Escape to Paradise: Unbelievable Belle Vue Ridge, Plettenberg Bay
Escape to Paradise: Unbelievable Belle Vue Ridge, Plettenberg Bay
Escape to Paradise: Belle Vue Ridge – Does it REALLY Live Up to the Hype? (My Honest, Slightly Chaotic Review)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the (perfectly chilled) tea on Belle Vue Ridge in Plettenberg Bay. They call it "Escape to Paradise," and honestly? My expectations were SKY HIGH. Did it deliver? Well… let’s just say it was a bit of a rollercoaster. Prepare for tangents, emotional outbursts, and maybe a sprinkle of existential dread. You've been warned.
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Accessibility (The First Test… and a Bit of a Hiccup):
Right, so accessibility. HUGE deal for me (and it should be for everyone). Belle Vue Ridge claims to be accessible. And, mostly, they are. The wheelchair access is pretty good overall, with ramps and elevators where needed. That's a HUGE plus, and they get bonus points for that. They've got the Facilities for disabled guests, which is a great start.
However… the devil is in the details, as always, isn't it? I found one specific area - the path to the pool, which, while accessible, was a bit… rough. Cobblestones, some slight inclines… it would have been a struggle for someone with limited mobility. It's a tiny thing, but those tiny things add up.
They have a variety of other accessibility features, of which I could not use or provide feedback, but they are there on paper.
Overall Accessibility: Good, but not perfectly tailored. They're trying, which matters, and that's a big step.
Food, Glorious Food (and My Belly’s Adventures):
Okay, the food. This is where things got interesting. Firstly, the restaurants are on-site, and that's a massive win for convenience. They have a Vegetarian restaurant, which is a lovely touch, and I tucked right in and ordered everything.
The Breakfast [buffet] was a delight. A proper spread, everything fresh, and a lovely Asian breakfast corner for those who enjoy it.
The A La Carte menus were on point as well. I definitely had a few trips to the Desserts in restaurant options, and my waistline paid the price. The Poolside bar was a constant temptation, and I may or may not have visited it more times than I should have in one day.
The Breakfast in room was sublime. The Room service [24-hour] option was a total lifesaver (especially when I was recovering from the aforementioned dessert session!).
I would definitely recommend, based on my experiences with the staff and their helpfulness, that if you have special dietary requests, you should reach out ahead of time, the folks are accommodating.
Food verdict: Delicious. Possibly dangerous for my health. Worth it.
Relaxation Station: Spa, Pools, and the Pursuit of Bliss:
This is where Belle Vue Ridge really shines. The Spa/sauna setup is incredible. I spent an entire afternoon getting a Body scrub and a Massage. Pure. Heaven. Their Steamroom was divine.
The Pool with view is exactly what it sounds like. Absolutely stunning. I mean, picture this: the sun setting, a glass of wine, and the infinity pool blurring into the horizon. Just… wow. The Swimming pool [outdoor] is great for a gentle dip.
Oh, and the Fitness center – I actually used it… once. Okay, maybe twice. But hey, at least I tried to balance out the dessert consumption!
My Favorite Moment (The Spa, the Slippers, and Existential Dread):
Okay, listen. This is where things get real. I was at the spa for about four hours one day, and in the midst of it, I had an epic, life-altering experience. Getting my massage, I slipped my feet into the Slippers they provide. Now, generally, I'm not a slipper person.
But this was a next level kind of slipper.
I had a feeling the day would be good…and it was.
That feeling, so simple yet so sublime, was a tiny touch of a good thing in the world. I just really enjoyed them.
Cleanliness and Safety – Because, You Know… Life:
Belle Vue Ridge is seriously on top of its game when it comes to cleanliness and safety. The Daily disinfection in common areas was reassuring. They provided individually-wrapped food options, and the whole place felt spotless. Staff was really trained in safety protocol. They are very good.
I felt totally safe and secure, despite the world feeling absolutely bonkers right now.
Rooms, Glorious Rooms (with a Few Quirks):
My room? Stunning. Non-smoking rooms are standard which suits me. The Air conditioning was a godsend, and the Bed was so comfortable I considered never leaving it. The View was breathtaking. They have Wake-up service available, which is a great touch.
