Uncover Hidden Laos: Bouasavan Hotel's Secret Paradise in Savannakhet
Uncover Hidden Laos: Bouasavan Hotel's Secret Paradise in Savannakhet
Uncover Hidden Laos: My Love/Hate Affair with Bouasavan Hotel's Secret Paradise in Savannakhet (and the Wi-Fi, Oh God, the Wi-Fi!)
Okay, buckle up. This ain't your usual travel blog puff piece. I'm about to spill the beans, the khao niaw (sticky rice) and the laap (minced meat salad) about my recent, utterly unpredictable adventure at the Bouasavan Hotel in Savannakhet, Laos. Let's just say it was… an experience.
First off, let me be honest. I’m not a huge fan of Laos. I'm not a "Zen master" kind of traveler, soaking up the serenity. I'm more, "Where's the Wi-Fi?! And is that coffee decent?!" And let me tell you, dealing with the Wi-Fi situation at the Bouasavan was a whole other level of stress. More on that later. Much, much later.
Accessibility? A Mixed Bag, Honestly.
The accessibility gets a thumbs up, but with a caveat. The hotel does have facilities for disabled guests, which is a massive win. There's an elevator, which, after hauling my suitcase around the dusty streets, was a godsend. But the sidewalks in Savannakhet? Let’s just say they weren't exactly designed for smooth wheelchair navigation. So, while the hotel itself tries, getting to the hotel can be a bit of a challenge.
Cleanliness and Safety – The Good, the Bad, and the Honestly Slightly Sketchy.
Alright, let's talk about the elephant in the room (or, you know, the COVID-shaped virus floating around): safety. Bouasavan tries! They really do. They’ve got anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and staff trained in safety protocol. Kudos! They even had hand sanitizer everywhere. I saw the effort. The rooms are sanitized between stays. But here's where my cynical side kicks in. Did I see professional-grade sanitizing? Maybe. Did I feel completely reassured? Not entirely. Call it the lingering travel paranoia. But hey, hot water linen and laundry washing? Score! And the safe dining setup made me feel a bit braver digging into that plate of papaya salad.
The Rooms: A Tale of Two Halves (and Wi-Fi Woes)
The rooms themselves are… adequate. Let's leave it at that. My room had air conditioning (thank God, because humidity is a cruel mistress in Laos), a desk that I actually used (gasp!), and surprisingly, blackout curtains! Essential for a light sleeper like myself. There was a mini bar (mostly filled with overpriced water, naturally), a refrigerator, and a safe box. I'm not sure what I was supposed to be keeping safe in Savannakhet, but hey, it's there! The internet access was… well, that’s where things get messy.
The Wi-Fi: My Kryptonite. My Obsession. My Doom.
The Wi-Fi. Oh, sweet, agonizing Wi-Fi. The free Wi-Fi in all rooms is technically accurate. But the internet access – wireless… and internet access – LAN… were… unreliable. Imagine trying to stream Netflix on dial-up in the 21st century. I spent more time restarting my router (which wasn't mine, of course), pacing, and muttering profanities than actually working. And yes, I needed to work! The Wi-Fi for special events (which I wasn't attending, sadly) was probably better, but that didn't help me in my current state of digital despair. Honestly, the Wi-Fi situation almost single-handedly tanked my whole experience. I'd give it a zero star if I could. Maybe even negative stars!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (Mostly Good)
Now, on to the good stuff! The food. The restaurants at Bouasavan Hotel were a pleasant surprise. They offered an Asian breakfast (delicious khao piak sen!), and I sampled the Asian cuisine in restaurant for dinner, and it was pretty darn good! I'd recommend it. They had a bar. I visited the poolside bar several times. I may or may not have indulged in a few happy hours. The bottle of water was a welcome (and necessary) companion. I even saw a vegetarian restaurant. I tried the soup in restaurant. Okay, maybe I even ordered room service [24-hour] once at 3 am after dealing with Wi-Fi problems. Overall, the international cuisine in restaurant was surprisingly well done. The salad in restaurant was fresh, which is always a plus in the Southeast Asian heat. The coffee/tea in restaurant was average. The desserts in restaurant were worth the calories. I also made use of the snack bar. The breakfast [buffet] was decent.
Things to Do/Ways to Relax: Spa Day? (Maybe)
The spa/sauna at Bouasavan Hotel… I didn’t actually experience it. I was too busy wrestling with the demon Wi-Fi. But the pool with view looked inviting. Maybe, if I had had a functional internet connection, I could have relaxed more! The fitness center looked…well, let’s say it had equipment. I'm pretty certain massage, foot bath, body scrub, body wrap, and all the other ways to relax were available. I just didn't get to enjoy them!
