Jakarta's BEST 2BR Sea View Condo: Pluit Perfection!
Jakarta's BEST 2BR Sea View Condo: Pluit Perfection!
Jakarta's "Pluit Perfection": My (Mostly) Glorious Sea View Condo… And the Occasional Hiccup
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just spent a week in Pluit, Jakarta, at what's supposedly the city's “BEST 2BR Sea View Condo.” And let me tell you, it was… an experience. Let’s dive in, shall we? This isn't your polished travel brochure, folks. This is actual review with all the glorious, messy bits.
First Impressions & The View (Oh. My. God.)
The moment I walked in, the view smashed me in the face. I mean, seriously, the pictures online don't do it justice. The vast expanse of the Java Sea meeting the hazy Jakarta skyline… it's breathtaking. I spent a good half hour glued to the floor-to-ceiling windows, practically drooling. That, right there, is worth a hefty chunk of the price tag. 10/10 for the view alone. Seriously, if you need a mental health day, just book this place and stare out the window. Problem solved.
Accessibility: Navigating the Maze
Now, getting to that view wasn't always smooth sailing. I'm not using a wheelchair, but I definitely noticed the elevator access (good) and the seemingly level entryways. (More good.) However, the hallways felt a tad… long after a day of exploring. But all-in-all, it looked like it wouldn't be an issue. Accessibility: 8/10 - a thumbs up for the most part!
On-Site Dining & the Quest for Espresso
The condo boasts a few restaurants and lounges. I was thrilled to see the list. I envisioned myself sipping cocktails poolside, eating fancy dinners, living the high life. The reality? A bit… different.
- Restaurants: The Asian cuisine restaurant was pretty good on the first night, a solid 8/10, but the second night? A slight blip for some reason I can't entirely put my finger on, but the sushi didn't feel as fresh. (6/10) The international cuisine spot was surprisingly decent, 7/10 but I was really on the hunt for a good coffee shop. I NEED my morning espresso, you know? And here's where things got… messy. The coffee shop, when it was open (more on that later), served… well, "coffee-ish" beverages. Let's just say my quest for a decent espresso in that place remains largely unfulfilled. Coffee Shop: 4/10.
- Poolside Bar: The Poolside bar was a highlight, offering a fantastic selection of cocktails and breathtaking views. 8/10
- Room Service (24-hour): This was a lifesaver. After a long day of battling Jakarta traffic (which, by the way, is a whole other review in itself!), the ability to order dinner in my pajamas was pure bliss. Room Service: 9/10.
- There was even a nice Breakfast [buffet] with an Asian breakfast which was yummy, 7/10
The Spa & Relaxation – My Inner Zen vs. Reality
Okay, this is where I had high hopes. A spa! A sauna! A pool with a view! Sign me up!
- Spa: The Spa itself was lovely. The massages were… decent. Nothing life-changing, but good enough to erase the memory of Jakarta traffic. Massage: 7/10
- Sauna: The Sauna and steam room were a major bonus and were perfect for detoxing after a long day 9/10
- Swimming Pool: The Swimming pool was stunning. The view from the pool was amazing, 9/10 But, the pool did close early one day, citing "maintenance." Minor inconvenience, but still.
Cleanliness & Safety: COVID-Era Considerations
Given the current climate, this is massive. Pluit Perfection gets a seriously high score for this.
- They had all the safety measures you could hope for: hand sanitizer everywhere, daily disinfection in common areas, and staff trained in safety protocol. The staff were masked (thank god!) and very careful. Rooms sanitized between stays
- I even noticed anti-viral cleaning products so the staff was taking things seriously.
- I felt truly safe here. The Hygiene certification was impressive. They even used professional-grade sanitizing services. 10/10
Amenities & the Nitty Gritty
Now, the stuff that makes a condo a home.
- Internet: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! I needed to work, so this was crucial. The Internet was generally reliable. 9/10 Although, there was a brief, panic-inducing moment one morning when the connection dropped out. I thought I was going to have to run and get a coffee, but thankfully, it restored itself.