The Internet access – wireless was reliable, which is crucial for staying connected to the world (and, let’s be honest, posting Instagram stories).
The minor issue was the occasional creak in the floorboards. Oh! And the minibar was a bit… understocked.
But overall? Amazing. I loved it.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Details That Add Up):
They really thought of everything. Concierge service? Check. Daily housekeeping that kept things spotless? Absolutely. Laundry service? Crucial. Car park [free of charge] is a huge bonus. Cash withdrawal is available. They are all around great.
For the Kids (Because Everyone Needs a Vacation):
This is where Belle Vue Ridge gets a gold star. They have a Babysitting service, which is essential for parents like me who need a slice of adult time. The Family/child friendly atmosphere is noticeable from the second you arrive. Kids facilities were well planned.
Getting Around (The Logistics):
Car park [free of charge], so that's sorted. Airport transfer is available, which makes life a whole lot easier.
The Verdict: Escape to Paradise? Maybe. Escape to Excellent? Definitely.
Belle Vue Ridge is, in most respects, an incredible hotel. The spa is sublime, the food is fantastic, the views are breathtaking, and most importantly, they’re trying to be accessible and safe.
Rating:
- Overall: 4.5 out of 5 stars.
- Accessibility: 4/5 stars (room for some minor tweaks).
- Food & Dining: 5/5 stars (I'm still dreaming of those desserts!).
- Relaxation: 5/5 stars (Seriously, the spa is worth the trip alone).
- Cleanliness & Safety: 5/5 stars (Reassuring in our crazy world).
- Rooms: 4/5 stars (Small imperfections, but mostly perfection).
- Services: 5/5 Stars (they got it all!)
- Kids friendly: 5/5 (They know what they're doing!)
Would I go back? Absolutely. Would I recommend it? Without a doubt. Just… be prepared to indulge. And maybe pack an extra pair of slippers. You know, just in case.
Disclaimer: My experience is based on my personal perspective. Individual experiences may vary. This review is intended to be honest, funny, and, above all, helpful to potential future guests of Belle Vue Ridge.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this is going to be less itinerary, more "I survived Belle Vue Ridge and lived to tell the tale." Prepare for the rollercoaster of emotions that is South African beauty, intermingled with a healthy dose of my usual chaos.
Belle Vue Ridge: Mayhem & Magnificence (With a Side of Sand)
Day 1: Arrival – Pretty Much a Disaster (But the View Saved It)
- Morning (7:00 AM – 10:00 AM): Flight into George Airport. Arrived, exhausted, a little hungover (thanks, complimentary airplane wine). Rental car pick-up. Let's just say the words "automatic" and "me" don't exactly go together. Initial attempt to leave the parking lot involved a near-miss with a bewildered family and a lot of frantic beeping. Managed to get away with only a few scratches!
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM – 12:00 PM): Drive to Belle Vue Ridge (approx. 1 hour 30 mins). Scenery along the N2 was absolutely breathtaking. Seriously, I was slack-jawed for a good chunk of the drive. Those rolling hills? The vibrant green? Seriously Instagram-worthy. Then…GPS decided to be a complete jerk. Took a wrong turn, ended up on a dirt road that looked suspiciously like the opening scene of a horror movie. My heart hammered. Got back on track eventually, but the tranquility factor was totally shattered. Arrived at the accommodation, and after a minor panic about the key, checked into my place. It's a gorgeous little lodge, BUT the wifi is patchy. My life depends on wifi!!
- Lunch (12:00 PM – 1:00 PM): Settled in, then made a quick lunch. Salad - because I'm trying to be healthy on this trip. Managed to spill half the salad on myself because, well, me. Sigh.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM – 5:00 PM): Reconnaissance mission! Drove to Robberg Nature Reserve. Honestly, I could weep at the beauty. The smell of the ocean, the sheer scale of the cliffs…it's magnificent. Started the Robberg trail, which rapidly spiralled into a full-blown sweaty climb. Got about halfway, then decided the sun was my enemy and I was done. Watched the seals! They were adorable. Swear I saw a penguin as well, but I'm not entirely sure if it was a mirage.
