 AM - Breakfast Debacle. The hotel breakfast. Again.
- 9:00 AM - Check Out. (Freedom!). Goodbye, Best Western. Farewell, beige. I'll miss the… well, I won't miss anything.
- 9:30 AM - The Drive Home. (Traffic… Again!). The 404 beckons.
- 12:00 PM - Reflecting on the Trip (and Planning the Next One… with a Better Hotel!). I am already considering my next trip. I think I need a massage.
Unbelievable Newmarket Getaway: Best Western Voyageur Place Hotel Awaits! (And… Does it *Really*?) - FAQ of Sorts
Okay, so… "Unbelievable" - Is That Hyperbole? Be Honest, Now.
Alright, alright, let's address the elephant in the… well, the *hotel room*. "Unbelievable"? Look, I didn't exactly levitate with joy at the mere mention of a Best Western. I'm a simple soul, craving a comfy bed and maybe, just *maybe*, a decent continental breakfast. Honestly, "Unremarkable Newmarket Staycation" might be more accurate… but where's the fun in that?! Let's just say my expectations were set at "Manageable." And… well, they *were* managed. But more on that later.
The Hotel... Is it Actually *Nice*? Or Just… Functional?
Okay, "nice" is a tough one. Functionality? Absolutely. The air conditioning *worked*. The shower *sprayed water*. The bed… the bed was… a bed. Not a *particularly* memorable or luxurious bed, mind you. But it was there, and it kept me from sleeping on the floor, which is a win in my books. Think…clean, slightly dated, and a touch…generic. My room had a view of, uh, another building. Not exactly postcard material, but hey, at least it wasn't a dumpster! There *were* some little things that made the room feel a bit cold, the lamp didn't want to cooperate on its side, and one of the chairs had what I think was a stain from a previous guest. Not sure...but it felt better if I didn't touch it.
Let's Talk Breakfast, Shall We? The Most Crucial Meal…
Okay, buckle up. Continental breakfasts. A true test of a hotel's mettle. At Voyageur Place, it’s… a journey. Cereal, bagels, some sad-looking fruit. Coffee that I'm *pretty sure* was brewed sometime in the Clinton administration. The *one* shining beacon of hope? The waffle maker. Yes, the waffle maker. You know, the kind where you pour batter in, and it spits out a slightly-too-crispy, suspiciously-shaped waffle? I'm a sucker for those. So I made a waffle. Two waffles. And then I stared at them, contemplating life, the universe, and whether I should ask for more butter. (I did. Always ask for more butter.) It's a good deal if you take it for granted, but don't go in with super expectations. Get some coffee, some waffles, and leave.
New Market Itself, What's the Vibe? What is there to do?
Newmarket. Hmm. It's… Newmarket. It's a town, alright! It's got things. Restaurants, shops (some of them are quite charming, actually), a movie theatre (couldn’t use it, though), and… uh… a mall. A pretty standard mall. I wouldn't exactly call it a "destination," but it serves its purpose. Mostly, it felt like a place where people actually *lived*, which, you know, is kind of the point of a town. I went for a walk downtown and actually found this really tasty sushi resturant. I think the vibe is pretty laid back, and the people are nice. The area seemed safe too. You can do a lot of things, and most of them are close! Great town!
The Pool! Did You Swim?! Was it… Clean?
Okay, the pool. This is a *major* plot point in my Best Western saga. I *really* wanted to swim. I packed my swimsuit, ready for some relaxing aquatic adventures. But, alas, when I got there, the pool was green. Not a nice, inviting, "tropical lagoon" green. More of a “swamp thing after a particularly algae-rich week” green. The sign said it was temporarily closed for maintenance. Maintenance, huh? I'm guessing they were draining it and starting over, to be honest. My dreams of leisurely backstrokes were dashed, replaced by a deep sadness and a burning desire for a chlorine-free dip. Let's just say, the pool situation was a definite low point. (I did peer through the window. It was *very* green.) I was bummed out, and I didn't get to enjoy it. I am still salty!
What about the location? Is it practical?
Location, location, location! The Voyageur Place is pretty conveniently located. Close to the highway, which is great for getting in and out. It's also within a reasonable distance of… well, everything Newmarket has to offer. Restaurants, shops, and the (aforementioned) mall (again, not a destination, but... it's there!). I wouldn't say it's *centrally* located, but it's easy enough to get around by car. Parking was plentiful, which is always a bonus. I really enjoyed it, since I didn't have to drive to far to get to most of the places.
Overall, a good experience? Would you recommend it?
Alright. The question. Would I recommend the Best Western Voyageur Place? Here's the deal. If you need a place to sleep, a place to shower, and a place to, you know, *exist* for a night or two, and you're not expecting the Ritz, then sure. It's a functional, clean-ish, reasonably priced option. If you're looking for a luxurious getaway, a romantic rendezvous, or anything even remotely "unbelievable," then… maybe temper your expectations. The waffle maker is decent, though. And, hey, sometimes, "Manageable" is enough. Just don't expect any magic. I would go again, for the price and service, it's a good bargain.
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