Paradise Found: Your Unforgettable Novotel Santos Escape!
Paradise Found: Your Unforgettable Novotel Santos Escape!
Paradise Found… or a Beach Resort Rollercoaster? My Novotel Santos Review! (Brace Yourself!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just wrestled my suitcase and my sanity back from the clutches of the Novotel Santos. And lemme tell ya, it was an experience. "Paradise Found?" Well, let's just say it's more like "Paradise… Spotted, Then Fought For."
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- Meta Description: An honest and hilarious review of the Novotel Santos in Brazil. From accessibility to the pool-with-a-view, dive into my unfiltered experience, the good, the bad, and the absolutely bonkers. Includes insights on COVID-19 safety, fun things to do, and whether it's worth the trip!
Accessibility: Navigating the Labyrinth (and My Own Clumsiness)
Okay, first things first: accessibility. I wasn't personally needing wheelchair access this trip, but I'm always looking out for friends and family. And I was genuinely impressed (and slightly relieved!) with the Wheelchair accessible features. The ramps were decent, the elevators worked (a small miracle, sometimes!), and the staff seemed generally clued in – though one guy did try to squeeze a luggage cart past me in a narrow hallway. Dude, come on! They also had Facilities for disabled guests, which looked promising. So, thumbs up on that front overall. Elevator and Exterior corridors also gets a check mark.
Cleanliness and Safety: Germaphobe's Heaven… Mostly
Look, travel in this post-pandemic world is a minefield of anxiety. But the Novotel Santos REALLY tried. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Yep. Room sanitization between stays? Seems so. They even offered Room sanitization opt-out available, which, for a control freak like me, was oddly comforting. Hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol - I saw them wiping down everything religiously, and they seemed genuinely concerned. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was pretty easy to maintain, but you know, Brazilians, they love their hugs. Cashless payment service was a breeze. Shared stationery removed – THANK GOD.
Side Note: The Great Toiletries Heist
I may have hoarded all the little shampoo and conditioner bottles in my room. Don't judge me. They were SO cute! And the Toiletries themselves were actually decent. It's a small win, I know.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (and a Few Hiccups)
Right, let's talk food. The Breakfast [buffet] was…well, it was a buffet. A reasonably good one, actually. Asian breakfast was available (a bit of a surprise, but hey, Brazil!), along with the usual Western breakfast suspects. The Buffet in restaurant had a decent spread, but, for someone who got up later than the early breakfast crew had all the good stuff. More Coffee/tea in restaurant was also a plus. The A la carte in restaurant options were also pretty good, but maybe a little pricey. I'm on a budget you know.
The Poolside bar… Now that was a winner. Cold caipirinhas, salty air, and a view – what’s not to love? Had a Happy hour, too, which was fantastic. Bottle of water was also readily available, and I appreciated that. But… (and there's ALWAYS a but) the Snack bar was a bit…disappointing. Limited options and some dubious-looking sandwiches.
THE GREAT ROOM SERVICE DEBACLE (aka My Personal Hell)
So, one night, I was exhausted, jet-lagged, and craving comfort food, I called for Room service [24-hour]. Simple, right? Wrong. First, it took them 45 minutes to answer the phone. Then, when they finally picked up, the person on the other end sounded like they were speaking from the bottom of a well. "Hello? Novotel? Room service?" (Me, being overly polite). Followed by a muffled response. I ordered a burger and fries. Another hour and a half later, my burger arrived… cold. And the fries? Soggy. I kid you not, the burger was practically CRYING from the sheer sogginess. I nearly lost it, but I was too tired to cause a scene. Lesson learned: next time, I'm bringing my own damn food.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams (and a Surprisingly Good Gym)
Okay, let's get positive again! The Swimming pool [outdoor] was FANTASTIC. Gorgeous view, clean water, and plenty of sun loungers. Pure bliss. The Pool with view was exactly as they advertised.
And the Spa/sauna? Oh mama! I indulged in a Massage, a Body scrub, and spent a glorious hour sweating it out in the Sauna. It was heavenly. Truly. Then got some time in the Gym/fitness, it was surprisingly well-equipped. Not a luxury experience, which I appreciated, and the equipment was in good condition. I might have overdone it on the treadmill… (oops). There's also Steamroom, which I was not able to try. Also there was a Foot bath which I did not have time to get to.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly Fun or Chaos?
