Durban Dream: Netflix, WiFi & AC Flatlet Awaits!
Durban Dream: Netflix, WiFi & AC Flatlet Awaits!
Durban Dream: A Flatlet Odyssey (With Wifi, AC & a Hefty Dose of Reality) - REVIEW
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just spent a week at the "Durban Dream: Netflix, WiFi & AC Flatlet Awaits!" and let me tell you, it was… an experience. Let's dive, shall we? (And yeah, this is gonna be a long one, just like my check-out bill.)
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First Impressions (and the Smelly Coffee Machine)
So, picture this: you've flown halfway across the world, you're dying for a decent cup of coffee, and you arrive at the "Dream." The outside looked… alright. A bit of a tired charm, you know? Like a friendly grandma in a slightly stained floral dress.
Accessibility: Now, here’s where things get interesting. The website claimed certain levels of accessibility. Well, the elevator was there, which was a plus! But the ramp to the reception area was steep enough to qualify as a small mountain. Forget about navigating it in a wheelchair without some serious quad strength and a prayer. Let's say this: I'm not disabled, thank goodness, but I can see how this could be an issue.
Reception: The check-in process was… efficient, I'll give them that. But the receptionist, let's call her Brenda, who seemed to be having an epic bad day. (Maybe the lack of coffee? It was affecting me.) She shuffled through paperwork with the enthusiasm of a sloth on tranquilizers, but hey, at least she was there. I got the keys – finally!
The Flatlet – And Now It's Time to Rant!
Okay, let's get to the heart of it: the flatlet itself. The good news first: Yep, the AC worked. Praise be to the gods of chilled air! The WiFi? Also, a miracle! The Netflix was a welcome distraction.
But… Oh, but. The "dream" part of the name was debatable. The "flatlet" was more like a compact… cubicle. The decor was… "eclectic" is the kindest word. Think: a bold mix of "thrift shop chic" and "things grandma gave away". And let's not even talk about the coffee machine. It looked ancient, smelled like old pennies, and produced a brown liquid that vaguely resembled coffee. (See above: dying for a good cup of coffee…) I stuck to instant.
Cleanliness and Safety (or, The Mystery Stain on the Bedspread)
I'm a self-professed neat freak. Call me obsessive, I don't care. Cleanliness is paramount for me. And here's where the Durban Dream veered into a nightmare.
- Cleanliness: The kitchen… well, let's just say I spent a good hour scrubbing before I could even think about using the utensils. The bedspread? There was a stain on it. A big stain. I'm not even going to guess what it was. The bathroom? Not exactly sparkling. (Okay, maybe I'm being a bit dramatic–but I found one hair in the shower!)
- Safety: There were smoke detectors, thankfully. A safe in the room, which I appreciated. The key card system seemed functional. But the security guards didn't exactly patrol the grounds with the fiercest of vigilance. (I'm pretty sure I saw them having a nap at 4 am one morning.)
Dining, Drinking & Snacking (Because We All Gotta Eat!)
There was no on-site restaurant per se, but there were "restaurants" where they offered meals, and the ones I got were decent.
- Room Service: 24-hour! (Bless up, that's a good thing!) It was basic, but hey, it was there, and after the exhausting arrival, it was a saving grace.
- Breakfast: Continental, buffet-style. (I always go for it!) The food was… edible.
Amenities: The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Confusing
- The Pool: The outdoor pool was sparkling, actually. Stunning views. The view was an added bonus!
- Fitness Center: I'm not a gym rat, but the equipment looked… well-used. And the air conditioning in there was a myth. You'd get more of a workout just from the heat.
- Spa/Sauna: They claimed a spa. I didn't see one.
- Wi-Fi: Free WiFi in all rooms! And it was mostly reliable. A lifesaver.
- Things to do: Um… the beach is nearby! (It's the Durban Dream, after all!) There were some other things to do… but I was mainly in the flatlet, trying to survive.
Services and Conveniences (Or: Where Did My Laundry Go?)
- Laundry: I sent my laundry out. It was supposed to be back the next day. It wasn't. It took three days. Don't rely on this service. Or maybe I just wasn't lucky.
- Other services They offered a concierge and other services that I didn’t use.
What I Loved (Seriously!)
- The AC: Seriously. Absolute lifesaver in the Durban heat.
- The WiFi: Constant connection, which was crucial for my work.
- The View Amazing.
What Needs Some Serious Work:
- Cleanliness – It’s an insult.
- Maintenance – Needs attention.
Final Verdict: Is it a Dream? Not Really. But…
Look, the Durban Dream isn't perfect. Far from it. It's got its quirks and it's not without faults. But if you're looking for a budget-friendly place, with decent Wifi, air conditioning, and Netflix, near the beach, then it's tolerable. Just pack some serious disinfectant wipes, and maybe your own coffee maker.
Overall Score: 3 out of 5 stars (with a strong recommendation to completely overhaul the housekeeping department!)
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Durban Disaster (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Humidity)
(Day 1: Arrival and Immediate Regret)
- 8:00 AM (Give or Take, Let’s be Real): Flight lands at King Shaka International. Ugh. Airports. The fluorescent lights, the forced cheerfulness of the staff… It's all a bit much before coffee, and I had to skip breakfast because I was afraid of missing the Uber.
- 8:45 AM: Uber chaos. The driver, bless his heart, looks like he's seen some things. We're navigating Durban traffic, which is apparently an aggressive, no-holds-barred version of bumper cars. I clutch my phone, hoping for the sweet salvation of Wi-Fi.
