Luxury St. Paul Getaway: LivINN Hotel Awaits!
Luxury St. Paul Getaway: LivINN Hotel Awaits!
Luxury St. Paul Getaway: LivINN Hotel Awaits! - A Rambling Review (with a Few Imperfections & Lots of Opinions!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain’t your average hotel review. This is a feeling, a slightly chaotic journey through my experience at the LivINN Hotel in St. Paul, and it’s gonna be messy, honest, and hopefully, a little bit helpful. Consider this your pre-travel pep talk, because honestly, navigating hotels can be a jungle.
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First Impressions (and a Little Bit of Anxiety):
Right off the bat, I gotta say, the "Luxury Getaway" bit? Yeah, I was skeptical. "Luxury" gets thrown around like confetti. But hey, a weekend away in St. Paul sounded divine. And this LivINN place, from the pictures, looked promising - especially since I needed something accessible. (More on that later. It’s a thing.)
Accessibility – The Real Deal or Just Lip Service?
This is where things got REAL for me. My sister is, shall we say, mobility-challenged. Finding a truly accessible hotel is like finding a unicorn that also makes a decent cup of coffee. But the facilities for disabled guests at LivINN? They actually seemed… thoughtful. They weren't just slapping a ramp on the entrance and calling it a day.
- Wheelchair accessible: Check. The ramp wasn't an afterthought; the doors actually opened wide enough, which is a miracle. Seeing a spacious accessible room (not just a slightly wider doorway) was a HUGE win. Big, fat, celebratory win.
- Elevator: Of course, duh. But it was clean, and the buttons were easy to push. (Silly detail, but sometimes, the little things are everything.)
- **Accessible rooms specifically: ** The bathroom had all of the necessary features and I don't have to fear showering as I know I will be in a safe environment.
- **It had a decent *car park [free of charge]* Which is amazing
Accessibility - The Imperfections (Because Life Isn't Perfect, Sadly):
Okay, here's the honest truth: nothing is perfect. There were a few minor glitches. The route from the lobby to the pool, for example, could be slightly confusing. A few more strategic signs wouldn't hurt. And while the staff were INCREDIBLY helpful (more on that later), sometimes finding someone who truly understood accessibility nuances took a minute. Which is understandable, but still, some more accessibility training for everyone wouldn't go amiss. Still, massive credit for the effort.
Getting Around (and Not Getting Run Over):
- Airport transfer: Didn’t use it, but good to know it's there.
- Taxi service: Yep, obviously available.
- Car park [free of charge]: Huge plus. Free parking in a city? Seriously? Made life SO much easier.
- Car park [on-site]: It's right there. Convenient.
- Car power charging station: Didn't have an electric vehicle, but good to know they're keeping up with the times.
Rooms - My Personal Oasis (Almost):
Okay, let's talk rooms. I was in one of the Non-smoking rooms, thank goodness. The view was decent, the bed was comfy, and the blackout curtains were an absolute godsend for sleeping in.
- Air conditioning: Worked like a charm. Crucial for survival.
- Alarm clock: Yep. Essential, even for a vacation…sigh.
- Bathrobes: YES. Because who doesn't love a fluffy robe?
- Bathtub/Separate shower/bathtub: My shower was luxurious and the bathtub was large enough to fully get into.
- Coffee/tea maker I was happy and made some tea.
- Desk, Internet access – wireless, Laptop workspace: Essential if you're traveling for business.
- Extra long bed: I had trouble getting out of it in the morning (not really).
- Free bottled water: Loved it!
- Hair dryer: A necessity.
- In-room safe box: Always a plus.
- Refrigerator/Mini bar: The mini bar was stocked, just in case I wanted a snack.
- Seating area: Always nice to have extra space to sit.
- Slippers: A small luxury, but nice.
- Soundproofing: Necessary for a peaceful stay.
- Sofa: I like a sofa, I sat on it.
- Telephone: I didn't call anyone, but I could, how useful!
- Towels: Always useful.
- Wake-up service: I'm a morning person, but it's good to know they offer it.
- Wi-Fi [free]: Essential in this day and age.
The Imperfection of a Room Experience:
The rooms had some little things. They weren't entirely perfect. I found a small stain on the comforter, and the TV remote was a bit finicky. But let's be honest, these are minor quibbles.
Cleanliness & Safety - Does it Feel Safe?
This is a big one for me. Cleanliness is paramount, especially post-pandemic. And I'm happy to report, LivINN did a pretty good job.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Good. Love it.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Awesome.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Important.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Reassuring.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Good to know.
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, Security [24-hour]: Made me feel safe, it felt secure.
- Safe dining setup: Made me have peace of mind eating.
However, there was a bit of a lapse. I saw a maid not wearing a mask properly. It was a busy time, though, and I let it slide.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking - Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Disappointment):
Alright, let's get to the good stuff: food! And drinks!
- Breakfast [buffet]: Generally decent. The usual suspects: eggs, bacon, pastries. Nothing earth-shattering, but perfectly acceptable to start your day.
- Breakfast takeaway service: A godsend when you’re in a rush.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Standard. Nothing to write home about.
- Restaurants: You can dine in the restaurant, I wish I had.
- Room service [24-hour]: Yes! This is when you had to eat alone in your room.
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: I wasn't able to eat at these locations.
The Quirk to the Experience:
I tried to get a late-night snack at the bar. The bartender was friendly, but seemed a little overwhelmed. There was a mix-up with my order. It was a good laugh, ultimately. It wasn't a "luxury" experience but it was a fun one.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax - Spa Time?