I didn’t travel with kids, but I saw several families, and the Kids facilities seemed decent. No evidence of a Babysitting service, thank God. It will be interesting to know, I guess.
Available in All Rooms: The Bare Necessities (and a Few Surprises)
My room was…adequate. It had Air conditioning (essential in Santos!), a Coffee/tea maker (needed, desperately, after that room service ordeal!), a Refrigerator (for the emergency beer stash), and a Wi-Fi [free] connection that actually worked. I was glad they had Blackout curtains; I used them. Bathrobes were available! Daily housekeeping was efficient. Ironing facilities? Yep. The Seating area was nice for just lounging. It also had a Mini bar, but I didn't buy anything. It had a Shower and Toiletries!
The good, the bad, and the… weird?
- Plus: The pool, the spa, the generally friendly staff, the effort they put into the COVID safety protocols. The Front desk [24-hour] was always helpful, and the Concierge steered me well. Also the Car park [free of charge] was a blessing.
- Minus: The room service (ugh!), the slightly tired decor in the rooms, the occasional slow service in the restaurant. The Happy hour was, though advertised as such, did not have its specific hours mentioned.
- Weird: The shrine in the lobby. (Yes, a shrine. I have no idea, but it was there.) And the seagulls. They were everywhere.
Getting Around: Smooth Sailing or a Turbulent Tide?
The Airport transfer was a godsend – the drive from the airport can be brutal. They also offer Taxi service if you need it. Car park [on-site] was useful.
Overall: Worth the Trip?
Honestly? Yes. Despite the room service catastrophe and the occasional minor hiccup, the Novotel Santos delivered a solid, enjoyable experience. It's not perfect. It's not luxurious. But it's comfortable, safe, and has enough amenities to make for a relaxing getaway. Just bring your own burger. And maybe a hazmat suit, just in case.
Final Verdict: 4 out of 5 stars (mostly for the caipirinhas)
Escape to Paradise: Polydoros Apartments, Your Chavania, Greece Oasis Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a Novotel Santos adventure. Forget your perfectly curated Instagram grids – this is gonna be real. Prepare for a ramblin', opinionated, likely slightly-hungover account of my trip. Let’s get messy!
Novotel Santos: A Hot Mess Express (My Itinerary, God Help Me)
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic (Plus a Side of Pizza)
- 14:00 – Arrival at Congonhas Airport (CGH) – São Paulo: Okay, first off? The airport. Chaos. Absolute beautiful chaos. I swear, trying to find a taxi felt like navigating a mosh pit at a death metal concert. (Shudders) But hey, surviving is half the battle, right?
- 15:30 – Taxi to Novotel Santos: The drive itself wasn't too awful actually. Watched the city morph from a chaotic sprawl to something….well, a little more chill. My first thought, "This is gonna be a blast!"
- 17:00 – Check-in & Room Reconnaissance: Okay, room check. Clean. Standard. A bit beige, but hey, who am I to judge? I’ve essentially lived in a beige box for the last god knows how long. I was relieved as heck, I couldn't find anything to complain about. Yet.
- 18:00 - Pool Time! After the chaos of the airport, the pool was a welcome respite. Actually, the whole setup here is pretty nice.. Just the right temperature, with a few other folks enjoying the same thing, it's relaxing, and the sun is absolutely gorgeous!
- 19:00 – Dinner at a local Pizzeria: I thought it's a fairly simple choice, it's good pizza! The crust was perfect, the toppings were fresh, and the atmosphere was buzzing. I think I had 2 slices of pizza!
Day 2: Beach Bliss (and a Near-Disaster)
- 09:00 – Breakfast Buffet Debacle: Breakfast. Ah, the daily fight for the last croissant. Or in my case, the first. I love them! The spread was pretty decent, but the sheer volume of people hovering around the scrambled eggs made me feel like I was in the hunger games. But, I got my croissant. Victory!
- 10:00 – Beach Time! Santos Beach, here I come! It's so close to the hotel. The sand was soft, the sea was salty. I spent a solid few hours just staring out at the waves. Pure bliss!