- 9:30AM: Arrive at the "Private Studio Flatlet." "Private" is debatable—it's more like a glorified shoebox, but hey, aircon! The key? Found it under a dusty ceramic rhino. Classic.
- 10:00 AM: Aircon check. Glorious, life-saving aircon. Spent a good ten minutes just standing in front of it like a desert nomad discovering an oasis.
- 10:30 AM: Netflix setup. My first mission. Obviously. But the Wi-Fi? More like "Wi-Fly Away From Reality, Because You'll Never Get Connected." After a half hour of password guessing and router wrestling, I finally surrender and remember to buy a data bundle. Lesson learned.
- 11:30 AM: Food hunt. Durban, I hear, is the curry capital of the world. I am ready. But first, I must locate food and water. I'm surviving on a diet of airport snacks and the desperation of a tourist in a strange land.
- 1:00 PM: Found a supermarket! Victory is mine! I feel like a pioneer, wandering the aisles of this strange new world. Picked up some essentials: biltong (beef jerky), local beers (for "cultural immersion"), and enough snacks to survive a zombie apocalypse.
- 1:30 PM: Lunch? More like a picnic on the bed with a view of the wall. I swear, the tiny space makes me feel like I’m in a dollhouse. But the biltong is delicious. My god, it's the best.
- 2:00 PM: Nap? No. I told myself I wouldn't. Then I woke up at 5:00 PM to a room drenched in golden light and the realization that I'd wasted half the day. But hey, at least I’m rested… right?
- 5:30 PM: Struggle with the shower. The water pressure is nonexistent. It drizzles onto me like a disapproving celestial sneeze. After a ten-minute debate with myself, I gave up and went out.
- 7:00 PM: Curry time! Found a local spot down the street. The smell? Divine. The spice level? Let’s just say my tongue hasn’t fully recovered. It was so good, I ordered a second plate. Okay, maybe I'm not regretting anything yet.
- 8:30 PM: Back to the flatlet (or should I start calling it "The Dungeon"?). Netflix, finally functioning! The first episode of whatever I've chosen is playing. Immediately, I'm exhausted.
- 9:00 PM: Realize I forgot to buy water.
- 9:30 PM: Get into bed. The sheets are crisp and cool. It's a tiny victory.
- 9:35 PM: Consider making a late-night pilgrimage to the supermarket. Decide against it.
- 10:00 PM: Lights out. Or, at least, eyes closed, hoping the Durban humidity doesn't seep through the cracks in the aircon and eat my soul.
(Day 2: Beach Blues and Unexpected Joy)
- 7:00 AM (ish): Awake! By a strange noise or a mosquito. The sun is already beating down. Why?
- 7:30 AM: Attempt a walk on the beach. It's a disaster. The sand is hotter than a freshly baked pizza, and every other person seems to be a hardcore surfer in the middle of a competition, not a gentle tourist in their first attempt to take in the sea.
- 8:00 AM: Stop for coffee. Realized I can't start my day without the brown liquid.
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 AM: Back to the flat. Surfing the web, exploring the netflix offers and, maybe, taking a nap or two.
- 1:00 PM: Decided to go for a curry dinner. The aroma of spice is really taking over my senses.
- 2:00 PM: Shopping spree. Bought local products to remember my trip.
- 3:00 PM: Tried the local street food. I'm not sure if I regret it.
- 4:00 PM- 7:00 PM: Visit the local bars. Drank a lot of the local beers.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Went home and fell asleep while watching my favorite series.
- 9:00 PM: Lights out.
(Day 3: The Real Durban? And A Near-Miss with a Seagull)
- 8:00 AM: Another beach attempt, but this time, I’m smarter. I slather on sunscreen like my life depends on it (because it probably does), grab a hat, and head to the gentler part of the beach.
- 8:30 AM: Attempt to read a trashy novel. Get distracted by the waves, the people, and the sheer, glorious vastness of the Indian Ocean. Durban is starting to grow on me. More like, the promise of Durban is starting to grow on me.
- 9:00 AM: Almost get dive-bombed by a seagull. Seriously, these things are aggressive, feathered torpedoes. Had to duck and weave like I was dodging bullets in a spaghetti western. I'm not sure, but I think it was after my biltong.
- 9:30 AM: Finally manage to find a cafe and write my thoughts.
- 11:00 AM: Went to the city center.
- 1:00 PM: Decided that it was time for lunch.
- 2:00 PM: Bought some souvenirs.
- 3:00 PM- 7:00 PM: Took a nap and then ordered some food to the flat.
- 8:00 PM: Lights out.
(Day 4: The Grand Finale… Kinda)
- 7:00 AM: Woke up with the thought of a long flight home.
- 7:30 AM: Packed my bags.
- 8:00 AM: Called the taxi.
- 8:30 AM: Arrived at the airport.
- 9:00 AM: Checking in time.
- 9:30 AM: Flight boarded.
- 10:00 AM: Bye Durban! Was a pleasure.
(Post-Trip Thoughts (and a Few Tears)):
Okay, so Durban wasn't perfect. The humidity was a beast, the Wi-Fi was a liar, and I definitely ate too much curry. But… there was something about it. The people were (mostly) friendly, the food was (mostly) amazing, and the sea… the sea was mesmerizing. I'm already planning my return. Maybe I will visit the zoo! And, maybe, I will get better at navigating those aggressive traffic conditions. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a nap. And possibly therapy.
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