- Room Features: The Air conditioning worked like a dream. The Bed was super comfy the Bathtub and shower worked great. The Additional toilet was very nice. 10/10
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter
- Daily housekeeping: Essential. They kept the place sparkling. 10/10
- Concierge: Super helpful with arranging taxis and giving directions. 10/10
- Laundry Service: Fantastic, especially after my accidental chili-sauce-on-white-shirt incident at the food market. 10/10
- Things to do: Shriek Fitness center! The hotel offers a gym, though I didn't use it, 7/10
The Kids' Stuff
I don't have kids, but I noticed a lot of families. There were Family/child friendly amenities with babysitting service which is nice.
The Occasional Woes
Okay, let's get real. Nothing's perfect, right?
- The coffee shop's erratic hours were a genuine annoyance. (Seriously, where's my espresso?!)
- One day, the water pressure in my shower was… Let's just say I considered moving to a tropical waterfall.
- Some areas felt slightly understaffed.
Overall Verdict:
Despite the minor hiccups, Pluit Perfection is pretty damn close to perfection. That view alone justifies the cost. The cleanliness and safety measures were exceptional, and the overall experience was positive. It's luxurious enough that you feel pampered, but not so pretentious that you feel out of place.
Final Score: 9/10 (minus one point for the coffee, and, you know, the water pressure) Would I go back? Absolutely. Just pack your own espresso maker, just in case.
Escape to Paradise: Barranquilla's Hotel Las Margaritas Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's travel brochure. We're going to Jakarta, baby! Specifically, Homey and Compact 2BR Pluit Sea View By Travelio. And frankly, the "Homey" part better be true because I'm expecting a serious case of jet lag and a desperate need for a good cup of Nescafé.
Jakarta Jaunts: A Messy, Honest, and Probably Slightly Offensive (But Hopefully Funny) Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival & Jakarta Jitters (and Dim Sum Dreams)
- Morning (Early, shudder): Flight lands. Let’s just say I'm not a morning person. Never have been, never will be. Pray to whatever deity you believe in that my luggage arrives. And that I don't spontaneously combust from the humidity.
- Anecdote: Last time I flew, I accidentally packed my passport in a bag labeled "Emergency Snacks." Spent a delightful hour explaining that to a bewildered customs officer. You live and learn…mostly.
- Mid-Morning: Grab an airport taxi. Negotiating the price is a game of skill, patience, and pretending I understand Bahasa Indonesia, which, spoiler alert, I do not.
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon: Arrive (hopefully) at Homey and Compact 2BR Pluit Sea View By Travelio. Unpack, collapse on the bed, and admire the sea view. If there is one. (Crossing fingers here, Travelio.)
- Quirky Observation: My first impression of the place? Does it smell clean? That's the litmus test of any accommodation, frankly. And is the Wi-Fi up to par? My Instagram feed demands sustenance.
- Afternoon: Nap! Jet lag is a cruel mistress. Or maybe she's just a particularly persistent mosquito. Either way, gotta conquer that.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: DIM SUM! This is non-negotiable. I'm dreaming of fluffy, bite-sized dumplings. Researching the best dim sum spots near Pluit. Expect a full debrief later.
- Emotional Reaction: I’ve been thinking about dim sum for weeks. The anticipation is almost unbearable. If it’s bad, I might cry.
- Evening: Dinner at a local warung. I'll try to be adventurous. Maybe. Probably. Okay, let's be honest: I'll probably order the fried noodles with a side of mild panic.
- Imperfection: Translation apps are gonna be my best friend tonight, pray for my intestinal fortitude.
Day 2: Culture Shock & Coastal Chaos
- Morning: Wake up (hopefully feeling somewhat human). Coffee and sea view (fingers crossed again!). Plan a few sights, maybe the National Museum in Merdeka Square.
- Opinionated Language: Okay, museums are cool, but let's be real, sometimes they're a bit…much. I’m aiming for "engaged and intrigued" not "overwhelmed and bored".