- 12:00 – Sunscreen Mishap (and a Near-Burn): Okay, so I thought I applied enough sunscreen. I didn’t. By lunchtime, I could feel the distinct tingle of impending sunburn. Face like a lobster? Check. Lesson learned.
- 14:00 – Lunch at a Beachside Kiosk: Fish and chips. Classic. Messy. Delicious. Just what I needed. And the view? Unbeatable.
- 16:00 – Beach side. Part 2: Back to the beach. I'm a sucker for water, always have been.
- 17:00 – Back to the hotel, getting ready for a night out. Taking my time, getting ready for a night out.
- 19:00 – Dinner at a Seafood Restaurant: The sea food was to die for, I could've stayed there.
Day 3: Culture Shock (and a Hunt for Coffee)
- 09:00 – Sleep in: I love sleeping in!
- 10:00 – Attempt at Local Exploration: Ok, I tried to be all cultural and stuff today. I wanted to see the historical center and its architecture. I knew I had to make a plan. I looked it up and mapped it out, I felt a bit nervous to be honest with you, as I'm not a good planner.
- 11:00 – Coffee Crisis: Okay, so I’m a coffee addict. A serious coffee addict. And finding a decent cup of coffee in Santos was a challenge worthy of Indiana Jones. I spent a solid hour wandering around, asking anyone and everyone. "Café?" They'd point me towards some weak instant stuff."
- 12:00 – Lunch: I stopped by a café and got a light meal.
- 13:00 – The Pelé Museum: Whoosh. The most memorable part of the entire day. I am NOT a football fan, at all. But guys, this museum is incredible. The sheer history, the trophies, the photos. Even I, the football-averse, was blown away. Truly a must-see.
- 16:00 – Back to the Hotel for some R&R: The museum had done me in, I was tired.
- 17:00 – Coffee: I found a coffee place.
- 19:00 – Dinner at the hotel: I was to tired to seek out anything, dinner at the hotel had to do. It was excellent!
Day 4: Farewell (or Maybe Not?) & Final Thoughts
- 09:00 – Another Breakfast Buffet Battle: Okay, let’s be real, I’m not even sure I wanted to eat anything at this point, but the croissant call of duty kept pulling me back. I got two!
- 10:00 – Last Swim: One last dip in the pool. Soaking up the sun.
- 11:00 – Pack & Check-Out: The dreaded moment. Time to say goodbye. And the hotel staff were amazing, so friendly and helpful. I can't complain.
- 12:00 – Farewell Lunch: One final amazing meal.
- 13:00 – Taxi to Congonhas Airport: The same chaos from the start, but I was ready this time.
- 15:00 – Departure: This has been one amazing trip.
Overall…
The Novotel Santos was pretty darn good. The pool was a lifesaver, the location was perfect, and the staff were gems. Sure, it wasn’t perfect. There were moments of frustration, moments of blissful surrender, and probably a few moments of me looking like a complete and utter tourist idiot. That's what I loved about it. But do I want to come back? DEFINITELY.
Escape to Paradise: OYO 90132 Lie Mas Hotel Trawas Awaits!
Paradise Found: Your Unforgettable Novotel Santos Escape! (A Slightly Chaotic FAQ)
Okay, so you're thinking about going to the Novotel Santos? Buckle up, buttercup. I've been. And let me tell you, it's... an experience. Here's the REAL lowdown, warts and all.
1. How's the beach, REALLY? I mean, are we talking postcard-perfect or... sand-and-sea-adjacent?
Okay, first things first: Santos beach. Look, it's *there*. It's definitely a beach. It's not, like, the Maldives. Let's be honest. It's... Brazilian. Which means a slightly different vibe. I went in expecting pristine white sand. What I got was... well, it got the job done. It's like, you could definitely build a respectable sandcastle there. And the water... oh, the water! It's the Atlantic, which is... Atlantic-y. You know? Sometimes a bit murky, sometimes a bit wavey, and *always* cold. One day I saw a rogue plastic bottle floating by. Made me chuckle. Still, you're *on* the beach! Bring your own expectations, and enjoy.