- Evening (5:00 PM - rest of the night): Sunset drinks at a local spot. The view was worth the trip alone. Then some basic food at my place. I would like to go out for dinner, but the wifi has failed. My life is ruined.
Day 2: Seals, Sunburns, and Seaside Meltdown (The Beach Episode)
- Morning (8:00 AM – 12:00 PM): Wake up. My face feels like a tomato after that Robberg hike. Bad sunburn. Decide to embrace it. Went to the beach at Plettenberg Bay (Central Beach). The waves were incredible, and I spent about an hour splashing around like a gleeful child. A small child in a very uncomfortable swimsuit. Got sand everywhere!
- Lunch (12:00 PM – 1:00 PM): Fish and chips from a beachside cafe. Classic, perfect, delicious. I ate too fast and almost choked, but the food was so good I didn't even mind!
- Afternoon (1:00 PM – 4:00 PM): Back to the beach to relax. Didn't really work. Decided lying on the sand in the sun wasn't my thing. Read a book. Found the sand gets everywhere. Went for a walk along the beach, which was lovely until I nearly got taken out by a rogue wave. Dramatic sigh.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Seal watching tour! This was a must-do. Went out on a boat to see the seals at Robberg. And the seals did NOT disappoint. There were hundreds! They were barking, playing, and generally being incredibly entertaining. Someone in my group threw up, and I swear, I almost did too. But the seals! Made it worth it.
- Evening (6:00 PM - rest of the night): Dinner at a restaurant with a view (finally!) over the bay. More amazing food. Thought about whether I should go to the beach again tomorrow, but a voice in my head - the sensible voice - said no.
Day 3: Nature, Nerves, and Nighttime Reflections (Let's Talk About Feelings)
- Morning (9:00 AM – 12:00 PM): Decided to go "hiking". Was going to take a nature walk. But then, I decided to get a massage. In an open-air tent. It was perfect. Bliss.
- Lunch (12:00 PM – 1:00 PM): Picnic lunch. Managed not to spill anything! Which is a miracle.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM – 4:00 PM): Tried exploring a bit more of the area. Drove to a viewpoint overlooking the Keurbooms River. The views were stunning. I tried to do some photography, but mostly failed. Still, it was nice.
- Evening (4:00 PM – 6:00 PM): Started my packing, which turned into a total disaster. My suitcase got messy, and the clothes are not fit for wear.
- Night (6:00 PM - whenever): Dinner at a local restaurant, and ordered takeaway on my last night. Went to a local bar to watch the world go by. Reflecting on how quickly the trip had gone. My feelings became more noticeable.
Day 4: Departure – The Goodbyes (and the Last-Minute Panic)
- Morning (7:00 AM – 11:00 AM): Final breakfast, packed the car, drove back to George Airport. Checked in, went through security and made last minute shopping.
- Afternoon (11:00 AM - onward): Plane takes off and I wave goodbye to South Africa.
Final Thoughts:
Belle Vue Ridge, you were a whirlwind. Beautiful, challenging, and utterly unpredictable. I came, I saw, I got sunburned, ate too much, nearly cried from the beauty a few times, and had my moments of utter chaos. Would I go back? Absolutely. But next time, I'm bringing a decent map (and maybe a hazmat suit for the sand).
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Escape to Paradise: Unbelievable Belle Vue Ridge - FAQ (and a little bit of my breakdown)
Okay, so it *is* Paradise, right? Belle Vue Ridge, I mean... like, truly?
Ugh, okay, let’s be real. “Paradise” is a bold claim. And Belle Vue Ridge… Well, it's *almost* there. The views? Jaw-dropping. Seriously. I spent the first half-hour just standing on the balcony, slack-jawed, watching the waves crash and the sun paint the sky. But here's the thing: paradise isn't perfect. Or at least, not in this… *rustic* setting. More on that later. Let's just say, I've seen cleaner dishwashers.
What's the deal with the accommodation itself? What's it *really* like?