- Mid-Morning: Venture into Merdeka Square. Marvel at the colonial architecture, get my photo taken in front of Monas. Try not to sweat through my shirt.
- Rambling: Jakarta is a city of contrasts. Seriously, one minute you're gazing at a historical monument, the next you're dodging a motorbike in a chaotic traffic jam. It’s… stimulating.
- Afternoon: Coastal Exploration: Head to Ancol Dreamland. Ancol Dreamland is home to amusement parks, beaches, and generally a good time..
- Doubling Down on Experience: Let me tell you about the Ancol Dreamland beach. Actually, let me not tell you, because I got sand in places I didn't know existed. But the food was good (mostly).
- Evening: Dinner near the coast. Fresh seafood? Possibly. Or maybe a nice sate (satay) if I’m feeling brave.
- Emotional Reaction: I feel a strange combination of exhaustion and excitement. Exhausted from the heat, excited about the unknown culinary delights that may befall me.
Day 3: Shopping, Spiritualism, & Farewell Feasting
- Morning: Shopping! Head to one of the gargantuan shopping malls. People watching will be entertainment enough.
- Imperfection: Budget? What budget? Okay, maybe I’ll just window shop. After all, I need to save money for the food.
- Afternoon: Deep down, I’m a sucker for a bit of spirituality, so maybe a temple or some religious exploration.
- Quirky Observation: I hope I'm wearing the right things. I don’t want to offend. I hope I remember some sign language so I can learn some stories while I'm there.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Farewell feast. Find a restaurant I've not tried yet. A proper Send-off!
- Stronger Emotional Reactions: I want to go out with a bang.
- Evening: Pack. Try to remember where I put my passport. And my emergency snacks. (Okay, maybe not.)
- Messier Structure: Okay, so packing is stressful, I need to buy souvenirs for family and friends, and hope that my flight goes according to plan.
Day 4: Adieu, Jakarta!
- Morning (Again, shudder): Taxi to the airport. Pray the traffic isn't hellish.
- The End… for now. Promise to return… eventually (maybe).
Important Notes:
- This is a flexible itinerary. Spontaneity is key.
- Embrace the chaos. Jakarta is pure, glorious chaos.
- Stay hydrated. Seriously.
- Learn a few basic Bahasa Indonesia phrases. "Terima kasih" (thank you) goes a long way. "Saya tidak mengerti" (I don't understand) is equally valuable.
- Most importantly: Eat everything. (Almost everything.)
So there you have it. My gloriously imperfect plan for a trip to Jakarta. Wish me luck. And send dim sum. Lots and lots of dim sum.
Escape to Paradise: Warna Beach Hotel, Lombok's Hidden Gem
Okay, spill the tea. Is this "Pluit Perfection" actually perfect? Because, let's be real, nothing in Jakarta is.
Hahaha! "Perfect"? Nah, honey. Jakarta breathes imperfection. But does this Pluit condo come close? Alright, let's say it like this: for Jakarta, it's *damn* good. The sea view is stunning, no lie. I mean, imagine waking up and the first thing you see is the ocean. You could become a morning person! (Emphasis on "could").
But, and there's always a "but," right? The "perfection" is a carefully constructed illusion. One time I tried to open the window to get some fresh air and the handle practically crumbled in my hand. Seriously, a shower of plastic! Classic Jakarta quality, or lack thereof. Still, the view... worth the potential for a window-handle-related existential crisis.
And the building itself… you're sharing it. Which means, echoing children, the constant thump-thump-thump of someone upstairs doing their best to be a competitive boxer. It's not perfection, but hey, you get used to it. You *have* to.
About that Sea View – is it actually a sea view, or a view of a busy harbor with a lot of pollution? Be honest!
Okay, let's be real, again. It’s not the Maldives. But it IS a *sea* view. You see the sea. You see the sky. You *sometimes* see the horizon, depending on the smog (Jakarta's version of a morning fog). Yes, there are boats. Yes, sometimes they're belching diesel. But the sheer scale of the ocean, the water stretching forever... it's pretty darn calming, even with the occasional whiff of… well, Jakarta. I once had a particularly stressful meeting, went back to the condo to simmer down, and just stared at the water. It actually worked. Highly recommend.