2. The Rooms: Cozy or Claustrophobic? And is that a leaky tap I hear?
Okay, the rooms. The *rooms*. My room? It was... fine. Not palatial, not dungeon-like. Standard hotel stuff. Clean (mostly). The view? I paid extra for a "sea view." I could *technically* see the sea. Over the rooftops and past a palm tree that was stubbornly blocking, like, 80% of it. That being said, it was pretty cool. I mean, being able to see the ocean in the distance really makes you get lost in the world. On the second day, there was a definite *drip drip* from the bathroom faucet. I called it in, and it was eventually fixed. I've stayed in worse. Honestly, I've stayed in much much worse. One time at a hostel in Paris I was convinced there was a ghost. This was way better than that.
3. Breakfast: The Most Important Meal of the Day! What's the spread like? Did you eat ALL of the pastries? (Be honest.)
Breakfast. Ah, breakfast. This is where things get... interesting. Okay, so there's a definite buffet vibe. Loads of stuff. Loads. We're talking eggs (cooked in a variety of ways, surprisingly), bacon, fruit, yogurt, cereal, loads of bread (the best part), and... pastries. Oh, the pastries. I may, *may*, have sampled a few. Okay, I inhaled a few. The *pao de queijo* (cheese bread) was truly life-changing. I might have gone back for seconds... and thirds... Look, don't judge me! It was delicious. Seriously, the breakfast alone is almost worth the price of admission!. The staff? Friendly enough, but sometimes a little overwhelmed with the breakfast rush. But come on, can you blame them? They are working towards a breakfast frenzy. One time there was a massive tour group and you could see that look of "oh my god, here we go again" in some of the workers' eyes.
4. The Pool: Did you actually *swim* in it? Was it crowded? Did you see any weirdness?
The pool. A pool is a pool, right? WRONG. This pool was the central hub of the entire operation. And yeah, I swam in it! It was lovely, actually. Cool, refreshing, and a welcome escape from the Santos sun. And yes, it was crowded. Always. Which meant you had to jostle for space and dodge rogue pool noodles like a ninja. I also saw some pretty interesting fashion choices (speedo, anyone?). And... well... one day I witnessed a full-blown water aerobics class. Complete with synchronized arm movements. Let's just say it was an experience.
5. Location, Location, Location! Is it easy to get around? And are we talking safe and sound or 'sketchy streets' after dark?
The Novotel Santos' location? Pretty darn good, actually. Right on the beach. Close to restaurants and shops. Easy to walk around during the day. At night... well, I wouldn't go wandering around alone, especially late. It's like, there's a definite "tourist-y" area, and then a bit off the beaten path that… probably not a good idea at night alone. During the day it was great to roam the beach and soak up the sun!
6. The Staff: Are they friendly or frazzled? Did you have any major issues?
Okay, the staff. A mixed bag. Most were friendly and helpful. Some were… well, a little frazzled, understandably. I mean, they're dealing with a constant influx of tourists! I had a minor issue with the air conditioning one day (it went from "arctic blast" to "barely a breeze" overnight). I called it in, and someone came up within a reasonable amount of time. Honestly, the whole experience felt pretty smooth. They are doing their best!
7. Value for Money: Would you recommend it? Is it worth the price?
Value for money? Hmm. This is tricky one. Look, the Novotel Santos isn't exactly budget travel. It's… a comfortable mid-range option. Was it worth the price? Yeah, probably. The location is great. The breakfast is amazing. The rooms are decent. The staff tries their best! If you're looking for a relaxing beach getaway in Brazil, and you don't mind a little bit of chaos and a slightly less-than-perfect beach experience, go for it. I'd say it's a solid choice. And you might even see some people doing water aerobics: a nice bonus.
8. The Spa: Did you indulge? Is it worth it? Spill the tea!
The spa... oh, the spa. Okay, so here’s the thing. I’m usually a bit of a spa skeptic. I tend to think it’s all overpriced fluff and pampering. But… I was on vacation! So I treated myself to a massage. And you know what? It was actually pretty good. The masseuse was super professional, the room was dimly lit and relaxing (I think), and I completely zoned out. Seriously, I almost fell asleep. It was delightful! Worth the price? Maybe. I mean, it's still a spa, so it's not *cheap*. But hey, you're worth it, right? And after a day of dodging rogue pool noodles, you probably *need* a massage.
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