Services and Conveniences: Mixed Bag, as Always
The concierge was helpful (when I could actually get through on the phone, which was a gamble). The daily housekeeping was efficient. They had a convenience store, which was handy. But the cash withdrawal machine… well, I found myself needing to use it more than once thanks to the Wi-Fi situation. Air conditioning in public area was a blessing. The laundry service was efficient. The luggage storage saved me a couple of times. I saw the facilities for disabled guests and that was great!
For the Kids – Are Kids Welcome? I Have No Idea
The babysitting service exists. There are apparently kids facilities. They have family/child friendly policies. So, I assume so!
Getting Around: Airport Transfer and Beyond
The airport transfer was seamless, a welcome relief. Taxi service was easy to arrange. I had a car park [free of charge].
In the Rooms – More Details!
The alarm clock saved me from oversleeping more than once! Bathrobes are always a nice touch. The complementary tea was a welcome perk! The hair dryer was… okay. The in-room safe box was there! The linens felt crisp and clean. The non-smoking rooms were great. The private bathroom was nice to have. The satellite/cable channels were the main entertainment. The slippers were a nice touch smoke detector, socket near the bed, were a nice plus. The tea/coffee maker was great.
The Verdict (and My Final Rant About the Wi-Fi)
Bouasavan Hotel is a mixed bag. It's a comfortable stay. It has lots of amenities. And they try hard. But the Wi-Fi nearly broke me. Seriously, if you need to work online—pack a satellite dish, a generator, and a whole lot of patience. If you can disconnect (pun intended), then you, my friend, will have a better experience than me. I would go back. But first, I'm going to find a therapist specializing in Wi-Fi induced trauma.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my glorious, messy, probably-going-to-be-hilarious adventure at the Bouasavan Hotel in Savannakhet, Laos. I say "adventure" because let's be honest, I'm the kind of traveler who manages to get lost in a phone booth. This ain't gonna be a smooth ride.
Pre-Departure Ramblings (AKA My Nervous Breakdown)
- The Brain Dump: Packing is a performance art, a ballet of anxiety. I'm pretty sure I've brought enough mosquito repellent to single-handedly wipe out the entire mosquito population of Laos. And a whole pharmacy. Just in case. Also, three different types of deodorant, because, you know, humidity. Oh, and the Lonely Planet guide I bought for the year 2016 - hopefully, not much has changed.
- The Flight Freakout: Flights? They're a necessary evil. My main goal is to avoid becoming one of THOSE people on the plane – you know, the ones who hog the armrest and/or smell like a bag of old gym socks. Fingers crossed. Wishing for a window seat, praying for no screaming children, and hoping the in-flight entertainment doesn't give me motion sickness.
Day 1: Savannakhet Arrival - So Realistically Underwhelming.
- Morning (5 AM LAOS TIME): Wake up in a cold sweat. Did I pack my passport? Did I accidentally leave the iron on? (Spoiler: I did not, but the anxiety remains). Arrive at the airport. The flight was… uneventful. Which, honestly, is a win.
- Mid-Morning: Arrive in Savannakhet. First impressions? Hot. Very, very hot. And the air? It’s got that thick, sticky, you-can-cut-it-with-a-knife kind of humidity. Welcome to Laos, sunshine.
- Quirky Observation: The airport is… tiny. Like, "blink and you'll miss it" tiny. A stark contrast to the bustling chaos I'm used to. I kind of love it.
- Afternoon (1 PM): Taxi to the Bouasavan Hotel. Okay, the hotel is… interesting. It's got this faded grandeur vibe. Like a slightly dusty palace that's seen better days. The lobby is a bit dark, but it smells faintly of jasmine and old wood – which, honestly, I'm digging.
- Emotional Reaction: The room… well, it's functional. The air conditioning sounds like a grumpy badger, and the sheets feel like they've been ironed by a thousand suns. Still, it's a bed, and I'm exhausted, so I'll take it.
- Late Afternoon: Exploring! Sort of. Okay, I got lost trying to find a decent coffee shop. Found a street cat, gave it a pat. That's a win. Found a coffee shop that sold delicious Lao coffee - it was a lifesaver.
- Messy Structure: I swear, this town is a labyrinth. I wandered down a few side streets, got hopelessly turned around, and then decided to stop asking for directions. I feel like I'm stumbling towards something or the other - and I'm okay with it.
- Evening: Dinner at a local restaurant. Sticky rice. Delicious. Spicy papaya salad. Face on fire, but worth it. Beer Lao. Heaven. Watched the sunset over the Mekong River. It was… unbelievably beautiful.