It's important to manage expectations. Don’t expect pristine turquoise. Think more… vast, grey-blue, with a side of Indonesian industry. But hey, that’s Jakarta. That’s what makes it unique, even if you have to hold your breath sometimes.
What about the 2BR? Is it actually spacious enough for a couple, or are we going to be tripping over each other?
Spacious? Well, it’s Jakarta “spacious.” Meaning, you’re not living in a shoebox. It's much more practical than you would expect. Remember, this a place for living. And the living area itself is quite comfortable. You’ll want to make the most of the space you got. Decorating is important... I found that putting a big mirror on one wall helps make the living room look twice as big.
The second bedroom is a bit cozy, don't get me wrong, that's not a lie and it has its purpose. If you have a guest or a friend, it's perfect for them to stay over. But, the design is pretty well done. The closets are surprisingly good and actually holds all your clothes. You may think that you're living in a small place, but the functionality of the rooms and the way it's set up, makes the apartment great and is a positive. Overall, for the price, I'd say it's decent.
What's the deal with the amenities? Pool? Gym? Are they actually usable or just there for show… and more important, crowds?
The amenities… ah, the amenities. Okay, the pool is… a pool. It's not Olympic sized. It’s crowded, particularly on weekends. You'll swim, if you’re lucky, amongst some children and occasional overly-enthusiastic water aerobics classes. But you can still swim! I learned quickly to go super early in the morning, before the masses descended. My advice: make a friend. It might be the only person you'll talk to, outside of the security guards. But there's a pool. You know, it’s what you’re paying for.
The gym? It's functional. I'll be honest, I've been there… twice. It’s small, it’s hot, the air conditioning is a bit questionable and there's a weird dude who *always* hogs the treadmill. But the equipment is there, even if the motivation and the "gym guy" aren't. It’s a gym. You can use it. If you have the willpower.
The best amenity? The 24-hour security! A total game-changer in Jakarta. Because if you're anything like me, security is the only thing that keeps you out of trouble.
Location, location, location! How's the neighborhood? Is it easy to get around, or will I be stuck in Jakarta traffic hell?
Pluit… well, it’s Pluit. It's not exactly the heart of the cool scene, but it's super convenient. Seriously. Getting around depends on your definition of "easy." Traffic is unavoidable anywhere in Jakarta, but Pluit is fairly well-connected. You're close to the toll roads, which helps… sometimes. And you're close to the airport. Which is a plus... or a minus, depending on how much you like leaving Jakarta.
There are malls nearby. Plenty of food options, ranging from street food to fancy restaurants (but you'll have to travel by car for the fancy places). You are still in the city, and in a great location so the perks are definitely something to consider. And a great advantage if you think that you want to be near the sea.
But traffic… It’s real. Pack your playlists, your patience, and possibly a small picnic. You'll need them.
Is this condo a good investment? I hear Jakarta real estate fluctuates...
Ah, the million-dollar question! Is it a good investment? Look, I’m not a financial advisor, okay? I'm a person who has watched *way* too much HGTV. Jakarta real estate? It’s… complicated. Prices go up, prices go down. The market is like the traffic: unpredictable.
The sea view *does* add value. Definitely. But you're competing with a lot of other condos, and honestly, the market is changing. You need to do your research, and then do some more research. Talk to real estate agents, compare prices, and pray to whatever God you believe in. And maybe, just maybe, you'll make a decent return. Or, you'll end up like the rest of us: just hoping the roof doesn’t leak.
Would you recommend this condo to a friend?
Honestly? It depends on the friend. It’s not for everyone. If my friend demands perfection and is a serious germaphobe who can't stand any city noises, then no. They would go insane. But, if my friend is looking for a decent place in Jakarta, with a great sea viewYancheng's Hidden Gem: Shell Hotel Tinghu District - Unbelievable Views!
Post a Comment for "Jakarta's BEST 2BR Sea View Condo: Pluit Perfection!"