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: I didn’t go to the gym, but people did.
- Pool with view, Swimming pool [outdoor]: The pool was beautiful and inviting.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: I did go to the spa. It was the kind of experience that makes you forget your phone exists.
The Disappointment (and the Silver Lining):
I was looking forward to the spa services, but the one I wanted was fully booked. Sigh. Okay, total bummer, but… the front desk staff noticed my disappointment and comped me a complimentary drink at the bar. Small gestures like that can make a huge difference.
Services & Conveniences - The Little Things That Matter:
- Concierge: Didn't need them, but they looked helpful.
- Contactless check-in/out: Appreciated the convenience.
- Daily housekeeping: Spotless.
- Elevator: (Again, appreciating the elevator.)
- Invoice provided: Always helpful for expenses.
- Laundry service: Great to have.
- **Luggage
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because we're about to dive headfirst into a truly unrealistic (in the best possible way) travel itinerary centered around a stay at the LivINN Hotel St Paul East/Maplewood. Forget your perfectly polished travel blogs, this is the real deal. The messy, the glorious mess.
Day 1: Arrival and The Unexpected Pizza Predicament (Oh, the Humanity!)
- 3:00 PM: Land at MSP. Okay, so far, so good. Except… my flight was delayed by like, a whole hour because of "unexpected winds." Unexpected? In Minneapolis? Come on. Anyway. I'm starving. Already battling the existential dread that comes with air travel.
- 4:30 PM: Finally, finally! Car rental secured. I swear, that rental car agent looked like he hadn't slept in a week. Anyway, I'm off to LivINN. The GPS app, bless its digital heart, promises a smooth ride.
- 5:00 PM: Check-in at LivINN. The lobby smells faintly of chlorine and desperation (that's a good thing). The front desk guy is incredibly nice. He's probably seen it all, which includes me trying to remember my name.
- 5:30 PM: The room! It's… functional. Clean-ish. The TV remote is missing a button. This is a deal breaker. I NEED to watch trash TV when I'm this sleep-deprived.
- 6:00 PM: Pizza time! Okay, so here's where things went sideways. I found this online pizza place, guaranteed to be “the best pizza in all of Maplewood (and also, probably the best pizza ever)”. The website was slick, the photos looked incredible. I ordered a large pepperoni, feeling optimistic.
- 6:45 PM: Pizza arrives! Except… it's not. It's… it resembles something that was once, maybe, a pizza. The crust is like cardboard, the pepperoni is shriveled, and the cheese appears to have undergone a chemical reaction. My optimism? Crushed.
- 7:00 PM (Post-Pizza Trauma): I’m devastated. I'm starving. It's a pizza tragedy. I end up eating the breadsticks… and a bag of chips from the vending machine.
- 7:30 PM: Wandering aimlessly around the hotel. People-watching. Observing the existential dread of other travelers. Realizing I could totally be a travel blogger.
- 8:00 PM: I finally figure out how to order some proper food after a very important call from DoorDash from my phone. I got better food, the feeling of sadness fades slowly with time.
- 9:00 PM: Finally, passing out on the bed in exhaustion..
Day 2: Mall of America Mayhem and the Quest for Caffeine (Hold on Tight!)
- 8:00 AM: Waking up. Ugh. Coffee. Must have coffee. The hotel's complimentary “breakfast” is a sad joke. I opt for a gas station coffee and a stale donut. This is not how I envisioned this trip.
- 9:00 AM: Head to the Mall of America. Okay, huge mistake, or maybe the right choice! The enormity of the place is… overwhelming. There are so many people. I swear, I saw a group of teenagers wearing matching tie-dye jumpsuits riding a giant roller coaster!
- 9:30 AM - 1:00 PM: Wandering around. Shops, rides, food… it’s a sensory overload. I spend way too much money on things I don’t need. My credit card screams. My bank looks at me with deep disappointment.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a generic food court. I eat a generic American/Asian mashup. Not my best culinary life choice.
- 1:30 PM: The caffeine crash hits. Hard. I need a coffee, STAT. I track down a Starbucks and practically inhale a latte. The world comes back into focus.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: More Mall of America. More shopping. I stumble upon a candy store. And, naturally, I buy a ridiculous amount of old-fashioned candy. My dentist is going to hate me.
- 4:00 PM: Heading back to the hotel, feeling more like a zombie than a human.
- 5:00 PM: Relaxing at the hotel and watching TV. I found the remote's missing button.
- 7:00 PM: Ordering another takeaway, this time successfully, and having a nice relaxing time.
Day 3: Farewell Maplewood (I’m Already Planning the Return Trip)
- 8:00 AM: Another bland hotel breakfast. I really need to branch out. Maybe I’ll bring my own eggs next time.
- 9:00 AM: A slow wander around Maplewood. Okay, I admit, this place grew on me. It has a certain…charm.
- 10:00 AM: Check-out. I leave the room, hoping to never see that pizza again.
- 10:30 AM: I hit the road. Sigh.
- 11:00 AM: Driving to the airport, feeling a mix of exhaustion, relief, and a strange longing.
- 12:00 PM: See you later, Maplewood. I’ll be back. With better pizza intelligence next time, I promise. And maybe a spare TV remote.
This, my friends, is a journey. A slightly chaotic, utterly honest, and beautifully imperfect journey. This is travel, as it is. And it's glorious.
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