Phoenix Getaway: Unbeatable Deals at Holiday Inn Glendale!
Phoenix Getaway: Unbeatable Deals at Holiday Inn Glendale!
Phoenix Getaway: Holiday Inn Glendale – More Than Meets the Eye (and the Endless Promotions)
Okay, buckle up folks. I just wrestled my way back from a stay at the Holiday Inn Glendale, proudly advertised as the "Unbeatable Deals" destination. And let me tell you, "unbeatable" might be stretching it a tiny bit, but hey, it was a getaway, right? And escaping the laundry pile? Priceless. Let's dive in, shall we? And get real about it.
Accessibility – Let's Get Straight to the Point:
I'm not wheelchair-bound, but I always pay attention to accessibility. This is a BIG deal, and the Holiday Inn Glendale seemed to have a mostly good handle on it. They specifically mention "Facilities for disabled guests" and have an elevator (thank goodness!). I saw ramps everywhere, which is promising, but you know, I didn't personally scrutinize every single nook and cranny. Let's give them the benefit of the doubt and say they're trying. Score: Good, but needs verification.
Cleanliness and Safety – Now, This is Where Things Get Interesting – and I Got a Little Obsessed.
COVID, am I right? It has changed the whole travel game. And I'm a germaphobe at heart, so I went in with my own mini-disinfectant arsenal. The Holiday Inn Glendale really talks the talk when it comes to cleanliness. They're advertising:
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Okay, good.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Hmmm, they say it…
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere! Score!
- Rooms sanitized between stays: I certainly hoped so.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Fingers crossed those trainings stuck.
- And the grand finale: Room sanitization opt-out available! (In case you are a total clean freak like me).
So, here's the thing – judging by the sheer volume of cleaning supplies I stashed away, maybe I'm not the MOST objective person. The room felt clean, but it was one of those "clean enough to eat off the floor" situations. I noticed a few (and I mean few) stray hairs in the bathroom. The shower was a little bit grubby around the edges. But the sheets smelled fresh. I'm going to say a B+, because even the most fastidious cleaning crew can't catch every little detail. And seriously, I’m sure they are using those cleaning supplies. More importantly after that I was sick of the clean-up and safety, let me have a look at the other features.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Disappointment).
Okay, the dining situation. This is where the "unbeatable" part slightly cracked for me. Let's be honest: it's a Holiday Inn. Expectations need to be adjusted. They offered:
- Breakfast [buffet]: which was a bit of a free-for-all (but, you know, the good kind). I was excited for the Asian breakfast and Western breakfast.
- Restaurants: One, that I saw. It was fine. Adequate. Let's move on. They also offer room service… Room service [24-hour]: YES! That saved my hangry hide more than once.
- Poolside bar: Yep, it exists. Never ventured in, but saw others enjoying themselves.
The Buffet – Ah, the Buffet. I swear I went through three plates, and, even if it wasn't Michelin-star worthy, the waffles were undeniably delicious. I should not have eaten three but I have no regrets. The coffee, as always, was… coffee. Edible. Fine. I would not necessarily go back for the food alone. But it filled the void.
Getting Around, Services and Conveniences – The Practical Stuff:
- Car park [free of charge]: Huge win! Free parking is a godsend, especially in a city.
- Laundry service: Saved my sanity, literally.
- Daily housekeeping: Spot on. My room magically tidied itself while I was stuffing my face at the buffet.
- Air conditioning in public area: Needed, especially in Phoenix.
- Doorman: Didn't see any, but honestly, I wasn't exactly looking.
Things to Do/Ways to Relax – The Real Reason We're Here, Right?
Okay, this is where the Holiday Inn Glendale kinda… surprised me. The usual suspects are here:
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Nice, but nothing spectacular.
- Fitness center: Looked decent enough. I'm more of a "Netflix and chips" type, so I can't personally vouch for the equipment.
- Spa/sauna: Intriguing. I thought. I'd be lying if I said I didn't spend a little time drooling over those "Spa/sauna" options.
- Body scrub: Nope - but hey! Maybe next time?