- Opinionated Language: The food here is amazing. Forget everything you think you know about bland tourist food.
- Minor Category: First Language Experience: I tried to say “thank you” in Lao (Khop chai). The waiter just smiled and nodded. Pretty sure I butchered it.
Day 2: Temples, Trials, and Tasty Noodles
- Morning (9 AM -ish): Attempted to visit the temples. Found the temple, got distracted by some street food, ended up eating a weird-but-delicious fried something-or-other.
- Anecdote: I swear, every street vendor here is an artist. The way they arrange the food, the fragrant smells… it's a sensory overload in the best possible way. Also, almost got run over by a tuk-tuk. That was less fun.
- Mid-Morning/Early Afternoon: The Great Temple Debacle (aka, my spiritual awakening… maybe).
- So, the temples. Wat Sainyaphum is my first stop. It's gorgeous, draped in gold and intricate carvings. I wandered around, feeling all "spiritual" and stuff. Until a particularly persistent (and adorable) small child started following me around, trying to sell me postcards. I ended up buying one just to get him to leave me alone. I'm blaming the humidity for my lack of willpower.
- Doubling Down: Wat Xayaphoum. Wow. This place is even more breathtaking. The colours are vibrant, the architecture is mind-blowing, the air is thick with incense. I sat there, just taking it all in. And then, I saw it. A monk, quietly meditating. His face was so peaceful, so serene. And it hit me. My life is chaotic. I need to chill out. I need a spa day. I need more sticky rice.
- Emotional Reaction: (Mixed). I felt a moment of pure, unadulterated peace. And then, the mosquito started biting. So, yeah. Back to reality.
- Afternoon (2 PM): Noodles, noodles, glorious noodles! Found a hole-in-the-wall noodle shop that looked suspiciously like a bomb shelter. Ate the best bowl of noodles I've ever had in my life. The broth was heavenly, the noodles perfectly cooked, the chili paste… lethal. My mouth is still on fire.
- Messier Structure: Okay, so, after the temple, I was starving. And then I found this place. I'm bad at remembering names, but I'm never forgetting this noodle shop. Never.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Back to the hotel for a nap (a crucial part of any successful travel itinerary). Woke up just in time to watch the sunset. Yep, still stunning. Dinner at a riverside restaurant. More beer Lao. More happiness.
- Minor Category: Practical Stuff: Note to self: Pack more sunscreen. And maybe a fan. And definitely more mosquito repellent.
Day 3: Floating Markets, Unexpected Awesomeness, and a Near-Disaster
- Morning (Unfathomably Early): Decided to be adventurous. I booked a "floating market" tour. The word "floating" was a bit generous, as the "market" was more of a tiny boat with a few sad-looking vegetables. But the Mekong River at sunrise? Unbelievable. Golden light, gentle breeze, the sound of the water… pure magic.
- Quirky Observation: The "tour guide" was a guy who looked like he'd rather be anywhere else. He spoke about three words in English - "boat", "market" and "fish". We got the picture.
- Mid-Morning: Unexpected Awesomeness (aka, the best thing that happened).
- After the "market" (lol), we were taken to a small island. The island? Paradise. Seriously. Lush vegetation, quiet beaches, a few local families going about their day. I spent the whole morning just strolling around, taking photos, and feeling overwhelmingly happy.
- Anecdote: We were offered a "traditional Lao massage". I'm usually not one for massages, but… I mean, when in Laos, right? It was incredible. Painful, but incredible. My masseuse (bless her soul) tried to crack every bone in my body. I walked out feeling like jelly but in the best way possible.
- Afternoon (1 PM): Disaster. Or, at least, a near-disaster. Wandering around, lost again. Found a small alley, and for the first time - took a wrong turn. I almost fell into a hole. A very deep hole. And a very smelly hole. Learned my lesson: pay attention!
- Emotional Reaction: Okay, so, I might have screamed. Loudly. I’m okay now. But I am not going near any more hidden alleys.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: A celebratory beer (I needed it). Dinner, this time in a restaurant that was far too fancy for my budget. But the food was phenomenal. Drunk, content, and plotting my next day's adventure.
- Minor Category: Culture Shock? Feeling a little more comfortable. Still getting lost. Still loving the food. And I still can’t speak a single word fluently in Laotian.
Day 4: The Grand Finale (Maybe?)
- Morning: More exploring. More temples. More delicious food. The details are a blur, because, well, I'm a blur.
- Afternoon: Shopping. The "bargaining" game is a sport. My negotiating skills are… questionable. But hey, at least I’m trying. Bought some souvenirs. They
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