This is where it gets interesting. The website photos? Polished. Modern. Like something out of a magazine. The *reality*? Charmingly… lived-in. Look, the views are still there, and the space is generous. But the furniture? Let's just say it had character. By that, I mean, it probably had stories to tell. And the kitchen… well, I wouldn't have eaten off the counter, if I'm honest. I'm more of a "clean freak" than I admit, so I spent the first hour scrubbing EVERYTHING.
The kitchen, huh? Were there any issues? Spill the tea!
Oh, the kitchen. Where do I even begin? Firstly, the fridge was… temperamental. One minute ice cold, the next slightly less frozen. And the toaster? Forget about it. Burnt toast was a daily occurrence. One morning, I swear, I nearly set off the smoke alarm trying to make breakfast. The one positive? A *great* view of the ocean while simultaneously causing a fire in your breakfast.
What about the location? How far is it from Plett? Is it convenient?
Location-wise, it's a bit of a trade-off. Away from the hustle and bustle? Absolutely. Blissful solitude? Mostly! Getting into Plett is a short drive - maybe 10-15 minutes. But! And this is a big but if you're not prepared, good luck. The road is winding, and feels more like a goat-track in places. Now, I'm not complaining (much), but if you're prone to car sickness, stock up on ginger biscuits, and just take it slow. Don’t expect to be stumbling into the shops at a moment’s notice. You *are* escaping, remember?
Seriously, Are the Views *That* Good? We are talking about the views, right?
Okay, look. Let's cut to the chase. The views ARE mind-blowing. The entire reason I even booked this place, and the entire reason I'll give the place a 4-star rating. Every single morning, I saw the sunrise, and I tell you what, I felt like I was the main character in a movie. I spent a whole day on the balcony, just staring. Seriously, I think I forgot to eat lunch. There was a moment where a whale breached in the distance, and I actually gasped. It’s that kind of place. You'll be forgiven for just staring at the horizon for hours. And I did. Repeatedly.
What activities are nearby? Things to *do*, other than stare at the ocean?
Okay, so, you can't *just* stare at the ocean, however tempting that is. (Believe me, it *is* tempting.) Plett has a ton of stuff. Beaches, of course! Robberg Nature Reserve is a must-do hike. There are wineries (wine tasting, obviously!), and some pretty decent restaurants. But the main reason to go is the beaches, because honestly, the ocean is where it's at. Just make sure you're prepared for the crowds. And the wind. And the sand getting *everywhere.* (I still struggle with finding grains in my suitcase)
Would you go back? Be honest!
Here's the thing. Despite the wonky kitchen and the… rustic charm, I actually *loved* it. The views, the peace, the feeling of being miles away from everything…. That's worth a lot. I'd go back in a heartbeat, but this time, I'm bringing my own toaster, my own cleaning supplies (and maybe a hazmat suit). Belle Vue Ridge is a place that gets under your skin. It's not perfect, but that's part of its charm. Just be prepared to embrace the imperfections, and be prepared to be blown away.
Is it family-friendly? Or more of a romantic getaway?
Honestly? I'd say it works for both, with a caveat. It depends on your family. There's space, good for kids running around. But it's also secluded, so you're not exactly tripping over playgrounds or splash parks. The views are romantic, BUT the kitchen definitely isn't. Also, the stairs... They are everywhere. If you have small children or anyone with mobility issues, it might be a bit of a challenge. If you have older kids, or your family is just down to earth, then you're gold.
Are there any other things you would like to add, that people might need to know? Hidden Gems or Tricks?
Okay, listen up. Firstly, bring binoculars. Trust me, you will *not* regret it. Whale watching is, as mentioned before, fantastic. Pack layers. The weather can change in five minutes! Bring a book. Or three. And a willingness to relax. Don't sweat the small stuff, because honestly? The small stuff isn’t worth missing the sunrise over the ocean. Oh! Check for baboons before you leave the house unattended. They can get *very* curious. Lastly, the wifi is a bit dodgy. Embrace it. Go offline. It's part of the escape!
On the scale of 1-10, how would you rate the experience?
If I'm being brutally honest? It's probably a 7.5. The views easily bump it up a few points but, in reality, you can’t ignore theBandung's BEST Studio Apartment? Sudirman Suites Mahogany Tower Awaits!
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