The Room – My Little Fortress of Solitude (Mostly)
The rooms were… decent. Functional. Clean-ish (refer to my earlier cleaning rant). Here's the lowdown:
- Air conditioning: Essential, obviously.
- Free Wi-Fi: And it actually worked! (See, I'm easily pleased.)
- Blackout curtains: Crucial for sleeping in after a buffet binge.
The Imperfections, the Quirks – Because Life Isn't Perfect:
Okay, here’s where things get real. I’m not going to give you a sugar-coated review. I hate those!
- The Elevator: I took it, and it worked – that's all I can really say.
- The Staff: Mostly friendly, though a couple seemed a wee bit overworked.
- The View: My view was of the parking lot. Not ideal, but hey, I wasn't expecting the Grand Canyon.
- The Noise: The walls seemed a little thin. I could faintly hear other people.
The Verdict – Should You Book It?
Honestly? For the price? Yeah, probably. It's a safe, comfortable place to rest your head, and the free Wi-Fi is a definite bonus. Just temper your expectations on the "luxury" front. But hey, the waffles alone are almost worth the stay.
SEO & Metadata – Because Why Not?
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- Title: Phoenix Getaway: Unbeatable Deals at Holiday Inn Glendale! (Honest Review)
- Description: A brutally honest review of the Holiday Inn Glendale, Phoenix. Find out if the "unbeatable deals" are worth it, from cleanliness to the buffet, and everything in between!
- Metadata: (Hotel Review, Phoenix, Holiday Inn, Glendale, Travel, Vacation, Accessible Hotel, Free Wi-Fi, Swimming Pool, Fitness Center, Restaurant Review).
So, there you have it. The Holiday Inn Glendale: not perfect, but a decent enough base camp for your Phoenix adventures. Just remember to bring your own disinfectant wipes. And definitely get those waffles. You won't regret it!
Escape to Nyack: Hyatt's Joie de Vivre Awaits!Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the glorious, messy reality that is a trip to Glendale, Arizona, specifically centered around… the Holiday Inn Glendale by IHG. I'm calling this the "Phoenix Adjacent Adventure," mainly because "Glendale" just doesn't scream excitement, does it? Let's see if we can change that…
Phoenix Adjacent Adventure: A Glendale Odyssey (Possibly Without Odysseus's Smarts)
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread at the Holiday Inn
2:00 PM - Arrival and Initial Judgments: Landed in Phoenix. That blast furnace of a city. Dragging my suitcase, sweating like a… well, like someone who's just landed in Phoenix, I finally stumbled into the Holiday Inn. Okay, first impression: clean. Generic, but clean. The lobby smelled faintly of chlorine and stale coffee, which, honestly, is the smell of all Holiday Inns ever. The "Welcome to Glendale!" sign felt a little… forced. Like Glendale was trying too hard to be a place.
2:30 PM - Room Reconnaissance (and the Mystery of the Missing Remote): My room! Standard. Two queen beds. The TV… uh oh. No remote. Immediately, my internal monologue went into overdrive. "Oh, great. Stuck with whatever the TV shows are playing. Do people even watch anything besides streaming services anymore? Are cable subscriptions still a thing? Is this the future of entertainment? Is this what it feels like to be old? I call reception. They promise to "get right on it."
3:00 PM - The Dreaded Pool: Decided to brave the pool, as advertised. It looked vaguely appealing, a small rectangle of hopefully chlorinated water. Unfortunately, there was a family of what felt like thirteen kids (might have been five, but they felt like thirteen) unleashing a banshee chorus of shrieks and splashing. I gave it a quick glance and then quickly retreated to the "comfort" of the air conditioning.
4:00 PM - Exploration (ish) of the Hotel: The Gym and the Gift shop!: The gym. Okay, it was a tiny closet of machines. One treadmill. One elliptical. A sad, lonely pile of weights. I felt a profound sense of disappointment, not for myself, but for the equipment. The Gift shop! Oh god, small gift shops at hotels. I really hate them, its like someone wants you to pay double the price for some of the things you would normally buy at your local market. Ugh.
7:00 PM - Dinner Debacle: There was a restaurant attached, so I went for the convince. I ordered the "Award Winning" Burger. The meat tasted like old rubber. The fries where undercooked and the ketchup was watery. I looked around, nobody seemed to have a problem. Maybe its just me.
9:00 PM - Remote Resolved (and a brief moment of TV bliss): The remote arrived! Pure joy. For a solid half-hour, I reveled in the ability to choose what I watched! Then, everything went back to how it all was.
Day 2: Embracing Glendale (or at Least Tolerating It)
8:00 AM - Hotel Breakfast… or Not: The complimentary breakfast. I went down. I took a look at the sad assortment of greasy, questionable "eggs," rubbery sausages, and stale bagels. I walked out. Decided a real breakfast was necessary.
9:00 AM - Breakfast 2.0: The Quest for Real Coffee and a Greasy Spoon: Found a local diner. Ah, yes. The greasy spoon. Coffee so black it could stain your soul, bacon that snapped just right, and hash browns that were… well, they were hash browns. A brief moment of pure, unadulterated satisfaction. This made up for the last nights dinner, a little.
10:30 AM - Glendale's "Attractions": Okay, let's be honest, the list of "things to see" in Glendale wasn't exactly overflowing with options. I went to a random antique store, where I fell in love with a lamp. I really wanted it. It was going to cost me like… well, it was going to cost me far more than I should be spending on a lamp that I probably don't actually need back home. I left.
1:00 PM - Lunch & Contemplating My Existence: Went to a sports bar for lunch. Another solid burger. I watched a baseball game, and found myself staring at the TV. I started to think how many more trips would I take like this one? Then, I quickly pushed it away.
3:00 PM - The Return to the Holiday Inn (and a Newfound Respect for the Air Conditioning): Back to the hotel. Yes, the air conditioning had officially become the greatest thing. I actually spent some time just… sitting in my room, letting the cool air wash over me.
7:00 PM - Dinner at the Hotel (Against My Better Judgment): I really didn't want to eat there again. But it was easy. I opted for something… less daring this time. A salad with grilled chicken. Surprisingly… not terrible. The bar was open, and I found a comfy chair.
9:00 PM - Reflections, TV, and the Quiet Hum of Glendale: Back in the room. Found myself staring at the blank screen. I thought, how good is this? The simple joys of life. And the quiet hum of Glendale.
Day 3: Escape! (And One Last Shot of Glendale Charm)
8:00 AM - Hotel Breakfast (Take Two, Just for Science): I went back to the breakfast and took some eggs. Again, questionable. But, hey, I survived.
9:00 AM - One Last Glendale Attempt: Took a final drive around. Maybe I'd missed something. Maybe Glendale was hiding some secret treasure. I didn't find it. But I did notice that the streets were clean, and there was a surprising number of palm trees swaying in the breeze. Small victories…
11:00 AM - Check-Out, Freedom, and the Promise of a Real Coffee: Checked out of the Holiday Inn. A wave of freedom washed over me. The drive to the airport felt like a victory lap.
12:00 PM - The Airport & the Flight: Made my flight. Sat in the plane. Thought about nothing.
1:00 PM - Landing at home: I was home.
Final Thoughts:
The Holiday Inn Glendale? Mostly forgettable. Glendale itself? A place that exists. But! There's a strange charm to the whole experience. The imperfections, the slightly off-kilter vibes, the moments of genuine satisfaction (that greasy spoon!). It's a reminder that even the most ordinary destinations can be turned into an adventure… if you're willing to embrace the mess. Would I return? Maybe. Probably not to Glendale, but to the idea of a trip like this. And you know what? That's not a bad thing at all.
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Okay, so "Unbeatable Deals"? Seriously? What's the Catch with these "deals" at the Holiday Inn Glendale?
What's Actually *Good* About a Stay at the Holiday Inn Glendale? Aside from, you know, maybe a bed?
About those Amenities… What Should I REALLY Expect?
- A pool (as previously mentioned – your mileage may vary on cleanliness).
- A fitness center. (I’m not judging anyone who pretends it's there and doesn't use it…me neither!)
- A restaurant/bar. (The food is…food. The drinks are usually cold.)
- Free parking (probably).
- A small shop with snacks and essentials.
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